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  • #1
    Meg Cabot
    “But. . . you said we were going to play Parcheezi. . .”
    Meg Cabot

  • #2
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #3
    Dean Koontz
    “Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.”
    Dean Koontz

  • #4
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #5
    Dean Koontz
    “Please, don't torture me with cliches. If you're going to try to intimidate me, have the courtesy to go away for a while, acquire a better education, improve your vocabulary, and come back with some fresh metaphors.”
    Dean Koontz

  • #6
    Dean Koontz
    “From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity.”
    Dean Koontz, Odd Thomas

  • #7
    Janet Evanovich
    “I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”
    Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly

  • #8
    Janet Evanovich
    “Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.”
    Janet Evanovich, Seven Up

  • #9
    Janet Evanovich
    “He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.
    "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said.
    [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."
    "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."
    "Everyone I know wants to see you naked."
    "And you?"
    "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.”
    Janet Evanovich, Hard Eight

  • #10
    Mark Twain
    “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
    Mark Twain

  • #11
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #12
    Charlaine Harris
    “I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!”
    Charlaine Harris

  • #13
    It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #14
    E.B. White
    “It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.”
    E.B. White, Charlotte's Web

  • #15
    Anne Morrow Lindbergh
    “The most exhausting thing in life, I have discovered, is being insincere.”
    Anne Morrow Lindbergh, Gift from the Sea

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