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"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, fate, life, planning, plans
7,078 people liked it

"Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch."
— Jane Austen (Mansfield Park)

20 people liked it

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
— Douglas Adams

tags: humor, wit
1,466 people liked it

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
— W.C. Fields

tags: humor, sinister
2,091 people liked it

"I can resist anything, except temptation."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: temptation
368 people liked it

"I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled."
— P.G. Wodehouse

75 people liked it

"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."
— P.G. Wodehouse

tags: apologies, apologizing, humor, people
37 people liked it

" A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it first.
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— Oscar Levant

tags: humor
4 people liked it

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
— Napoleon Bonaparte

tags: history, past
6 people liked it

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
— Albert Camus

tags: friends, friendship
9,703 people liked it

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."
— Peter De Vries

tags: humor, writing
82 people liked it

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know."
— Mel Brooks

tags: humor, witt, writing
10 people liked it

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
— Tom Clancy

tags: life
359 people liked it

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. "
— Robert Benchley

tags: famous, writing
15 people liked it

"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again"
— Mary Pickford

1 person liked it

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