Tiffany's favorite quotes

"There's nothing wrong with you..not even the darkest corner of that beautiful soul. ~ Hunter (City of Souls)"
— Vicki Pettersson

tags: city, hunter, jo, olivia, souls, zodiac

2 people liked it

"The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault."
— Jim Butcher (Blood Rites)

35 people liked it

"Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks"
— Kim Harrison (The Outlaw Demon Wails)

6 people liked it

"The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery. (Stray)"
— Rachel Vincent

2 people liked it

"Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did."
— Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes)

tags: humor

29 people liked it

"'Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"
I stared at him, shocked.
The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after."
Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.'"
— Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns)

tags: humour

17 people liked it

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."
— Jim Butcher (Storm Front)

tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid

149 people liked it

"Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!"
— Jim Butcher

tags: humor, interference

23 people liked it

"Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane"
— Rachel Caine (Glass Houses)

tags: funny, morganvillevampires

207 people liked it

"Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off."
— Jeaniene Frost

tags: paranormal, romance

23 people liked it

"You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.
Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my window."
"Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it."
"Twice."
"Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen."
— J.R. Ward (Lover Unbound)

tags: fiction, humor, paranormal, romance, vampires

49 people liked it

"Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise."
— J.R. Ward (Lover Unbound)

tags: fiction, humor, paranormal, romance, vampire

39 people liked it

"...things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude."
— Richelle Mead

tags: georgina-kincaid, humor, nin, nine-inch-nails, paranormal-romance, succubus, vodka

8 people liked it

"I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty."
— Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites)

tags: books, humor

5 people liked it

"Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. "
— Rachel Caine (The Dead Girls' Dance)

tags: boys, humor

35 people liked it

"When I want you to beg, I'll tell you."
— J.R. Ward (Lover Unbound)

28 people liked it

"It's not the length of the word; it's how well you use it!"
— Rachel Vincent

16 people liked it

"Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.”
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— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

tags: funny

22 people liked it

"Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!""
— Jeaniene Frost (Halfway to the Grave)

26 people liked it

"You forget, darling.
I am the local psychopath."
— Kelley Armstrong (Bitten)

tags: humor

42 people liked it

"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. - Cat"
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

tags: humor, sex, vampire

51 people liked it

""He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get ooome, don’t you worry.

Cat to female admirer at Paris Opera"
— Jeaniene Frost (Destined for an Early Grave)

tags: bones, cat, humor

11 people liked it

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