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  • Maya Angelou
    "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
    Maya Angelou


  • Louisa May Alcott
    "She is too fond of books, and it has turned her brain."
    Louisa May Alcott (Work: A Story of Experience)


  • Albert Einstein
    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    Albert Einstein


  • Marcus Tullius Cicero
    "A room without books is like a body without a soul."
    Marcus Tullius Cicero


  • Eleanor Roosevelt
    "Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Groucho Marx
    "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
    Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)


  • Dr. Seuss
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
    Dr. Seuss


  • Robert A. Heinlein
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
    Robert A. Heinlein


  • Plato
    "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men."
    Plato


  • Douglas Adams
    "Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc...and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."
    Douglas Adams


  • Walt Disney Company
    "I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter."
    Walt Disney Company


  • John F. Kennedy
    "What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause, but what they say about their opponents."
    John F. Kennedy


  • Jorge Luis Borges
    "I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library."
    Jorge Luis Borges


  • Arnold Lobel
    "Books to the ceiling,
    Books to the sky,
    My pile of books is a mile high.
    How I love them! How I need them!
    I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
    Arnold Lobel


  • Alan Moore
    "Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
    Alan Moore


  • Virginia Woolf
    "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
    Virginia Woolf


  • Dorothy Parker
    "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
    Dorothy Parker


  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
    "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


  • Jane Smiley
    "A child who is protected from all controversial ideas is as vulnerable as a child who is protected from every germ. The infection, when it comes- and it will come- may overwhelm the system, be it the immune system or the belief system."
    Jane Smiley


  • George Carlin
    "Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
    George Carlin


  • Barack Obama
    "Our challenges may be new. The instruments with which we meet them may be new. But those values upon which our success depends - honesty and hard work, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism - these things are old. These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history. What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility - a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task."
    Barack Obama


  • Bill Bryson
    "If you imagine the 4,500-bilion-odd years of Earth's history compressed into a normal earthly day, then life begins very early, about 4 A.M., with the rise of the first simple, single-celled organisms, but then advances no further for the next sixteen hours. Not until almost 8:30 in the evening, with the day five-sixths over, has Earth anything to show the universe but a restless skin of microbes. Then, finally, the first sea plants appear, followed twenty minutes later by the first jellyfish and the enigmatic Ediacaran fauna first seen by Reginald Sprigg in Australia. At 9:04 P.M. trilobites swim onto the scene, followed more or less immediately by the shapely creatures of the Burgess Shale. Just before 10 P.M. plants begin to pop up on the land. Soon after, with less than two hours left in the day, the first land creatures follow.

    Thanks to ten minutes or so of balmy weather, by 10:24 the Earth is covered in the great carboniferous forests whose residues give us all our coal, and the first winged insects are evident. Dinosaurs plod onto the scene just before 11 P.M. and hold sway for about three-quarters of an hour. At twenty-one minutes to midnight they vanish and the age of mammals begins. Humans emerge one minute and seventeen seconds before midnight. The whole of our recorded history, on this scale, would be no more than a few seconds, a single human lifetime barely an instant. Throughout this greatly speeded-up day continents slide about and bang together at a clip that seems positively reckless. Mountains rise and melt away, ocean basins come and go, ice sheets advance and withdraw. And throughout the whole, about three times every minute, somewhere on the planet there is a flash-bulb pop of light marking the impact of a Manson-sized meteor or one even larger. It's a wonder that anything at all can survive in such a pummeled and unsettled environment. In fact, not many things do for long."
    Bill Bryson (A Short History of Nearly Everything)


  • "Explaining the moment of connection between a reader and book to someone who's never experienced it is like trying to describe sex to a virgin."
    Sara Nelson (So Many Books, So Little Time: A Year of Passionate Reading)


  • Ronald Reagan
    "It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. "
    Ronald Reagan


  • Thomas Jefferson
    "I never told my own religion nor scrutinized that of another. I never attempted to make a convert, nor wished to change another's creed. I am satisfied that yours must be an excellent religion to have produced a life of such exemplary virtue and correctness. For it is in our lives, and not from our words, that our religion must be judged."
    Thomas Jefferson


  • Benjamin Franklin
    "The person who deserves most pity is a lonesome one on a rainy day who doesn't know how to read."
    Benjamin Franklin


  • Charlaine Harris
    "Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy."
    Charlaine Harris


  • Greg Mortenson
    "You can hand out condoms, drop bombs, build roads, or put in electricity, but until the girls are educated a society won’t change."
    Greg Mortenson



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