Laura's favorite quotes

"I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. "
— Robert Clark

tags: humour, new, year

"Delia Smith needs to realise that when Nigella flirts with the camera she comes across as a slut. When Delia does it she comes across as an old slut."
— Robert Clark

tags: delia, humour, lawson, nigella, smith

3 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

11,930 people liked it

"Wit is educated insolence."
— Aristotle

43 people liked it

"Anyone can become angry. That is easy. But to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose and in the right way - that is not easy."
— Aristotle

tags: anger

92 people liked it

"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are therir own"
— Aristotle

11 people liked it

"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

tags: humor, philosophy

835 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation

7,477 people liked it

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

tags: exercise, humor, laziness

5,859 people liked it

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: honesty, inspirational

5,458 people liked it

"What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist."
— Salman Rushdie

tags: censorship, free, speech

81 people liked it

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