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"Good is the enemy of great."
— Jim Collins

tags: ethic, inspirational, work
4 people liked it

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: dreams, love, reality, sleep
10,397 people liked it

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear."
— Martin Luther King Jr.

tags: hate, love
677 people liked it

"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
— G.K. Chesterton

tags: car, funny, humor, religious
1,162 people liked it

"I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the library the sign says 'shut the fuck up!'"
— Rodney Dangerfield

tags: fuck, funny, humour, libraries, neighborhoods, profanity
419 people liked it

"Words are like eggs dropped from great heights. You could no more call them back then ignore the mess they left when they fell."
— Stephen R. Covey

5 people liked it

"What you are shouts so loudly in my ears I can't hear what you say."
— Emerson

1 person liked it

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
6,654 people liked it

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

tags: exercise, humor, laziness
5,888 people liked it

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
— George Carlin

tags: humor
71 people liked it

"Lady Astor to Winston Churchill—
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

His reply—
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
— Winston S. Churchill

tags: alcohol, classic-insult, drunk
176 people liked it

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do."
— Dylan Thomas

17 people liked it

"If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve."
— David Sedaris

tags: journals-diaries, justice
50 people liked it

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: animals, dogs, happiness, humor, puppies
1,113 people liked it

"On ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux."
— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

tags: -le, french, novella, petite, prince
31 people liked it

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
— Andy Rooney

tags: dogs, humanity, kindness, man
30 people liked it

"You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball?'"
— Mike Meyers

tags: humor
11 people liked it

"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too."
— Samuel Butler

tags: dogs
10 people liked it

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: animals, ethics, gandhi, morals
241 people liked it

"In my sentences I go where no man has gone before."
— George W. Bush

31 people liked it

"Reading is the basics for all learning."
— George W. Bush

13 people liked it

"Teach a child to read and he/she will pass a literary test."
— George W. Bush

tags: bushism
10 people liked it

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