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  • J.D. Salinger
    "Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them--if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry."
    J.D. Salinger (The Catcher in the Rye)


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."
    Lemony Snicket


  • Chuck Palahniuk
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
    Chuck Palahniuk


  • Chuck Palahniuk
    "The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."
    Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)


  • Chuck Palahniuk
    "The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage."
    Chuck Palahniuk (Survivor: A Novel)


  • Chuck Palahniuk
    "What we don't understand we can make mean anything."
    Chuck Palahniuk


  • Chuck Palahniuk
    "You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm."
    Chuck Palahniuk


  • Chuck Palahniuk
    "Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong."
    Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)


  • Neil Gaiman
    "Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
    Neil Gaiman (The Sandman Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones)


  • Neil Gaiman
    "When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning."
    Neil Gaiman (Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fictions and Illusions)


  • Elizabeth Wurtzel
    "homesickness is just a state of mind for me. i'm always missing someone or someplace or something, i'm always trying to get back to some imaginary somewhere. my life has been one long longing."
    Elizabeth Wurtzel (Prozac Nation)


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
    Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)


  • Lemony Snicket
    "People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
    Lemony Snicket (The Grim Grotto)


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
    Lemony Snicket


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."
    Lemony Snicket


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."
    Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)


  • Lemony Snicket
    "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."
    Lemony Snicket (The Wide Window)


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another."
    Lemony Snicket


  • Lemony Snicket
    "A good library will never be too neat or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them."
    Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)


  • Neil Gaiman
    "I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted just like that, and it didn't mean anything. What then?"
    Neil Gaiman (Coraline)


  • Apple Computer Inc.
    "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
    Apple Computer Inc.


  • Jack Kerouac
    "[...] the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!' What did they call such young people in Goethe's Germany?"
    Jack Kerouac (On the Road)


  • Elizabeth Gilbert
    "People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

    A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave.

    A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master..."
    Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia)


  • Nicholas Sparks
    "There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough."
    Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook)


  • "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves."
    Anonymous (Holy Bible: The King James Bible)


  • Robert Fulghum
    "I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death."
    Robert Fulghum (All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten)


  • Scott Adams
    "I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
    Scott Adams


  • Marilyn Monroe
    "I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust noone but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
    Marilyn Monroe


  • Alan Moore
    "Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
    Alan Moore


  • Gilda Radner
    "I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
    Delicious Ambiguity."
    Gilda Radner


  • Marilyn Monroe
    "Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
    Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn: Her Life in Her Own Words)


  • Neil Gaiman
    "I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing."
    Neil Gaiman (The Sandman Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones)


  • Laurie Halse Anderson
    "THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. We are here to help you.
    2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
    3. The dress code will be enforced.
    4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
    5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
    6. We expect more of you here.
    7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
    8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
    9. Your locker combination is private.
    10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.

    TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL

    1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
    2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
    3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
    4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
    5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
    6. We are enforcing the dress code.
    7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
    8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
    9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
    10. We want to hear what you have to say."
    Laurie Halse Anderson (Speak)


  • F. Scott Fitzgerald
    "I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool."
    F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)


  • Mark Twain
    "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"
    Mark Twain


  • Anaïs Nin
    "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."
    Anaïs Nin


  • Anaïs Nin
    "Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings."
    Anaïs Nin


  • Anaïs Nin
    "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
    Anaïs Nin


  • Anaïs Nin
    "We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect."
    Anaïs Nin


  • Anaïs Nin
    "Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
    Anaïs Nin


  • Anaïs Nin
    "I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are much stronger as reason. I am so thirsty for the marvelous that only the marvelous has power over me. Anything I can not transform into something marvelous, I let go. Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls."
    Anaïs Nin


  • Neil Gaiman
    "Let us begin this letter, this prelude to an encounter, formally, as a declaration, in the old-fashioned way: I love you. You do not know me (although you have seen me, smiled at me). I know you (although not so well as I would like. I want to be there when your eyes flutter open in the morning, and you see me, and you smile. Surely this would be paradise enough?). So I do declare myself to you now, with pen set to paper. I declare it again: I love you."
    Neil Gaiman


  • Woody Allen
    "I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
    Woody Allen


  • Lemony Snicket
    "I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies."
    Lemony Snicket (The Penultimate Peril)


  • J.K. Rowling
    "We'll be there Harry," said Ron
    "What?"
    "At your Aunt's and Uncle's house," said Ron, "And then we'll go with you wherever you're going."
    "No-" said Harry quickly; he hadn't counted on this, he had meant them to understand that he was undertaking the most dangerous journey alone.
    "You said it once before," said Hermione quickly, "that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we? We're with you whatever happens."
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)


  • Alexandre Dumas
    "There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the comparison of one state with another. Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss. It is necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.....the sum of all human wisdom will be contained in these two words: Wait and Hope."
    Alexandre Dumas (The Count of Monte Cristo)


  • Neil Gaiman
    "I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not.

    I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women.

    I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state.

    I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste.

    I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like martians in War of the Worlds.

    I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman.

    I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself.

    I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck.

    I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too.

    I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system.

    I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."
    Neil Gaiman (American Gods)


  • Plato
    "Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet. "
    Plato


  • John Lennon
    "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
    John Lennon


  • Ayn Rand
    "Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swaps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists.. it is real.. it is possible.. it's yours."
    Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged)



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