"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"
— Matt Frewer

"Life is a sexually trasmitted disese."
— Ronald David Laing

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
— Woody Allen

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
— Fran Lebowitz

"Life is just one damned thing after another."
— Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, December 1895 to May 1896)

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
— Elbert Hubbard

"Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it"
— Christopher Morley

""Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place""
— Billy Crystal

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
— George Burns

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."
— Zsa Zsa Gabor

"In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact."
— Marlene Dietrich

"The wise man will love; all others will desire."
— Afranius

"One must not lose desires. They are mighty stimulants to creativeness, to love, and to long life."
— Alexander A. Bogomoletz

"He who desires is always poor."
— Claudius