""In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.""
— Steve Aylett

"The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice."
— Steve Aylett (Bigot Hall)

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
— Douglas Adams

"The impossible often has a kind of integrity the merely improbable lacks."
— Douglas Adams

"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."
— Douglas Adams

"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."
— Douglas Adams

"We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"
— Douglas Adams

"A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead."
— Graham Greene (The End of the Affair)

"If I'd known it was harmless, I'd have killed it myself!"
— Philip K. Dick

"Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane."
— H.P. Lovecraft

"The future has already arrived. It's just not evenly distributed yet."
— William Gibson

"Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth."
— Jean Baudrillard

"When I amd dead, I hope it may be said:
His sins were scarlet, but his books were read."
— Hilaire Belloc