"The one thing that christians and non-chirstians have in common........they both underestimate prayer."
— *Unknown*

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us."
— Helen Keller

"California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange."
— Fred Allen

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate."
— Dave Barry

"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
— Truman Capote

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
— Woody Allen

"Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor."
— Shokom Aleichem

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."
— Berthold Auerbach

"Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe."
— Augustine of Hippo

"The road to success is always under construction"
— Lily Tomlin