"If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything."
— Malcolm X

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
— Jane Austen (Jane Austen's Letters)

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
— Robert Frost

"Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. 'Pooh?' he whispered.
'Yes, Piglet?'
'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'"
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be some kind of library."
— Jorge Luis Borges

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
— George Eliot

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

"A person's a person, no matter how small."
— Dr. Seuss (Horton Hears a Who!)

"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
— Mark Twain

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
— Woody Allen

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
— Kurt Vonnegut

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
— Mark Twain (The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations)

"The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
— Robert Frost

"Get busy living or get busy dying."
— Stephen King (Shawshank Redemption)

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."
— Joss Whedon

"Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events. "
— Diablo Cody (Juno: The Shooting Script)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;"
— Alexander Pope

"To hell with facts! We need stories!"
— Ken Kesey

"How I wished I lived in a Jane Austen novel!"
— Dodie Smith (I Capture the Castle)

"...racist thought and action says far more about the person they come from than the person they are directed at."
— Chris Crutcher (Whale Talk)

"You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion.
---Sherlock Holmes"
— Arthur Conan Doyle

"'Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?'

'To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.'

'The dog did nothing in the night-time.'

'That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes."
— Arthur Conan Doyle