"The complete bottom has fallen out of my life."
— Beatrice Sparks (Annie's Baby: The Diary of Anonymous, A Pregnant Teenager)

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

"For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother"
— Homer (The Odyssey)