"You may lie with your mouth, but with the mouth you make as you do so you none the less tell the truth."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
— Woody Allen

"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery."
— Andy Warhol

"My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, "that's the last time I'm going up one of those."
— Stephen Fry