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"If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done."
— Mr. Whiting (?)

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"Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
— Thomas Paine

tags: leadership
77 people liked it

"Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that."
— Robert C. Edwards

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"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."
— Oscar Levant

13 people liked it

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
— Steven Wright

tags: humor
57 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
16,610 people liked it

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
— Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
9,744 people liked it

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor
9,668 people liked it

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
— Abraham Lincoln

tags: wisdom
9,613 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
7,909 people liked it

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: women
7,294 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
9,248 people liked it

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."
— Jane Austen (Northanger Abbey)

tags: books, classic, humor
5,716 people liked it

"You dont love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not"
— Jodi Picoult (My Sister's Keeper)

992 people liked it

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