"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
— Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

"I'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers."
— William H. Gascoyne

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
— Hunter S. Thompson

"A certain ruthlessness and a sense of alienation from society is as essential to creative writing as it is to armed robbery."
— Nelson Algren

"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion."
— Arthur C. Clarke

"I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER"."
— Groucho Marx (Groucho and Me)