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  • Albert Einstein
    "Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    Albert Einstein


  • Groucho Marx
    "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
    Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)


  • Steve Martin
    "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
    Steve Martin


  • Terry Pratchett
    "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
    Terry Pratchett (Jingo)


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Oscar Wilde
    "No good deed goes unpunished."
    Oscar Wilde


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Oscar Wilde
    "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
    Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)


  • Groucho Marx
    "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
    Groucho Marx


  • Mark Twain
    "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
    Mark Twain


  • "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. "
    Hank Aaron


  • Dorothy Parker
    "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
    Dorothy Parker


  • William Blake
    "A truth that's told with bad intent
    Beats all the lies you can invent."
    William Blake


  • Mahatma Gandhi
    "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
    Mahatma Gandhi


  • Mark Twain
    "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
    Mark Twain


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Laozi
    "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."
    Laozi


  • Lemony Snicket
    "Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them."
    Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Tom Clancy
    "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
    Tom Clancy


  • Benjamin Franklin
    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!"
    Benjamin Franklin


  • Oscar Levant
    "The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
    "
    Oscar Levant


  • Isaac Asimov
    "Don't you believe in flying saucers, they ask me? Don't you believe in telepathy? — in ancient astronauts? — in the Bermuda triangle? — in life after death?
    No, I reply. No, no, no, no, and again no.
    One person recently, goaded into desperation by the litany of unrelieved negation, burst out "Don't you believe in anything?"
    "Yes", I said. "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it. The wilder and more ridiculous something is, however, the firmer and more solid the evidence will have to be." "
    Isaac Asimov


  • George Washington
    " Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company."
    George Washington


  • Abraham Lincoln
    " At this second appearing to take the oath of the Presidential office there is less occasion for an extended address than there was at the first. Then a statement somewhat in detail of a course to be pursued seemed fitting and proper. Now, at the expiration of four years, during which public declarations have been constantly called forth on every point and phase of the great contest which still absorbs the attention and engrosses the energies of the nation, little that is new could be presented. The progress of our arms, upon which all else chiefly depends, is as well known to the public as to myself, and it is, I trust, reasonably satisfactory and encouraging to all. With high hope for the future, no prediction in regard to it is ventured.

    On the occasion corresponding to this four years ago all thoughts were anxiously directed to an impending civil war. All dreaded it, all sought to avert it. While the inaugural address was being delivered from this place, devoted altogether to saving the Union without war, insurgent agents were in the city seeking to destroy it without war--seeking to dissolve the Union and divide effects by negotiation. Both parties deprecated war, but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive, and the other would accept war rather than let it perish, and the war came.

    One-eighth of the whole population were colored slaves, not distributed generally over the Union, but localized in the southern part of it. These slaves constituted a peculiar and powerful interest. All knew that this interest was somehow the cause of the war. To strengthen, perpetuate, and extend this interest was the object for which the insurgents would rend the Union even by war, while the Government claimed no right to do more than to restrict the territorial enlargement of it. Neither party expected for the war the magnitude or the duration which it has already attained. Neither anticipated that the cause of the conflict might cease with or even before the conflict itself should cease. Each looked for an easier triumph, and a result less fundamental and astounding. Both read the same Bible and pray to the same God, and each invokes His aid against the other. It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God's assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other men's faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged. The prayers of both could not be answered. That of neither has been answered fully. The Almighty has His own purposes. "Woe unto the world because of offenses; for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh." If we shall suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through His appointed time, He now wills to remove, and that He gives to both North and South this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to Him? Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."

    With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

    Second Inaugural Address"
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words, "And this too, shall pass away." How much it expresses! How chastening in the hour of pride! How consoling in the depths of affliction!"
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Abraham Lincoln
    "Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally"
    Abraham Lincoln


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days. What is the worth of all this? The only guide to a man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is very imprudent to walk through life without this shield, because we are so often mocked by the failure of our hopes and the upsetting of our calculations; but with this shield, however the fates may play, we march always in the ranks of honor."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "Now at this very moment I knew that the United States was in the war, up to the neck and in to the death. So we had won after all! ... How long the war would last or in what fashion it would end no man could tell, nor did I at this moment care ... We should not be wiped out. Our history would not come to an end ... Hitler's fate was sealed. Mussolini's fate was sealed. As for the Japanese, they would be ground to a powder. All the rest was merely the proper application of overwhelming force.
    - Winston S. Churchill (on hearing the news of Pearl Harbor"
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "If you cannot read all your books...fondle them---peer into them, let them fall open where they will, read from the first sentence that arrests the eye, set them back on the shelves with your own hands, arrange them on your own plan so that you at least know where they are. Let them be your friends; let them, at any rate, be your acquaintances."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril. "
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "Never give in, never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never Yield to a force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope"
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    ""How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

    "Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die. But the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytising faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science - the science against which it had vainly struggled - the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome.""
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.'"
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at with no result."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the
    inherent vice of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "The whole history of the world is summed up in the fact that, when nations are strong, they are not always just, and when they wish to be just, they are no longer strong."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • "[Astor:] Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea.
    [Churchill:] If I were your husband, I'd drink it."
    — Nancy Astor & Winston Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
    — George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)
    "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
    — Churchill's response"
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "Lady Astor to Winston Churchill—
    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

    His reply—
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    Winston S. Churchill



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