"All information of a spiritual or personal nature will have to come from our father, who art in heaven, and I think he's in New York right now."
— Joseph Mitchell

"You will be at my side at all times. You will be my seeing-eye gay."
— Wilhemina, to Marc, on Ugly Betty

"If I'm going to be working out here in a place that at least feels like the middle of nowhere, I'm going to need access to the outside world. It's important to have access. Solitude is one thing, but you could turn into the Unabomber if you don't have some connection to people."
— Jeanne Marie Laskas

"God wants you to invite Dr. Wilson to your poker game."
— Young evangelist to Dr. Greg House

"It was strange how most of the time we got along so well, but then there were these periods when it was a good things the knives were in the drawer and not out on display."
— Tama Janowitz

"Everybody Wang Chung tonight."
— Jack Hues, Nick Feldman, Peter Wolf