Chelsea Handler

“My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.”


Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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