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“Did you ever eat a whole box of cookies right in a row? Did you ever do that? I don't mean take them into your bedroom or something. I mean open them right up in the kitchen as soon as you get home from the store and eat 'em while you're standing there? Just stare at the toaster while you're eatin' a whole goddamn box of cookies?”

George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty
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Napalm & Silly Putty Napalm & Silly Putty by George Carlin
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