Ellen DeGeneres

“Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.”


Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
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Seriously... I'm Kidding Seriously... I'm Kidding by Ellen DeGeneres
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