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“Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said.
"One, are you sitting down?"
"Two, are you mentally stable?"
"More than you'll ever be."
Well, that was uncalled for. "And three, how do you spell schizophrenia?"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me.”

Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead
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Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3) Third Grave Dead Ahead by Darynda Jones
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