Jarod Kintz

“Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder.”


Jarod Kintz, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..
tags: alibi, dream, funny, murder
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