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“Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I have ever seen in my life - no toilet paper or anything, just this long and coiled specimen, as thick as a burrito.”


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Me Talk Pretty One Day Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
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