Jarod Kintz

“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”


Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
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I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview. I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview. by Jarod Kintz
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