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“I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.”

Jeremy Clarkson, The World According to Clarkson
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The World According to Clarkson (World According to Clarkson 1) The World According to Clarkson by Jeremy Clarkson
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