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“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.”
“But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard.
“You’re going to milk it,” said Slank.
“But I don’t know how to milk a cow!” said Little Richard.

Dave Barry, Peter and the Starcatchers
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Peter and the Starcatchers (Peter and the Starcatchers, #1) Peter and the Starcatchers by Dave Barry
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