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“Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed early."

Janet Evanovich, Lean Mean Thirteen
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Lean Mean Thirteen (Stephanie Plum #13) Lean Mean Thirteen by Janet Evanovich
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