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Which quote do you like the best?
Part 1


(They're separated to make it easier. The winners will go up against each other.

"Do you think the penis ever gets tired?"

"Whose?"

"Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!"
 
  16 votes, 47.1%

As he saw her indecision, his mouth twisted sardonically. "If I were going to molest you," he pointed out, "I would have done so by now."

Her flush deepened at his bluntness. "So you say. But for all I know, you could be a very slow molester."
 
  8 votes, 23.5%

As they walked toward the house hand-in-hand, he sighed. "I hope this doesn't turn out like Meet the Parents on steroids. Your folks don't have an urn containing mortal remains anywhere near the dining area, do they? Can I ask your dad if I can milk him?"
 
  4 votes, 11.8%

"What's wrong with children?"

"They're sticky. They interrupt. They cry when they don't have their way. If I want that kind of company, I have my friends."
 
  4 votes, 11.8%

"What happened to your mom's sedan?...."
"A tree hit it," Erica said. " Totally totaled it. Not my fault. It was squirrel karma."
 
  2 votes, 5.9%


Poll added by: Heather



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message 1: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer Do you really mean which quote do we like WORST? lol What exactly are we voting on?


message 2: by Heather (last edited Apr 28, 2012 11:56PM) (new)

Heather Tisdale Mod
You just pick the one that makes you laugh the most, or that interests you the most. These are from quotes you have all listed throughout the year. I'll take all the winners and then put them against each other to see which one you all enjoy the most after everyone's had a chance to vote.
It'll change as polls adjust, but at the moment poll #10 is last years favorites.
Some are funny, some are bad, but this is the best of the batch and even though I don't love some of them, I figure it's up to you guys to decide.
Also, sorry, but some of the really funny ones were really long and I left those off since I was trying to keep away from the paragraphs.


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