Worst Book Titles
Some titles just don't go with the book
1 Truth, Dare, or Handcuffs o...
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3.65 of 5 stars 3.65 avg rating — 20 ratings
2 Twilight (Twilight, #1)
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3.58 of 5 stars 3.58 avg rating — 1,696,584 ratings
3 Macho Sluts: Erotic Fiction
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4.01 of 5 stars 4.01 avg rating — 352 ratings
4 Such a Pretty Fat: One Narc...
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4.07 of 5 stars 4.07 avg rating — 15,722 ratings
5 Pregnesia (Recovery Men, #3)
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3.34 of 5 stars 3.34 avg rating — 59 ratings
6 Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
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3.77 of 5 stars 3.77 avg rating — 30,760 ratings
7 I Heart You, You Haunt Me
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3.8 of 5 stars 3.80 avg rating — 7,681 ratings
8 Hack: How I Stopped Worryin...
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3.33 of 5 stars 3.33 avg rating — 303 ratings
9 I Wish I Knew How to Quit Y...
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3.6 of 5 stars 3.60 avg rating — 5 ratings
10 George Bush, Dark Prince of...
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3.45 of 5 stars 3.45 avg rating — 111 ratings
11 Songs of the Humpback Whale
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3.16 of 5 stars 3.16 avg rating — 16,180 ratings
12 Are You There Vodka? It's M...
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3.83 of 5 stars 3.83 avg rating — 71,388 ratings
13 Pride and Prejudice and Zom...
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3.25 of 5 stars 3.25 avg rating — 53,908 ratings
14 Why We Suck: A Feel Good Gu...
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3.64 of 5 stars 3.64 avg rating — 7,510 ratings
15 Eclipse (Twilight, #3)
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3.76 of 5 stars 3.76 avg rating — 743,095 ratings
16 The Guernsey Literary and P...
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4.09 of 5 stars 4.09 avg rating — 220,285 ratings
17 Why Geese Don't Get Obese
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3.8 of 5 stars 3.80 avg rating — 15 ratings
18 New Moon (Twilight, #2)
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3.57 of 5 stars 3.57 avg rating — 767,266 ratings
19 Are You There God? It's Me,...
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3.86 of 5 stars 3.86 avg rating — 93,565 ratings
20 Breaking Dawn (Twilight, #4)
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3.74 of 5 stars 3.74 avg rating — 711,409 ratings
21 Izzy, Willy-Nilly
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3.59 of 5 stars 3.59 avg rating — 2,063 ratings
22 Little Nuggets of Wisdom
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2.93 of 5 stars 2.93 avg rating — 283 ratings
23 The Best Dad is a Good Lover
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2.5 of 5 stars 2.50 avg rating — 2 ratings
24 Does This Clutter Make My B...
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3.46 of 5 stars 3.46 avg rating — 463 ratings
25 Inside Grandad
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3.71 of 5 stars 3.71 avg rating — 14 ratings
26 Midnight Sun (Twilight #1.5)
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4.08 of 5 stars 4.08 avg rating — 105,701 ratings
27 Fat! So?: Because You Don't...
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4.15 of 5 stars 4.15 avg rating — 538 ratings
28 The Host (The Host, #1)
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3.86 of 5 stars 3.86 avg rating — 366,931 ratings
29 Birth Control Is Sinful in ...
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1.58 of 5 stars 1.58 avg rating — 106 ratings
30 Porn Again Christian
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3.99 of 5 stars 3.99 avg rating — 224 ratings
30 How To Poo At Work
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3.79 of 5 stars 3.79 avg rating — 14 ratings
32 What Will Fat Cat Sit On?
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3.96 of 5 stars 3.96 avg rating — 701 ratings
33 Eat, Pray, Love
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3.4 of 5 stars 3.40 avg rating — 622,884 ratings
34 Like Water for Chocolate
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3.89 of 5 stars 3.89 avg rating — 189,747 ratings
35 It's Not That I'm Bitter . ...
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3.29 of 5 stars 3.29 avg rating — 143 ratings
36 Jesus Potter Harry Christ: ...
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4.05 of 5 stars 4.05 avg rating — 42 ratings
37 Moose: A Memoir of Fat Camp
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3.29 of 5 stars 3.29 avg rating — 1,788 ratings
38 Poo Log
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4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 4 ratings
39 Glynis Has Your Number: Dis...
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3.98 of 5 stars 3.98 avg rating — 87 ratings
40 The Girls' Guide to Hunting...
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3.17 of 5 stars 3.17 avg rating — 82,641 ratings
41 All Shall Be Well; and All ...
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3.22 of 5 stars 3.22 avg rating — 501 ratings
42 The Stainless Steel Rat Sav...
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3.88 of 5 stars 3.88 avg rating — 2,532 ratings
43 Smashed, Squashed, Splatter...
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3.64 of 5 stars 3.64 avg rating — 502 ratings
44 Me Talk Pretty One Day
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3.92 of 5 stars 3.92 avg rating — 351,640 ratings
45 My Horizontal Life: A Colle...
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3.78 of 5 stars 3.78 avg rating — 58,611 ratings
46 The Effect of Gamma Rays on...
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3.73 of 5 stars 3.73 avg rating — 2,109 ratings
47 Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas
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4.1 of 5 stars 4.10 avg rating — 66,544 ratings
48 Physical Therapy (St. Nacho...
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4.11 of 5 stars 4.11 avg rating — 1,582 ratings
49 Pitching My Tent: On Marria...
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3.51 of 5 stars 3.51 avg rating — 205 ratings
50 Totally Toned Arms: Get Mic...
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3.57 of 5 stars 3.57 avg rating — 14 ratings
51 Sense and Sensibility and S...
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3.13 of 5 stars 3.13 avg rating — 5,248 ratings
52 Beaten But Unconquered
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2.5 of 5 stars 2.50 avg rating — 4 ratings
52 I Hope They Serve Beer in H...
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3.51 of 5 stars 3.51 avg rating — 28,142 ratings
54 Does Anything Eat Wasps?: A...
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3.38 of 5 stars 3.38 avg rating — 440 ratings
55 Getting Stoned with Savages...
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3.85 of 5 stars 3.85 avg rating — 5,322 ratings
56 How to Shit in the Woods: A...
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3.51 of 5 stars 3.51 avg rating — 276 ratings
57 I Want to Thank My Brain fo...
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3.54 of 5 stars 3.54 avg rating — 41 ratings
58 Another Bullshit Night in S...
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3.76 of 5 stars 3.76 avg rating — 5,122 ratings
59 Hit by a Farm: How I Learne...
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3.76 of 5 stars 3.76 avg rating — 765 ratings
60 Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat ...
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3.86 of 5 stars 3.86 avg rating — 4,902 ratings
61 Duane's Depressed
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3.57 of 5 stars 3.57 avg rating — 1,269 ratings
62 Young, Gifted and Doing It:...
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0.0 of 5 stars 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings
63 Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, ...
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3.75 of 5 stars 3.75 avg rating — 1,875 ratings
64 A Night Without Armor
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3.34 of 5 stars 3.34 avg rating — 2,321 ratings
65 You Are Worthless: Depressi...
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4.28 of 5 stars 4.28 avg rating — 167 ratings
66 Anybody Can Be Cool . . . B...
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4.0 of 5 stars 4.00 avg rating — 8 ratings
66 Who the Fuck Reads Poetry?
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5.0 of 5 stars 5.00 avg rating — 2 ratings
66 Grave Mercy (His Fair Assas...
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3.97 of 5 stars 3.97 avg rating — 18,678 ratings
69 Under the Thelián Sky: Beyo...
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3.69 of 5 stars 3.69 avg rating — 13 ratings
70 Double Penetrator: Blood on...
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3.0 of 5 stars 3.00 avg rating — 1 rating
71 Frat Boy and Toppy (Theta A...
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3.8 of 5 stars 3.80 avg rating — 1,828 ratings
72 Frindle
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3.78 of 5 stars 3.78 avg rating — 39,973 ratings
73 Alice in Realityland
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4.5 of 5 stars 4.50 avg rating — 4 ratings
73 If Democrats Had Any Brains...
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3.4 of 5 stars 3.40 avg rating — 1,120 ratings
75 Not A Good Day To Die: The ...
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4.04 of 5 stars 4.04 avg rating — 858 ratings
76 Surprised by God: How I Lea...
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3.86 of 5 stars 3.86 avg rating — 76 ratings
77 Walter the Farting Dog
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3.87 of 5 stars 3.87 avg rating — 1,453 ratings
78 The Dork of Cork
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3.96 of 5 stars 3.96 avg rating — 318 ratings
79 We Were Soldiers Once... an...
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4.23 of 5 stars 4.23 avg rating — 8,343 ratings
79 Eat Fat, Lose Fat: The Heal...
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4.05 of 5 stars 4.05 avg rating — 450 ratings
79 The Stainless Steel Rat for...
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3.78 of 5 stars 3.78 avg rating — 1,792 ratings
82 The Politics of Stupid
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3.43 of 5 stars 3.43 avg rating — 23 ratings
83 The Bitch in the House: 26 ...
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3.53 of 5 stars 3.53 avg rating — 1,796 ratings
84 Arguing with Idiots: How to...
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3.93 of 5 stars 3.93 avg rating — 2,627 ratings
85 Suffled How It Gush: A Nort...
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4.05 of 5 stars 4.05 avg rating — 55 ratings
86 Why My Wife Thinks I'm an I...
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3.48 of 5 stars 3.48 avg rating — 455 ratings
87 Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'...
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3.87 of 5 stars 3.87 avg rating — 87 ratings
88 Tao of Pooh and Te of Pigle...
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4.11 of 5 stars 4.11 avg rating — 6,729 ratings
89 It Is Dangerous to Be Right...
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4.32 of 5 stars 4.32 avg rating — 97 ratings
90 Don't Pee on My Leg and Tel...
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3.76 of 5 stars 3.76 avg rating — 258 ratings
91 Sex Is Not a Four Letter Wo...
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3.11 of 5 stars 3.11 avg rating — 9 ratings
92 Fuck This Book
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3.84 of 5 stars 3.84 avg rating — 136 ratings
92 Go the Fuck to Sleep
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4.22 of 5 stars 4.22 avg rating — 36,260 ratings
92 Fuck It: The Ultimate Spiri...
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3.47 of 5 stars 3.47 avg rating — 781 ratings
92 Go the Fuck Away
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3.4 of 5 stars 3.40 avg rating — 10 ratings
92 Shut The Fuck Up And Die!
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3.54 of 5 stars 3.54 avg rating — 13 ratings
92 Fuck off, America
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3.83 of 5 stars 3.83 avg rating — 204 ratings
98 Harry Potter and the Deathl...
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4.55 of 5 stars 4.55 avg rating — 929,524 ratings
98 Louder Than Words: A Mother...
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3.87 of 5 stars 3.87 avg rating — 2,340 ratings
98 Trigger Men: Shadow Team, S...
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3.77 of 5 stars 3.77 avg rating — 163 ratings
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message 1: by Christy (new)

Christy Stewart I like Macho Sluts.


message 2: by Mary (new)

Mary ^^Do you mean, you like the title? Or do you just really like macho sluts?


message 3: by Christy (new)

Christy Stewart I like the title....but if you're propositioning me I wont say no ;)


message 4: by Ralph (new)

Ralph I think you people are idiots and need to actually read one of these books before you say the title doesn't fit the book.


message 5: by Christy (new)

Christy Stewart Ralph wrote: "I think you people are idiots and need to actually read one of these books before you say the title doesn't fit the book. "

...Who says they haven't?


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

Ralph wrote: "I think you people are idiots and need to actually read one of these books before you say the title doesn't fit the book. "


we are not saying these books are bad we are just saying if its a bad title



message 7: by Lynn (new)

Lynn "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea "
vs
"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"

guffaws


message 8: by Sophie (new)

Sophie Seriously, Twilight doesn't need to be at the top of EVERY list.


message 9: by Kahmun (new)

Kahmun ever gone to the library and seen those wacked mills and boon titles? e.g.: the oil tycoon and his virgin bride


message 10: by Jc11king (new)

Jc11king What the hell? The Gunslinger and Jurrasic Park are cool title.


 ~☆ Alice☆~ Jc11king wrote: "What the hell? The Gunslinger and Jurrasic Park are cool title."

I didn't get that far on the list but some of the titles seem like good ones to me also. At least most are original not something boring.


message 12: by Courtney (new)

Courtney Yeah, some of these books I have read, and the titles are supposed to be strange, like "I am America" It's part of the joke, and others are just interesting, Its a great way to make your book stand out!


message 13: by Sophie (new)

Sophie Some of these actually belong on "Best Titles" IMO. "Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way"? That's amazing


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