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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
by Seth Grahame-Smith, Jane Austen 58 people voted »
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Something Wicked This Way Comes
Something Wicked This Way Comes
by Ray Bradbury 50 people voted »
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The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
by Robert Rankin 45 people voted »
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Eats, Shoots  &  Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance...
by Lynne Truss 43 people voted »
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An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England
An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New En...
by Brock Clarke 41 people voted »
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I Was Told There'd Be Cake
I Was Told There'd Be Cake
by Sloane Crosley 35 people voted »
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
by Philip K. Dick 35 people voted »
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Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
by Cara North 32 people voted »
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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
by Chelsea Handler 29 people voted »
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Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Hell
Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Hell
by Amanda Newman 28 people voted »
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Still Life With Psychotic Squirrel
Still Life With Psychotic Squirrel
by C.B. Smith (Goodreads author) 25 people voted »
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
by John Berendt 25 people voted »
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The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
by Mark Haddon 25 people voted »
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The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
by Douglas Adams 23 people voted »
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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A...
by Celia Rivenbark 23 people voted »
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
by Douglas Adams 22 people voted »
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The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things
The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things
by Carolyn Mackler 22 people voted »
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Me Talk Pretty One Day
Me Talk Pretty One Day
by David Sedaris 22 people voted »
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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
by Dave Eggers 20 people voted »
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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
by Toby Young 19 people voted »
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven
The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven
by Sherman Alexie 18 people voted »
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Their Eyes Were Watching God
Their Eyes Were Watching God
by Zora Neale Hurston 17 people voted »
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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale
by Carlton Mellick III 17 people voted »
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Another Bullshit Night in Suck City: A Memoir
Another Bullshit Night in Suck City: A Memoir
by Nick Flynn 16 people voted »
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The Spy Who Came In from the Cold
The Spy Who Came In from the Cold
by John le Carré 16 people voted »
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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection ...
by Max Brooks 15 people voted »
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I Still Miss My Man But My Aim Is Getting Better
I Still Miss My Man But My Aim Is Getting Better
by Sarah Shankman 14 people voted »
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When You Are Engulfed in Flames
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
by David Sedaris 13 people voted »
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I Am America: And So Can You!
I Am America: And So Can You!
by Stephen Colbert 14 people voted »
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High Heels and Dirty Deals - Globetrotting Tales of Debauchery from a Binge-drinking Nymphomaniac
High Heels and Dirty Deals - Globetrotting Tale...
by Brett Tate 11 people voted »
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If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You De...
by Cynthia Heimel 12 people voted »
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Hitler the Cat Goes West
Hitler the Cat Goes West
by Robert G. Pielke 11 people voted »
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A Confederacy of Dunces
A Confederacy of Dunces
by John Kennedy Toole 11 people voted »
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Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters
by Ben H. Winters, Jane Austen 12 people voted »
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
by George Carlin 11 people voted »
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Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked ...
by Lance Carbuncle (Goodreads author) 11 people voted »
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This Is Not a Novel
This Is Not a Novel
by David Markson 10 people voted »
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The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Mar...
by Paul Zindel 10 people voted »
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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, ...
by Judith Viorst, Ray Cruz (Illustrator) 10 people voted »
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
by Robert Rankin 10 people voted »
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Since You're Leaving Anyway, Take Out the Trash
Since You're Leaving Anyway, Take Out the Trash
by Dixie Cash 10 people voted »
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Dude, You're a Fag: Masculinity and Sexuality in High School
Dude, You're a Fag: Masculinity and Sexuality i...
by C.J. Pascoe 9 people voted »
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Rode Hard, Put Up Wet
Rode Hard, Put Up Wet
by Lorelei James 8 people voted »
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A Thousand Splendid Suns
A Thousand Splendid Suns
by Khaled Hosseini 8 people voted »
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A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian: A Novel
A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian: A Novel
by Marina Lewycka 9 people voted »
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As Hot as It Was You Ought to Thank Me
As Hot as It Was You Ought to Thank Me
by Nanci Kincaid 8 people voted »
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
by Christopher Moore 8 people voted »
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The Crimson Petal and the White
The Crimson Petal and the White
by Michel Faber 7 people voted »
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Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse
Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse
by Victor Gischler 7 people voted »
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Even God Is Single, So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time
Even God Is Single, So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time
by Karen Salmansohn 7 people voted »
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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
by Tucker Max 8 people voted »
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The Haunted Vagina
The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick III 8 people voted »
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One Hundred Years of Solitude
One Hundred Years of Solitude
by Gabriel García Márquez, Gregory Rabassa (Translator) 7 people voted »
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Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History
Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History
by Laurel Thatcher Ulrich 8 people voted »
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On Bullshit
On Bullshit
by Harry G. Frankfurt 7 people voted »
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Fuck This Book
Fuck This Book
by Bodhi Oser 8 people voted »
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The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare
The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare
by G.K. Chesterton 7 people voted »
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Practical Demonkeeping
Practical Demonkeeping
by Christopher Moore 7 people voted »
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The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North Ameri...
by Julian Montague 7 people voted »
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There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to H...
by Laurie Notaro 7 people voted »
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Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
by Sherrilyn Kenyon, Jaid Black 6 people voted »
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I Gave You My Heart, but You Sold It Online
I Gave You My Heart, but You Sold It Online
by Dixie Cash 7 people voted »
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Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World
Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World
by Haruki Murakami 6 people voted »
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Dance Lessons for Zombies
Dance Lessons for Zombies
by Peter Hiett 7 people voted »
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Catapult Soul
Catapult Soul
by Brian Celio (Goodreads author) 5 people voted »
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The Gates to Love and War
The Gates to Love and War
by Janie Pendleton (Goodreads author) 5 people voted »
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I'm O.K., you're not so hot
I'm O.K., you're not so hot
by Dolph Sharp 6 people voted »
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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
by Ambrose Bierce 5 people voted »
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She Got Up Off the Couch: And Other Heroic Acts from Mooreland, Indiana
She Got Up Off the Couch: And Other Heroic Acts...
by Haven Kimmel 6 people voted »
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Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Pro...
by Dav Pilkey 5 people voted »
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Trick My Truck But Don't Mess With My Heart
Trick My Truck But Don't Mess With My Heart
by Luann McLane 5 people voted »
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Fat Kid Rules the World
Fat Kid Rules the World
by K.L. Going 5 people voted »
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Of Human Bondage
Of Human Bondage
by W. Somerset Maugham 6 people voted »
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How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read
How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read
by Pierre Bayard 5 people voted »
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Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
by Tom Robbins 5 people voted »
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The Devil Wears Prada
The Devil Wears Prada
by Lauren Weisberger 5 people voted »
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In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
by Jean Shepherd 5 people voted »
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The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
by Robert A. Heinlein 5 people voted »
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What to Say When You Talk to Yourself
What to Say When You Talk to Yourself
by Shad Helmstetter 5 people voted »
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Catch-22
Catch-22
by Joseph Heller 5 people voted »
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Dancing Shoes and Honky-Tonk Blues
Dancing Shoes and Honky-Tonk Blues
by Luann McLane 4 people voted »
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She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
by Cara North 4 people voted »
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Neverwhere: A Novel
Neverwhere: A Novel
by Neil Gaiman (Goodreads author) 4 people voted »
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Desolation Angels
Desolation Angels
by Jack Kerouac 4 people voted »
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Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know...
by Lewis Grizzard 4 people voted »
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Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing Yo...
by Cynthia Heimel 4 people voted »
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My Heart May Be Broken, but My Hair Still Looks Great
My Heart May Be Broken, but My Hair Still Looks...
by Dixie Cash 4 people voted »
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Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers: Best of Blogs
Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers: Best of ...
by Alan Graham (Editor), Bonnie Burton (Goodreads author) (Editor) 4 people voted »
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Swamp Foetus
Swamp Foetus
by Poppy Z. Brite 4 people voted »
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Bimbos of the Death Sun
Bimbos of the Death Sun
by Sharyn McCrumb 4 people voted »
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I Capture the Castle
I Capture the Castle
by Dodie Smith 4 people voted »
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comments (showing 1-13 of 13) (13 new)

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message 1: by deleted member (new)

Oh, these are funny, thanks for the laughs! Some of these books I had to read just because of their titles!


message 2: by Eastofoz (new)

939365 I would love to get nearly all of these books for the titles alone. I never thought there would be so many. Hope more turn up for the laughs alone like Alice said :D


message 3: by Lisa (new)

Nophoto-f-25x33 my comments on the titles I voted on are as follows:
1. I've had this day.
2. it's true
3. it' true
4 it's true
5. I've had this day.
6. I've had this night.
7. I try.


message 4: by Lisa (new)

Nophoto-f-25x33 my comments on the titles I voted on are as follows:
1. I've had this day.
2. it's true
3. it' true
4 it's true
5. I've had this day.
6. I've had this night.
7. I try.
8. yes.........


message 5: by John (new)

Nophoto-m-25x33 Great book title: "All My Friends Are Going To Be Strangers"


message 6: by Boris (new)

1893178 #1 was so good that I had to add it to my "to read" category.


message 7: by Cassiel (new)

364245 Best list in Listopia!


message 8: by John (new)

2827908 I was surprised at how many I had read. Good list!


message 9: by Jennifer (new)

2412926 Gahh, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is clearly the best title ever!xD


message 10: by Thom (new)

Nophoto-m-25x33 Jennifer wrote: "Gahh, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is clearly the best title ever!xD"

I hesitate to ask.....


message 11: by Jennifer (last edited 10 days ago, 09:17PM) (new)

2412926 Thom wrote: "Jennifer wrote: "Gahh, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is clearly the best title ever!xD"

I hesitate to ask....."


huh? Baby Jesus and Butt plug are the most random words I've ever heard put together. Just thought it was funny...




message 12: by Thom (new)

Nophoto-m-25x33 Sounds like metaphysical poetry, a "violent yoking".


message 13: by Susanna (new)

1109068 The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl is still cracking me up.


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