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<![CDATA[Pride and Prejudice and Zombies]]>
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<![CDATA[Something Wicked This Way Comes]]>
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4992
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<![CDATA[The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse]]>
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4364
45
<![CDATA[Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation]]>
4
4346
45
<![CDATA[An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England]]>
5
3976
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<![CDATA[Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?]]>
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3733
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<![CDATA[I Was Told There'd Be Cake]]>
7
3548
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<![CDATA[Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off]]>
8
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<![CDATA[Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea]]>
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<![CDATA[Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Hell]]>
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<![CDATA[Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil]]>
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<![CDATA[Still Life With Psychotic Squirrel]]>
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<![CDATA[The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul]]>
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<![CDATA[Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom]]>
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2194
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<![CDATA[The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time]]>
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24
<![CDATA[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]>
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2168
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<![CDATA[The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things]]>
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2151
23
<![CDATA[A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius]]>
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2102
22
<![CDATA[How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art]]>
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2012
21
<![CDATA[Me Talk Pretty One Day]]>
20
1924
21
<![CDATA[How to Lose Friends & Alienate People]]>
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1789
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<![CDATA[Their Eyes Were Watching God]]>
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<![CDATA[The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven]]>
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<![CDATA[The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale]]>
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1626
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<![CDATA[Another Bullshit Night in Suck City: A Memoir]]>
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17
<![CDATA[The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead]]>
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1476
16
<![CDATA[The Spy Who Came In from the Cold]]>
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1447
16
<![CDATA[The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society]]>
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1444
15
<![CDATA[A Confederacy of Dunces]]>
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1322
14
<![CDATA[When You Are Engulfed in Flames]]>
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1310
14
<![CDATA[I Still Miss My Man But My Aim Is Getting Better]]>
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1283
14
<![CDATA[I Am America: And So Can You!]]>
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<![CDATA[If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!]]>
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<![CDATA[Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters]]>
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13
<![CDATA[High Heels and Dirty Deals - Globetrotting Tales of Debauchery from a Binge-drinking Nymphomaniac]]>
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<![CDATA[Hitler the Cat Goes West]]>
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1040
11
<![CDATA[When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?]]>
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992
11
<![CDATA[Nostradamus Ate My Hamster]]>
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980
11
<![CDATA[Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed]]>
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958
11
<![CDATA[This Is Not a Novel]]>
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947
10
<![CDATA[The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds]]>
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933
10
<![CDATA[English as a Second F*cking Language: How to Swear Effectively, Explained in Detail with Numerous Examples Taken From Everyday Life]]>
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916
10
<![CDATA[Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day]]>
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908
10
<![CDATA[Since You're Leaving Anyway, Take Out the Trash]]>
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836
10
<![CDATA[The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove]]>
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835
9
<![CDATA[Dude, You're a Fag: Masculinity and Sexuality in High School]]>
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812
9
<![CDATA[Practical Demonkeeping]]>
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797
9
<![CDATA[Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values]]>
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779
9
<![CDATA[Rode Hard, Put Up Wet]]>
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778
8
<![CDATA[A Thousand Splendid Suns]]>
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768
8
<![CDATA[A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian: A Novel]]>
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765
9
<![CDATA[As Hot as It Was You Ought to Thank Me]]>
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747
8
<![CDATA[Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale]]>
53
742
8
<![CDATA[The Crimson Petal and the White]]>
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685
7
<![CDATA[Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse]]>
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672
7
<![CDATA[Even God Is Single, So Stop Giving Me A Hard Time]]>
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670
7
<![CDATA[I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell]]>
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664
8
<![CDATA[The Haunted Vagina]]>
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658
8
<![CDATA[One Hundred Years of Solitude]]>
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642
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<![CDATA[Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It's Raining: America's Toughest Family Court Judge Speaks Out]]>
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638
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<![CDATA[On Bullshit]]>
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630
7
<![CDATA[Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History]]>
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630
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<![CDATA[The Clumsiest People in Europe: Or, Mrs. Mortimer's Bad-Tempered Guide to the Victorian World]]>
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629
7
<![CDATA[Fuck This Book]]>
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627
8
<![CDATA[The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare]]>
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620
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<![CDATA[The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification]]>
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616
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<![CDATA[There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble]]>
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616
7
<![CDATA[Hardboiled Wonderland and the End of the World]]>
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603
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<![CDATA[Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants]]>
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565
6
<![CDATA[Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down]]>
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564
6
<![CDATA[I Gave You My Heart, but You Sold It Online]]>
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530
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<![CDATA[All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses an Eye]]>
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524
6
<![CDATA[Of Human Bondage]]>
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521
7
<![CDATA[Dance Lessons for Zombies]]>
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509
7
<![CDATA[Catapult Soul]]>
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500
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<![CDATA[In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash]]>
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499
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<![CDATA[The Gates to Love and War]]>
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498
5
<![CDATA[The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress]]>
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497
6
<![CDATA[What to Say When You Talk to Yourself]]>
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493
6
<![CDATA[I'm O.K., you're not so hot]]>
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490
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<![CDATA[The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary]]>
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481
5
<![CDATA[She Got Up Off the Couch: And Other Heroic Acts from Mooreland, Indiana]]>
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472
6
<![CDATA[I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream]]>
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471
5
<![CDATA[Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies: A Guide to Language for Fun and Spite]]>
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463
5
<![CDATA[Trick My Truck But Don't Mess With My Heart]]>
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456
5
<![CDATA[Fat Kid Rules the World]]>
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452
5
<![CDATA[I Capture the Castle]]>
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431
5
<![CDATA[How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read]]>
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426
5
<![CDATA[Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas]]>
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425
5
<![CDATA[The Devil Wears Prada]]>
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421
5
<![CDATA[The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test]]>
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401
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<![CDATA[Catch-22]]>
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394
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<![CDATA[Dancing Shoes and Honky-Tonk Blues]]>
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392
4
<![CDATA[She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy]]>
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392
4
<![CDATA[Neverwhere: A Novel]]>
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389
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<![CDATA[Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs]]>
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381
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<![CDATA[Desolation Angels]]>
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380
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<![CDATA[Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes]]>
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369
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<![CDATA[Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books]]>
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359
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<![CDATA[Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye!]]>
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