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48 Neverwhere
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56 The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
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63 Brave New World
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70 No Country for Old Men
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80 The Sound and the Fury
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82 This is Not a Novel
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86 The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
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87 Hitler the Cat Goes West
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Comments (showing 1-19 of 19) (19 new)

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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh, these are funny, thanks for the laughs! Some of these books I had to read just because of their titles!


message 2: by Eastofoz (new)

Eastofoz I would love to get nearly all of these books for the titles alone. I never thought there would be so many. Hope more turn up for the laughs alone like Alice said :D


message 3: by Lisa (new)

Lisa my comments on the titles I voted on are as follows:
1. I've had this day.
2. it's true
3. it' true
4 it's true
5. I've had this day.
6. I've had this night.
7. I try.


message 4: by Lisa (new)

Lisa my comments on the titles I voted on are as follows:
1. I've had this day.
2. it's true
3. it' true
4 it's true
5. I've had this day.
6. I've had this night.
7. I try.
8. yes.........


message 5: by John (new)

John Great book title: "All My Friends Are Going To Be Strangers"


message 6: by Boris (new)

Boris #1 was so good that I had to add it to my "to read" category.


message 7: by Cassiel (new)

Cassiel Best list in Listopia!


message 8: by John (new)

John E I was surprised at how many I had read. Good list!


message 9: by ♦Jennifer♦ (new)

♦Jennifer♦ Gahh, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is clearly the best title ever!xD


message 10: by Thom (new)

Thom Dunn Jennifer wrote: "Gahh, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is clearly the best title ever!xD"

I hesitate to ask.....


message 11: by ♦Jennifer♦ (last edited Oct 29, 2009 09:17pm) (new)

♦Jennifer♦ Thom wrote: "Jennifer wrote: "Gahh, The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is clearly the best title ever!xD"

I hesitate to ask....."


huh? Baby Jesus and Butt plug are the most random words I've ever heard put together. Just thought it was funny...




message 12: by Thom (new)

Thom Dunn Sounds like metaphysical poetry, a "violent yoking".


message 13: by Susanna (new)

Susanna The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl is still cracking me up.


message 14: by Melissa (new)

Melissa "The baby jesus butt plugg.a fairy tale" WHAT.THE.HELL :) is amazing..omg It doesnt compell me to read it though..


 ~☆ Alice☆~ Susanna wrote: "The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl is still cracking me up."

I missed that one so thanks for pointing it out...too funny!


message 16: by Jacob (new)

Jacob "This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It" should be #1.


message 17: by Lucille (new)

Lucille The Knife of Never Letting Go. It's is such a beautifuland irresistable title. Once I heard it, I just had to read the book


message 18: by Laura (new)

Laura Lee Everything That Rises Must Converge... Now I have the song by Shriekback of that title stuck in my head.


message 19: by Purple (new)

Purple Iris I need more than 100 votes. Please!


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