The PRIVATE EXCLUSIVE GROUP

group name	The PRIVATE EXCLUSIVE GROUP
group topic	Friends & Common Interest -> Friends
location	Sunnyside, NY
group type	This is a private group. Members must be invited or approved by the group's moderator.
description	This group, as you can see, is PRIVATE and also EXCLUSIVE. DO NOT ASK TO BE ADMITTED, BECAUSE THE ANSWER WILL BE NO NO A THOUSAND TIMES NO. Seriously, don't even think about it. Well, ok, maybe if you follow us all around the system, hanging on our every word and acknowledging that WE KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO and trying really, really hard to get us to notice you, there will be some basis for us to read your entreaties to join this group. After that, you may try sending us a message, but please make sure the tone is sufficiently deferential. Even then it's dubious we'll let you in because YOU'RE NOT OUR FRIEND. Yes, we know that we could have simply made this group secret if we wanted to make it by invitation only. But hell, what's the point of being exclusive if we don't let people know that they're not welcome in the first place? Have a super day! :)