James Marinero James's Comments (member since Aug 18, 2011)

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Dec 09, 2011 01:34PM

51445 Noise cancelling? Try Plastiscine...In answer to OP which I only just saw, Gate of Tears soundtrack! for the video at YouTube
Nov 19, 2011 09:32AM

51445 Geoff (G. Robbins) wrote: "Wait till Vanessa gets back James. You think it's politically incorrect now...

I pale into insignificance compared to her."

Thanks, and hi, Geoff
Nov 19, 2011 09:31AM

51445 Ok, I've disovered Geoff which led to imgur.com and split sides.

Don't know if you've seen this one before:

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked....
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous..

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
Nov 19, 2011 09:12AM

51445 Geoff (G. Robbins) wrote: "A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled ..."

Love it!

Glad this isn't a wimmin only thread...

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