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David's comments
(member since Jul 12, 2008)
David's comments from the The Haters Club group.
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Maybe you should move to somewhere like Williams County in Ohio, where we have had the highest unemployment rate in the state for many months now. And, still, currently. Most people are happy to work 89 consecutive days before employers save money on health care expenses and fire them.
55. There was a small spot of bird poop on the fourth porch of the house, on the screen, this morning.
Loser. Must have been the patriot act.
Such Horseshit. People do that to themselves because of high fructose corn syrup. Eat all the time. Engineered that way. Born to lose. Another reason for going organic. I ate a peach today with no chemicals this morning, boy it was good. Juicy. Got my shorts all wet. All the parts that would be commented on, manhood. Had to do laundry. It was copacetic. At 40, I have an enviable body, an eight pack, drives my my wife wild, everyone else if shown. Never work out. Sanding and painting a porch this eve. Nice fluctuating flabby ass. Go organic, tardos. Hippies rule.
I'll give you a poll, a nice long one. A enviable seventh poll. How do I post my moderated poll? Can you moderate this Poll? Its like a kitty in heat on your front lawn early in the morning. A remnant fade of newsprint after sleeping benchward in the winter. A fucktardariffic file-ing for your entrails hanging out. Wet grass scented in reality. No problem. I fucked your friends and your friends friends and now they hate you. That is why you don't want me. Oh if I was only more active hater. Could you trust my dubiousness. I am at 18% unemployment, highest in this state, top ten in the nation, you can trust me. Send me a picture of your toes. It would be my pleasure.
165. I eat the last item at the office. No asking the five others crowded around it. No hesitation. Always.
81. I eat all organic foods for at least six months of the year.
80. I have not worked since December of 2008.
79. My entire work week is 3pm to 7:15pm Monday and Wednesday nights starting the end of this month.
78. Every lady I have been in a serious relationship with has become a lesbian shortly after.
77. I am difficult to reach. I have hundreds of unanswered e-mails in my box. Three tubs of unopened mail. I don't tweet. I don't twitter. I do not own a cell phone. I won't be your "friend." I return calls days later, sometimes weeks. I swerve into oncoming traffic if I can see that person on a cell phone.
Sweet blue love!
The comic's penis doesn't count. The kind of person who considers that a penis would use a Ken doll wee wee on Barbie and call it penetration.
The last time I posted my photo I had stalkers. While the Rusty (name) / mixed with nature seems overdone; I doubt people have traveled the country to find that lake and poop in it.
Maybe Nick left because groceries in Alaska are $1,000 a month. Maybe he went bowling. Maybe he tried to put a sock on a cats head and was hospitalized.
Unlike all of the cuts made to Harry Potter, the Watchmen gives bonus material not in the original print version. For example, there are not any blue penises in the comic book; so, obviously the movie is more exciting. Blue penises must be why Roger Ebert thought the Watchmen "a compelling visceral film" and why Kyle Smith from the (New York) Post found it "exhilarating in breadth and depth."
I saw The Watchmen recently, blue penises are cool.
As a professional poet, one who has toured the United States and read to audiences up to 10,000, my experience was the ladies chased after me, some men too. In fact the first date of my life I was forced to pay for was with the lady I ended up marrying. But I am not sure that reading others poems would have resulted in the same effect. The reason you have never read interesting poetry is most of the best are more interested in writing than promotion. And there is no substantial financial return in poetry corporately, except in suckering others to self-publish, so no need to promote material to those outside academic interest.
Towel Job? sure has been a long time. Sounds like an excellent ploy for lovins.
If you go back to your 40th reunion and you're destitute you could always puke a revenge, maybe the letters of your name, in front of each building entrance. Go to IPFW, loser.
