Montambo's comments
(member since Feb 03, 2008)
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The internet is crazy.I'm going to go find an update on my current feed to post. Yours will be hard to top, though.
If you think about all the truly great times in your life, you weren't alone. Everybody needs a co-pilot.
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good.
Watching the Military channel with my babe! :) ♥
Huh? These are facebook updates from your friends?
Sammies is her word for sandwiches. I hate that word. It's too cutesy and makes me embarrassed.
I'll look for it at Powell's!!
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "The thing is, this year I am dealing with someone elses fucked up family. so I might miss label so'n so but:Dale and josh started a fist fight over...? nobody seems to know, else they just don't ..."
Holy shit!!
I love my family! There is one extremely high-strung little boy who you'd probably dislike, but other than that, my family is awesome and it's a great day for me. There would never be fighting or anything.
Cute! Except it doesn't look like a Cupcake. She looks like a Kung Fu Bunny. Her name should secretly be Cupcake the Kung Fu Bunny. Only you would have to know.
I think they would say that 30 Days of Night has great cinematography and real grasp on all things Alaskan.
I want a bunny!!!!!! Amy Sedaris has one that hops freely around her house. I want one except for the amount of pellets produced per day. But bunnies are CUTE!! Pictures, please.
Viu Manent Malbec. It's good.The octopus' intelligence is quite strange considering it's an invertebrate. However, it's can learn through observation, mimic behavior, and can tease and be playful, hiding things from its captors in play! It is incredible, actually. They are quite deceitful with both prey and predators. I'm drunk, though, so this might not be making sense.
Also, I love the word "cephalopod."
Oh, Gretchen! We wish we could drink wine together. But we can only whine together.
Oh, I see. I've had too much wine for subtlety.
I would never punch an octopus.I'm drunk a little. I never drink alone. It's a special occasion. Plus, I'm not alone because you're here asking me stuff.
I would never punch an octopus. Did you know they have the intellect of a domestic cat?!
You know it. Deader than a virus after antibiotics have been administered for the full treatment cycle.
They wouldn't even ask such a thing. They know I ♥ them.
I don't kill bugs. And my students are not allowed to kill bugs that show up in my class; we always "rescue" them. But today when I was reading a story about a head louse, we were talking about lice and the kids said, "Would you kill lice, Miss Montambo?" and I had to admit that I would burn those fuckers. (I used different words, though.)
4 days ago, 08:32PM
Tofu = TerrificCurries = Orgasmic
Ergo, Tofu Curries = Terrific orgasms
4 days ago, 08:21PM
YUMMMM!!!!! CARROTS!!!!!!I have been making these awesome tofu curries for my lunches and carrots have been a major player.
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