Justin (ジャスティン)'s comments (member since Apr 15, 2009)

Justin (ジャスティン)'s comments from the THE COLOR BLACK group.

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yup... my friend keeps saying "california is the only place where you can see the air you breathe"

and yet...

oh, that. why does everyone act so stupid about that anyway? people are like 'oh my god, something that could kill us' but cars can kill you, people can kill you, and even breathing can kill you, so what's the big deal about the swine flu???

is it something really obvious that i should know about?

H1N1?? wat that?

nothin'... im just bored... you?

mm hm...

nope. and he doesn't really have a beard, just almost...

lol

well, Kyo(his anime club nickname) isn't much taller than me... but he has a beard, almost... i think that counts for something...

im in 9th... between 9th and 12th... bigger than 6th and 8th, by one year...

lol... and he's not in 8th, he's in 12th... so it would have been worse...

it was a joke... he doesn't scare me, we're just messing around...

but he's a Senior, so I won't question him in public...

yup! someone from a club at my school threatened me with the powers of Super Saiyan Chuck Norris. WHAT???

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

and he doesn't believe in Germany, either... and, he shot the sherriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy...

oohhh... so he's an actor? whats so great about him?apparently, he doesnt love raymond, and he can believe its not butter...

'kay lol