Emily's comments (member since Dec 09, 2008)

Emily's comments from the The Book Club for Fun, Fabulous Females!!! group.

I might not make it either... Might be finalizing stuff for Jenn's wedding!

A Version of the Truth

As fellow readers, I thought you would enjoy this! My mom forwarded it to me :)



One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" " Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book," she replies,

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again,

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault ," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Send this to four women who are thinkers. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown

Me vs. Me by Sarah Mlynowski

That's my book suggestion! yay! I hope it's good :)

Milkrun by Sarah Mlynowski

I don't know anything about this book, but the tag line: "a novel about drinks, dates and other distractions" was enough for me!

See you guys tomorrow!

I went to go see Slumdog Millionaire last night with my baby sister and it was such a GREAT movie!!!! In the credits it says that it is based on the book Q&A, by Vikas Swarup. I'm nervous to pick up the book because I loved the movie, but I agree with Meg in that you have to keep them separate.