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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
The Fault in Our Stars
Divergent (Divergent, #1)
Wreck This Journal
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Harry Potter, #7)
The Kill Order (Maze Runner, #0.5)
Love and Marriage
Kids Say the Darndest Things
I Am What I Ate...and I'm frightened!!!: And Other Digressions from the Doctor of Comedy
Congratulations! Now What?: A Book for Graduates
A Glasgow Bible
Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)
Deity (Covenant, #3)

John Green
pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!
John Green, Paper Towns

Colleen Hoover
I went from wanting to lick his dimples to wanting to get the hell away from him.
Colleen Hoover, Hopeless

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Journal of a Crazy Lady
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