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Tangled (Tangled, #1)
Perfection (Neighbor from Hell, #2)
Holy Frigging Matrimony: A Tangled Series Short Story (Tangled, #1.5)
Remember Me?
Rock Chick (Rock Chick, #1)
Wallbanger (Cocktail, #1)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide, #1)
Playing for Keeps (Neighbor from Hell, #1)
The Do-Over
Twisted (Tangled, #2)
Love Thy Neighbour (Friend-Zoned, #2)
Friend-Zoned (Friend-Zoned, #1)
A Quick Bite (Argeneau #1)
Checkmate (Neighbor from Hell, #3)
It Had to Be You (Chicago Stars, #1)

-Now, before you begin to worry, the section of the goal tham I’m standing in is completely secure. No problems here. I`m not in any danger whatsoever. -And the section I’m standing in? -Well, the important thing to remember is that I’m perfectly safe. -I’m stuck in here with the bad guys, aren’t I? -Or you could be glass-half-full about it and say that they are stuck in there with you. Wich might make you feel better. -It really doesn’t.
Skulduggery Pleasant Valkyrie Cain KIndom of the Wicked

Michael Houbrick
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
Michael Houbrick, The Rat Pack of Hollywood Visits the State Fair

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