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Drink, Slay, Love
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Sarah Beth Durst (Goodreads Author)
Pearl is a sixteen-year-old vampire... fond of blood, allergic to sunlight, and mostly evil... until the night a sparkly unicorn stabs her through the heart with his horn. Oops.
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns don't exist), and they're shocked she survived. They're even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withs...more
Her family thinks she was attacked by a vampire hunter (because, obviously, unicorns don't exist), and they're shocked she survived. They're even more shocked when Pearl discovers she can now withs...more
Hardcover, 385 pages
Published
September 13th 2011
by Margaret K. McElderry Books
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“A brush with extinction does not excuse unladylike behaviour. You weren’t raised in a barn.”
Initial Final Page Thoughts.
Holy moly, I just finished a vampbook with a smile on my face. WHAT.
High Points.
Pearl. I was snickering here, there and everywhere with this book. Prom. Queen Molly Ringwald. Learning about American High School culture from John Hughes films… which I TOTALLY never did (Love you Duckie.) All you people are vampires… and your stories aren’t stale. Unicorns. Ice-cream. Sunrise...more
Initial Final Page Thoughts.
Holy moly, I just finished a vampbook with a smile on my face. WHAT.
High Points.
Pearl. I was snickering here, there and everywhere with this book. Prom. Queen Molly Ringwald. Learning about American High School culture from John Hughes films… which I TOTALLY never did (Love you Duckie.) All you people are vampires… and your stories aren’t stale. Unicorns. Ice-cream. Sunrise...more
3.5 stars. So Ms. Britnee and I picked this book as a buddy read. I wasn't sure what to expect from it. Even with the catchy premise, I figured this book was going to be just another run-of-the-mill vamp book. Thankfully, I was pleasantly surprised. I had a lot of fun reading Drink, Slay, Love.
You really can't go wrong with a book which has a girl getting stabbed by a unicorn in the very first chapter. As a bonus, the same girl ends up getting stalked by the unicorn, which was quite amusing to s...more
You really can't go wrong with a book which has a girl getting stabbed by a unicorn in the very first chapter. As a bonus, the same girl ends up getting stalked by the unicorn, which was quite amusing to s...more
4.5 stars
In the heady days after I finished the Twilight series, I binged on anything and everything I could get that was vampire-related. I wanted to recapture that heart-racing, page-turning, delicious (and slightly delirous) craze that Edward Cullen had drawn me in to. I discovered the Vampire Academy series, which was awesome, and the Blue Bloods series, which was not. I raced through the Southern Vampire series. I dabbled with The Vampire Diaries. I reread Twilight. And I overdosed.
Once the...more
In the heady days after I finished the Twilight series, I binged on anything and everything I could get that was vampire-related. I wanted to recapture that heart-racing, page-turning, delicious (and slightly delirous) craze that Edward Cullen had drawn me in to. I discovered the Vampire Academy series, which was awesome, and the Blue Bloods series, which was not. I raced through the Southern Vampire series. I dabbled with The Vampire Diaries. I reread Twilight. And I overdosed.
Once the...more
Gurl, I hate to be the one to tell ya, but your boyfriend is totally gay. Gay as the day is long. I know you’re new to this whole “humanity” thing, so I’ll give you a couple of pointers. Your guy might say “she walks like the night,” but when a dude calls you a lady of the night, it’s not usually a compliment. Also when a dude is (view spoiler), pretty clear signal of gay. So, when your bf is calling you a prostitute and IS a (view spoiler)...more
Dec 23, 2011
Zuleeza
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5 of 5 stars
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How about I first show you the picture of how I feel about this book.

Yup, if unicorns can poop rainbows, I can figuratively vomit rainbows just because this book was unexpectedly awesome.
Btw, I'm proud to declare that I was the first person who read the copy from my local library!! I may have to purchase this book later so that I can highlight all the hilarious lines!
I finished this book in one sitting but I was too sleepy afterwards to write the r...more
How about I first show you the picture of how I feel about this book.

Yup, if unicorns can poop rainbows, I can figuratively vomit rainbows just because this book was unexpectedly awesome.
Btw, I'm proud to declare that I was the first person who read the copy from my local library!! I may have to purchase this book later so that I can highlight all the hilarious lines!
I finished this book in one sitting but I was too sleepy afterwards to write the r...more

When I first came across this book featuring vampires and were-unicorns, I thought: "what the hell, this should be fun", as fun as any parody can be.. and it has been for a while, with Pearl's witty voice and her slow transformation from the soul-less vampire to the 'humanized' one.
But when it got to the point of her choosing between her wanna-be-friends and her family, I didn't find it funny any more and any amount of wittiness was pointless.
I mean, yeah, she had a crappy family, as little as...more
Cute.
So you’re used to vampires trying to control the world, strolling around draining people dry and occasionally falling in love with moronic humans?
So you’re used to werewolves and all that?
You want something new?
Well, then that’s the book for you.
No more vampire drama; here the feel is like you’re inside an Adam Family environment. The vampires sleep through the day, wake up at night, steal cars when they feel like it, and make out.
Oh, and play chess for fifty years trying to beat themselves...more
So you’re used to vampires trying to control the world, strolling around draining people dry and occasionally falling in love with moronic humans?
So you’re used to werewolves and all that?
You want something new?
Well, then that’s the book for you.
No more vampire drama; here the feel is like you’re inside an Adam Family environment. The vampires sleep through the day, wake up at night, steal cars when they feel like it, and make out.
Oh, and play chess for fifty years trying to beat themselves...more
Officially the funniest vampire novel I have ever read. Oh yeah, and unicorns. An unexpected combination, but it worked!
As soon as I read the words "Vampire" and "Unicorns" together, I just knew that I had to read this book no matter what. I mean, where else have you read a story that involved both of these creatures? Drink, Slay, Love was a hi-freakin'-larious story about what happens when a bad, bad vampire gets staked by a sparkly unicorn. The result? One very guilty vampire.
This book is defi...more
As soon as I read the words "Vampire" and "Unicorns" together, I just knew that I had to read this book no matter what. I mean, where else have you read a story that involved both of these creatures? Drink, Slay, Love was a hi-freakin'-larious story about what happens when a bad, bad vampire gets staked by a sparkly unicorn. The result? One very guilty vampire.
This book is defi...more
What a wild ride! Pearl is a vampire teenager in good standing preparing for her inauguration into the ranks of adult vampires. She has everything--a great wardrobe, a love of driving fast, and a very hot boyfriend. Then she is staked by a unicorn. Not only did she live, but she is changing--she's just not sure into what. Sent into the local high school to size up a vampire banquet, she discovers her former prey are people, good and bad (and funny). Caught between her old world and her new, she...more
3.75 of 5 stars
Vampire novels aren't really my type. Now that I think of it I realize I've only read 2 series which are vampire themed. Twilight and Morganville Vampires. The former was okay but I didn't really liked it very much. The latter was better but I didn't continue reading the series (there are too many books already and I feel like I'm very much left behind). Drink, Slay, Love was the first vampire book I've read since the two. But actually it wasn't the vampire thing that took my inte...more
Vampire novels aren't really my type. Now that I think of it I realize I've only read 2 series which are vampire themed. Twilight and Morganville Vampires. The former was okay but I didn't really liked it very much. The latter was better but I didn't continue reading the series (there are too many books already and I feel like I'm very much left behind). Drink, Slay, Love was the first vampire book I've read since the two. But actually it wasn't the vampire thing that took my inte...more
Mar 29, 2012
Elisandra Franzmann
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Reviewed on 03/23/2012
As I read this book I couldn’t stop thinking about the Addams family. The dark humor, the emotionless expressions and the simple disdain over the humans feelings in general.
The crazy uncle, the dark and scary dad, the mom that can rule the house with a steel voice, is all there, but with an extra evil souse on top.

The Plot – Think of all the things you know about vampire and unicorns. Think in all the stereotypes. Think of all the glitter and sparkly (not the vamp’s glitter...more
As I read this book I couldn’t stop thinking about the Addams family. The dark humor, the emotionless expressions and the simple disdain over the humans feelings in general.
The crazy uncle, the dark and scary dad, the mom that can rule the house with a steel voice, is all there, but with an extra evil souse on top.

The Plot – Think of all the things you know about vampire and unicorns. Think in all the stereotypes. Think of all the glitter and sparkly (not the vamp’s glitter...more
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Oh man, did I have fun with this book. A teenage girl vampire with a conscience? A vampire stabbed through the heart by a unicorn's horn to gain said conscience? Yeah - I admit I was sold by the premise alone. Far too many authors take their vampires/werewolves/superantural/paranormal creatures far too seriously, and Ms. Durst's snarkily humorous take on the monster was fresh and above all, fun. Somewhere between the characters themselves and the ra...more
Oh man, did I have fun with this book. A teenage girl vampire with a conscience? A vampire stabbed through the heart by a unicorn's horn to gain said conscience? Yeah - I admit I was sold by the premise alone. Far too many authors take their vampires/werewolves/superantural/paranormal creatures far too seriously, and Ms. Durst's snarkily humorous take on the monster was fresh and above all, fun. Somewhere between the characters themselves and the ra...more
Inhalt
Pearl samt Familie entstammt der Spezies der Vampire. Der Name Gottes bereitet ihr Bauchschmerzen, Tageslicht verbrennt sie und ein Spiegelbild hat sie auch nicht. Natürlich ernährt sie sich von Menschenblut und als sie eines Nachts ihr übliches Opfer aufsucht, wird sie von einem Einhorn (!) attackiert und durchbohrt.
Danach ist alles anders, denn das Sonnenlicht kann Pearl plötzlich nichts mehr anhaben. Kurzerhand schickt ihre Familie sie auf eine Jagd der besonderen Art. Hoher Vampirbesuc...more
Pearl samt Familie entstammt der Spezies der Vampire. Der Name Gottes bereitet ihr Bauchschmerzen, Tageslicht verbrennt sie und ein Spiegelbild hat sie auch nicht. Natürlich ernährt sie sich von Menschenblut und als sie eines Nachts ihr übliches Opfer aufsucht, wird sie von einem Einhorn (!) attackiert und durchbohrt.
Danach ist alles anders, denn das Sonnenlicht kann Pearl plötzlich nichts mehr anhaben. Kurzerhand schickt ihre Familie sie auf eine Jagd der besonderen Art. Hoher Vampirbesuc...more
This took me forever to get through! I'm wavering between 2 stars and 3 stars...
This book started off poorly for me. I guess I was hoping for something... darker? Funnier? I don't know, this was just too... ugh, I don't know. It was just lacking depth, I guess.
1. Pearl was just nasty. I get it, she was supposed to be evil. We were supposed to see progression and a growing conscience. I did. Still, there just wasn't enough to her.
2. Is it just me or were Zeke and Matt clearly The Frog brothers...more
This book started off poorly for me. I guess I was hoping for something... darker? Funnier? I don't know, this was just too... ugh, I don't know. It was just lacking depth, I guess.
1. Pearl was just nasty. I get it, she was supposed to be evil. We were supposed to see progression and a growing conscience. I did. Still, there just wasn't enough to her.
2. Is it just me or were Zeke and Matt clearly The Frog brothers...more
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This is a review of Sarah Beth Durst's Drink, Slay, Love.
I originally imagined this book quite differently. You know, vampire books these days kind of really get so cliche. I mean two things happen to humans: either they fall for these brilliant *insert smirk* creatures or they fall for them. It was a 100% probability that this would happen.
But man, oh man.
Imagine my shock when Pearl, heroine and said vampire gets staked. In the he...more
This is a review of Sarah Beth Durst's Drink, Slay, Love.
I originally imagined this book quite differently. You know, vampire books these days kind of really get so cliche. I mean two things happen to humans: either they fall for these brilliant *insert smirk* creatures or they fall for them. It was a 100% probability that this would happen.
But man, oh man.
Imagine my shock when Pearl, heroine and said vampire gets staked. In the he...more
Drink, Slay, Love is light, fun, and hilarious. I have never read a vampire story quite like it. With the introduction of the were-unicorn, it is unique...
Vampires vs. Unicorn
In Drink, Slay, Love, the vampires were very cold, they saw humans as socially needy animals and nothing but food, showed no real emotion, and lacked a conscience. They lived as families - mom, dad, aunts, uncles, and cousins, but they weren't affectionate with one another. There were torture rooms for punishment, and they...more
Vampires vs. Unicorn
In Drink, Slay, Love, the vampires were very cold, they saw humans as socially needy animals and nothing but food, showed no real emotion, and lacked a conscience. They lived as families - mom, dad, aunts, uncles, and cousins, but they weren't affectionate with one another. There were torture rooms for punishment, and they...more
I absolutely loved this book, reading other reviews I wasn't sure if it would be my cup of tea but i'm glad I gave it a chance. Drink, Slay, Love was refreshing to read and was free from all the usual paranormal YA cliches, it was equal parts funny, dark and romantic.
Pearl is our heroine - I use the word heroine loosely as she's pretty evil for a large part of the book. Pearl is a 16 year old vampire who is violent, a little crazy and cares nothing for humans - that's until she's stabbed by a u...more
Pearl is our heroine - I use the word heroine loosely as she's pretty evil for a large part of the book. Pearl is a 16 year old vampire who is violent, a little crazy and cares nothing for humans - that's until she's stabbed by a u...more
* 3.5 stars *
Giggle. Vampire staked by a unicorn? Of course this book is AWESOME.
One of the things I really liked about this book was that it kind of made fun of the typical "modern vampire". No. Wait. It actually totally made fun of the whole mythical-creature-meets-girl kind of YA that has become so popular lately. Which was really cool. I admit I laughed out load several times. There were so many moments when it could have fallen into that typical-YA-chlichè-romance stupidness, but then Pearl...more
Giggle. Vampire staked by a unicorn? Of course this book is AWESOME.
One of the things I really liked about this book was that it kind of made fun of the typical "modern vampire". No. Wait. It actually totally made fun of the whole mythical-creature-meets-girl kind of YA that has become so popular lately. Which was really cool. I admit I laughed out load several times. There were so many moments when it could have fallen into that typical-YA-chlichè-romance stupidness, but then Pearl...more
I've had this one on my to-read list for the title alone. Just yesterday I saw it on the shelf at the library so snapped it right up. Read it in an evening and found it to be a fun little bit of light vampy fiction.
The gist of things is that 16-year old Pearl is attacked, nearly fatally, by a unicorn. No one in The Family (her menacing extended kin network) believes her, and they are furious with her because they fear that she has led a vampire hunter to them at a politically delicate moment. U...more
The gist of things is that 16-year old Pearl is attacked, nearly fatally, by a unicorn. No one in The Family (her menacing extended kin network) believes her, and they are furious with her because they fear that she has led a vampire hunter to them at a politically delicate moment. U...more
4 1/2 Stars!!
We start off with Pearl being super bad ass, busting into cars, flirting with guys, wearing short skirts. And then…she gets staked. Yes, Pearl is a vampire, and she gets it! Right through the chest…by a unicorn. I loved this book because of the original plot line, I for one have NEVER heard of a unicorn staking a vampire, but I guess it makes sense. Built in stake, ya know?
Review originally posted at Step Into Fiction
Review completed by: Saleana
We start off with Pearl being super bad ass, busting into cars, flirting with guys, wearing short skirts. And then…she gets staked. Yes, Pearl is a vampire, and she gets it! Right through the chest…by a unicorn. I loved this book because of the original plot line, I for one have NEVER heard of a unicorn staking a vampire, but I guess it makes sense. Built in stake, ya know?
Review originally posted at Step Into Fiction
Review completed by: Saleana
Drink Slay Love by Sarah Beth Durnst follows Pearl, a sixteen year old vampire. While snacking at the ice cream shop (from the boy behind the counter) she sees a sparkly unicorn. The unicorn pierces her in the heart and she wakes up on her doorstep. Pearl soon finds that she is able to walk in the sunlight and is sent to the local high school so that she can befriend the locals and find dinner for the upcoming ceremony with the king.
I think this is what happened with this book. The editor told t...more
I think this is what happened with this book. The editor told t...more
Holy fucking crap. So many things happened to me when I finished this book. This book single handedly restored my faith in vampires. After reading Twilight, a rather dark period in my life, I was done with vampires, but Drink, Slay, Love has restored my faith. Ok vampire rant over, for now, on to the review.
The whole vampire thing was really great. No sparkles, no eye changing, no mind reading, no Twilight.
Side Bar: Actually their prom was vampire themed and they had a lot of Twilight crap set u...more
The whole vampire thing was really great. No sparkles, no eye changing, no mind reading, no Twilight.
Side Bar: Actually their prom was vampire themed and they had a lot of Twilight crap set u...more
I think this is the first book I've read where unicorns play a significant role. However, I was expecting fluffy, white, gentle unicorns with sparkling horns. I was not expecting one to attack a vampire (even though I read about it in the description). Unicorns aren't supposed to attack things! My entire outlook on them has been changed forever.
I really loved a lot about this book, especially the slow, subtle building toward the conclusion. The big, bad issue is present even when the characters...more
I really loved a lot about this book, especially the slow, subtle building toward the conclusion. The big, bad issue is present even when the characters...more
Drink, Slay, Love has been on the wishlist for quite a long while now. It sounded fun and original & I always wanted to try a book written by Sarah Beth Durst. Her other YA books, Ice, Enchanted Ivy and Vessel are also on the wishlist and therefore when I saw Drink, Slay, Love in the American Bookstore I had to buy it. And so I did, but my high expectations weren’t met.
Pearl is a character I liked. She’s funny and snarky. Her thoughts about humans and how stupid they are, were pretty hilario...more
Pearl is a character I liked. She’s funny and snarky. Her thoughts about humans and how stupid they are, were pretty hilario...more
What to say, what to say...I did enjoy the book that's for sure. I picked it hoping for a light, humorous read. Instead, it was more of a in depth look into Pearl's life once she started to gain a conscience. The story kept me captivated, and laughing at the quick wit each of the characters displayed (especially Pearl). But why only four stars you ask? Well lets start of with what I liked about the book.
Parts I liked about the book...
Pearl,our kick ass heroine, the one who just wanted to enjo...more
Parts I liked about the book...
Pearl,our kick ass heroine, the one who just wanted to enjo...more
I think a 4.5 is more accurate but I'll keep it at four. There was so much that I adored and loved, but some others that kept me wanting.
This story had me laughing from the first page. I'm rather a fan of sparkly unicorns so having one stab our heroine was more than enough to get me attached to this book.
I really liked Pearl as a heroine. She was easy to relate to, witty, had a feisty sarcastic streak and still could kick some ass and take some names. I honestly kind of saw myself in her so for...more
This story had me laughing from the first page. I'm rather a fan of sparkly unicorns so having one stab our heroine was more than enough to get me attached to this book.
I really liked Pearl as a heroine. She was easy to relate to, witty, had a feisty sarcastic streak and still could kick some ass and take some names. I honestly kind of saw myself in her so for...more
This book took the traditional vampire: evil, no reflection, clannish, flammable, severe sun allergy, and death via beheading or steak through the heart... and then turned it on its ear. We meet Pearl, a normal Vampire, enjoys feeding her victims ice cream before sucking their blood. She gets steaked by a unicorn, its horn in her heart. She lives, and soon discovers she can live through the day. When her Family discovers it she is enrolled in high school, the guise is to lure high schoolers and...more
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Sarah Beth Durst is the author of Vessel, Drink, Slay, Love, Enchanted Ivy, and Ice from Simon & Schuster, as well as Into the Wild and its sequel Out of the Wild from Penguin Young Readers. Her next book for teens, Conjured, comes out in September 2013 from Bloomsbury/Walker. Her first book for adults, The Lost, comes out in November 2013 from Harlequin/Luna. She has been writing fantasy stor...more
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