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published
March 28th 2006
(first published 2003)
by Anchor
binding
Paperback, 464 pages
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setting
France
isbn
0307277674
(isbn13: 9780307277671)
description
An ingenious code hidden in the works of Leonardo da Vinci.
A desperate race through the cathedrals and castles of Europe.
An astonishing tr...more
A desperate race through the cathedrals and castles of Europe.
An astonishing tr...more
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Read in January, 2004
recommends it for:
morons and troglodytes
PLEASE do NOT recommend The Da Vinci Code to me because you think it's brilliant. Please do not try to explain to me that it is a "really interesting and eye-opening book." Just don't. Please.
I've read Iain Pear, I heart Foucault's Pendulum, Dashiell Hammett is my hero, Alan Moore is My Absolute Favorite, I listen to Coil on a fairly regular basis, and cloak n' dagger secret society/Priory of Sion/Knights of Templar-tinged num nums make me a very happy girl... but if you t...more
I've read Iain Pear, I heart Foucault's Pendulum, Dashiell Hammett is my hero, Alan Moore is My Absolute Favorite, I listen to Coil on a fairly regular basis, and cloak n' dagger secret society/Priory of Sion/Knights of Templar-tinged num nums make me a very happy girl... but if you t...more
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This is a pretty formulaic page turner, a fun quick read. Written at about the level of the average Nancy Drew mystery, it is best appreciated at that level. As far as the content, there are howlers on virtually every page (starting with the hero who looks like "Harrison Ford in Harris tweed" and is a "Professor of Religious Symbology at Harvard" -- good work if you can find it). You have to ignore very pulpy, cheesy writing to enjoy this romantic thriller.
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Read in May, 2004
recommends it for:
Nobody
Why I hated the Da Vinci Code:
1. The book features puzzles that any intelligent sixth grader could solve, but baffle supposed experts. I mean, there's actually a cryptogropher who's stumped by backwards writing, and the best minds in the world can't solve a riddle about Newton when the answer is "apple." It takes phyiscal effort to read stuff that silly (but treated with dead seriousness) and not send the book screaming across the room.
2. The professor character is so anti-...more
1. The book features puzzles that any intelligent sixth grader could solve, but baffle supposed experts. I mean, there's actually a cryptogropher who's stumped by backwards writing, and the best minds in the world can't solve a riddle about Newton when the answer is "apple." It takes phyiscal effort to read stuff that silly (but treated with dead seriousness) and not send the book screaming across the room.
2. The professor character is so anti-...more
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Read in July, 2006
recommends it for:
someone interested in a completely mindless beach read
I've finally started reading that ever so controversial best-seller by Dan Brown. Actually, not reading it, listening to it while driving around Lansing, MI. This book seems to have changed the minds of many Catholics (my grandfather included) and Protestants alike. Granted, there have long been rumors of secret societies and organizations within the Roman Catholic Church, and historical cover-ups are rampant throughout civilization.
HOWEVER,
The book is crap. It's no...more
HOWEVER,
The book is crap. It's no...more
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Read in January, 2005
This book, and everything written by Dan Brown (to varying degrees), represent much of what I most dislike about pop literature. First of all, Mr. Brown, despite teaching English at Amherst College, is a bad writer. This is not to say that I am a good writer. But I recognize a person who can't "show" you vivid scenes, he has to "tell you". Various characters wear expensive clothes. How do we know? The text says they're expensive. How do we know Mr. Langdon is brilliant? The t...more
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recommends it for:
open minded folk
most of us have heard of this controverisal book. it takes an open minded person to read this and to remember it is just fiction. but it brings up a lot of important questions about the Christian church, and the loss of paganism and the respect of the Goddess or the Woman.
I don't care if I am the only one who likes this book. it is my own truth, and i will think what i want to think. Dan Brown didn't LEAD me or anyone else. he OPENED our minds. simply and importantly...he was just a...more
I don't care if I am the only one who likes this book. it is my own truth, and i will think what i want to think. Dan Brown didn't LEAD me or anyone else. he OPENED our minds. simply and importantly...he was just a...more
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Read in January, 2006
Impossibly complicated plot. Really, really, really bad writing. This book was forced upon me. I should have known better.
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Read in January, 2004
This book, this book, this hopelessly stupid book. It's okay. It's something to read. It's not the worst book I've ever read. I did get through the whole thing. But, simply, it is not THAT good.
I will now proceed to quote from another reviewer, Mer, who has said exactly what I have been saying for years -albeit she does it far more eloquently than I:
"The characters are weakly drawn. The dialog is excruciating. The research is shoddy and self-serving at best. The plot, no m...more
I will now proceed to quote from another reviewer, Mer, who has said exactly what I have been saying for years -albeit she does it far more eloquently than I:
"The characters are weakly drawn. The dialog is excruciating. The research is shoddy and self-serving at best. The plot, no m...more
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A thriller devoid of pacing or exciting language. A mystery devoid of clues, foreshadowing, or facts. A tell-all of half-truths based upon a forged document written by a schizophrenic conman. A character-driven modern novel devoid of character. The second draft of Angels and Demons. Page-turning action thanks to the literary equivalent of pulling out at the moment of orgasm. A spiritual awakening built on new-age conspiracy theory. This book is many things, and none of them good, new, or interes...more
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Read in January, 2006
recommends it for:
nobody, ever
I accidentally deleted this from my books. So that sucks. I don't remember when I read it anymore. It was horrible.
EDIT:
...But not quite as horrible as the idiotic discussion which this review spawned. I hate this book. That is my opinion. Many people share that opinion. I do not claim to be capable of writing a better book (although I suspect I already have written better pieces of literature, for some school assignment or something). You can like this book if you want. But if...more
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...But not quite as horrible as the idiotic discussion which this review spawned. I hate this book. That is my opinion. Many people share that opinion. I do not claim to be capable of writing a better book (although I suspect I already have written better pieces of literature, for some school assignment or something). You can like this book if you want. But if...more
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Read in January, 2005
recommends it for:
people who are gullible
Caveat Academics!!!
I won't belabor the obvious, as it's been done quite well by other reviewers, but I just couldn't stand not to add my own "hear hear!" to the fray. If you're going to create a character who is an expert, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure you check your facts! Whoever edited this drivel ought to be sewn in a sack with a rabid raccoon and flung into Lake Michigan.
And just as a matter of good taste - your expert should not be an expert in everything under...more
I won't belabor the obvious, as it's been done quite well by other reviewers, but I just couldn't stand not to add my own "hear hear!" to the fray. If you're going to create a character who is an expert, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure you check your facts! Whoever edited this drivel ought to be sewn in a sack with a rabid raccoon and flung into Lake Michigan.
And just as a matter of good taste - your expert should not be an expert in everything under...more
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Read in January, 2005
BAGAIMANA MENIKMATI DA VINCI CODE
hehehe, emang buku ini memang seru. Bagi yang merasa kesulitan menikmati buku ini karena polemik yang ditimbulkannya, berikut ini beberapa tips:
- lupakan semua wawasan tentang dunia purba yang mungkin elo miliki. ANGGAP saja apa yang dikatakan Dan Brown bener. Kalo buku ini kita baca sambil memegang teguh wawasan kebahasaan/sejarah/teologi purba, novel ini berubah jadi buku komedi, bukan novel seru lagi hehehe. (misalnya: kalau mau dipaksain, translit...more
hehehe, emang buku ini memang seru. Bagi yang merasa kesulitan menikmati buku ini karena polemik yang ditimbulkannya, berikut ini beberapa tips:
- lupakan semua wawasan tentang dunia purba yang mungkin elo miliki. ANGGAP saja apa yang dikatakan Dan Brown bener. Kalo buku ini kita baca sambil memegang teguh wawasan kebahasaan/sejarah/teologi purba, novel ini berubah jadi buku komedi, bukan novel seru lagi hehehe. (misalnya: kalau mau dipaksain, translit...more
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trying to think of a clever joke here....the pope? ron howard? i don't know. no new ground here
First of all, let's try to rid our mind of all the hype and hoopla surrounding the whole thing. Let's pretend the whole thing is just some spiral bound notebook that you found on the train and read because you were lonely.
Ok, having accomplished that, let's dole out some compliments. Good plot, Danny boy! You managed to write an interesting crime/mystery/whatever thing WHILE managing to blaspheme one of the most worshiped dudes of all time. That takes some creativity, and some ...more
Ok, having accomplished that, let's dole out some compliments. Good plot, Danny boy! You managed to write an interesting crime/mystery/whatever thing WHILE managing to blaspheme one of the most worshiped dudes of all time. That takes some creativity, and some ...more
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Robert Langdon, a Harvard symbologist of a pedantic turn of mind, and Sophie Neveu, a cryptologist trained by a master of an ancient secret society, come together as they flee the police in an attempt to solve the bizarre mystery of her grandfather's murder. They become entangled in an intricate web of pagan religions, artwork and the Holy Grail with both the police and a fanatical branch of the Catholic Church determined to stop them.
While it is true that the writing is facile at b...more
While it is true that the writing is facile at b...more
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I found this book condescending, unexciting, and ill thought-out. I wanted it to be better. I had been TOLD it was fun. I was lied to. This is an awful book.
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I read the Baigent book a decade before I read this novel.
Somehow, Brown managed to "dumbify" everything.
Afterwards I read Eco to wash the taste out of my brain.
Somehow, Brown managed to "dumbify" everything.
Afterwards I read Eco to wash the taste out of my brain.
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For the most part, it seems that people either passionately love this book or they passionately hate it. I happen to be one of the former. For my part, I don't see the book so much as an indictment of the Catholic Church in particular but of religious extremism and religion interfering in political process in general. The unwarranted political control granted to extreme religious organizations like the CBN is an issue that we will be forced to address one way or the other. To my eye, our politic...more
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recommends it for:
The countless sheep that blindly read anything recommended to them. They deserve it.
Like the bible itself, it's a great story ruined by horrific storytelling.
Apt, I suppose.
Apt, I suppose.
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recommends it for:
illiterate dumbasses
Worst. Book. Ever.
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Which would you be embarrassed to buy?
All? **red face, red ears**
Forget embarrassing, I'm vomiting all over myself.
None of the above, but this (see comments) makes me blush.
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