Stupid Fast (Stupid Fast #1)
by
Geoff Herbach (Goodreads Author)
I, Felton Reinstein, am Stupid Fast. Seriously. The upper classmen used to call me Squirrel Nut, because I was little and jumpy. Then, during sophomore year, I got tall and huge and so fast the gym teachers in their tight shorts fell all over themselves. During summer, three things happened all at once. First, the pee-smelling jocks in my grade got me to work out for footb...more
Paperback, 311 pages
Published
June 1st 2011
by Sourcebooks Fire
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If you know anything about me, I’m a YA-loving teacher who’s always on the look-out for great guy books. I am so stinking happy that I read Stupid Fast because it is destined to be a winner with my boys! I’ve already had some success with Stupid Fast because before I even had a chance to read it, one of my freshmen boys asked to read my ARC. I had to say yes because he’s one of my reluctant readers. He isn’t reluctant anymore! He tore through this book and was so proud when he gave it back to me...more
Felton just realized that he was stupid fast the year he was 15. Fast enough to get noticed during gym class by the track coach. Fast enough that he should have beaten two-time states winner Kennedy Johnson during the last track meet – except that he was on the sidelines puking instead. Fast enough to hear Coach Johnson talking about arranging for him to have his own recruiting page and hosting D-I (Division I) scouts to see him play a game he has never even gone to see on a fall Friday night.
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Stupid Fast
Geoff Herbach
Stupid Fast is funny, fast-paced, heartfelt, and real. This novel tells the story of Felton Reinstein, a fifteen-year-old growing up in rural Wisconsin.
However, this book isn't just about a underdog highschooler suddenly turned jock; it delves deeply into Felton's personal life.
Geoff Herbach
Stupid Fast is funny, fast-paced, heartfelt, and real. This novel tells the story of Felton Reinstein, a fifteen-year-old growing up in rural Wisconsin.
However, this book isn't just about a underdog highschooler suddenly turned jock; it delves deeply into Felton's personal life.
An amazingly well crafted book. I fell in love with the characters, was pulled in by the plot, laughed out loud numerous times, and was in awe of how perfectly the author captured a teen boy's "fast" growth spurt. Wow.
I will say that there is a good bit of swearing in this one. I am neutral-ish on swearing. I don't do it much myself, and don't love to hear it out and about in public, but it doesn't make me uncomfortable either. I DO mind it in my reading when it feels forced or unecessary. Here,...more
I will say that there is a good bit of swearing in this one. I am neutral-ish on swearing. I don't do it much myself, and don't love to hear it out and about in public, but it doesn't make me uncomfortable either. I DO mind it in my reading when it feels forced or unecessary. Here,...more
Stupid Fast is a cute, funny book about a teen boy who goes from picked on to popular because all of a sudden he can fun very fast.
As Felton goes through puberty, he grows very big and becomes very athletic without even trying. Once the track coach sees him running in PE, his life takes a very different turn. Once track is over, it's summer -- but the football team has Felton's summer all planned out, since he is going to be their star running back in the fall.
Felton also has to take over his be...more
As Felton goes through puberty, he grows very big and becomes very athletic without even trying. Once the track coach sees him running in PE, his life takes a very different turn. Once track is over, it's summer -- but the football team has Felton's summer all planned out, since he is going to be their star running back in the fall.
Felton also has to take over his be...more
Stupid Fast by Geoff Herbach
The book "Stupid Fast" by Geoff Herbach is an extra-ordinary book that is about a young boy around my age who was at first a very small kid until the week before sports started. All of a sudden Felton his a very large growth spurt and out of no-where had a deeper voice, really athletic, and also super fast. But Felton was always good at sports he just never told anybody that he was good, but with this extra height and abilities he was even better. This book is or was...more
The book "Stupid Fast" by Geoff Herbach is an extra-ordinary book that is about a young boy around my age who was at first a very small kid until the week before sports started. All of a sudden Felton his a very large growth spurt and out of no-where had a deeper voice, really athletic, and also super fast. But Felton was always good at sports he just never told anybody that he was good, but with this extra height and abilities he was even better. This book is or was...more
I was in a reading slump. I started like three books but didn't feel like finishing them at the moment. I needed something quick, snappy and engaging. So I decided to FINALLY read Stupid Fast after all the praise. I'm glad I did. The book is wonderful. Felton is a wonderful character. We really really get inside his head and he sounds like a real teen boy without all the scary parts. Felton doesn't only thinking about sex and girls, he worries about his families, he's making new friends and he's...more
Going through a loved one’s death is very depressing; you have so many emotions that haunt you everywhere you go. Felton the main character of the book Stupid Fast by Geoff Herbach has to go through these feelings. The book shows how a person can go through so much in life; so many negative things that could really screw up one’s mind and learn from it, thrive from it and become greater. Even in his environment of his own home he is in danger of the crazy surroundings that he must try to keep un...more
I was hooked into Felton Reinstein's stream of consciousness narration from page one. We meet Felton in the middle of the night. He can't sleep; he has to tell his story. In just over 300 pages, he covers about 6 hours of thoughts--replaying events mostly from the last 6 weeks or so, but reaching back as far as 10 years. We meet Felton at a turning point in his young life. He's alone for the summer, his best friend visiting family far away. Then, his mother checks out on him and his little broth...more
As a former librarian, and a mother of two sons who were never enthusiastic readers, I am always on the look-out for young adult books written especially for boys. There are many well written sports books out there, but not every boy is an athlete. I still chose this one,judging from the cover that it would be about a serious football player and I was curious to see how it measured up. The first few chapters were discouraging. Felton, the main character, talks about being a stand-up comedian, bu...more
Sep 18, 2012
Beverly
rated it
4 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
14-16 year olds
Recommended to Beverly by:
Best Books for Young Adults/ala.org
Stupid Fast: The Year I Went from a Joke to a Jock is a great coming of age story, but at times a disturbing book to read. Protagonist, Felton Reinstein, aka Rein Stone, is very hard to like. His summer gets off to a rotten start. He is going through hormonal nuclear explosion having grown seven inches in eight months, his best friend is out of the country and out of touch for the summer, his mother is hostile towards him, and he is a very angry and depressed teen. Felton has some excellent reas...more
Geoff Herbach's Felton Reinstein is one incredible character. His voice is funny, sweet, confused and just plain nice but life has not been easy for Felton and his family. At the age of five, Felton finds his father's body after he hung himself. Felton grows up insecure with some bad advice from his mother, doctors, and not having a father figure. The summer that his best friend unexpectedly leaves to take care of his grandmother; everything goes crazy- Felton's mom agrees that he will take over...more
With a tendency to go off on tangents it was at first difficult to get a line on what Felton was trying to saying. I was constantly wondering where he was going with what he was saying; it turns out he was figuring things out as well. Still, he could get pretty funny. It’s not even him wanting to be a stand up comic, no… his is a humor that’s not intended because in simply saying what was, in being honest about one absurd situation and then another, his observations felt true, funny and even whe...more
What a hilarious page-turner! I would want to be friends with Felton Reinstein. Seriously. His head may not be screwed on exactly straight, but who can blame him? He discovered his dad's dead body (suicide) in the garage when he was only five. Life with his hippie mother Jerri and his younger brother has consisted of isolation and secrets. He barely remembers his father, and his mother doesn't want to talk about him. Meanwhile, Felton only has two friends: Gus, who is living in Columbia for the...more
Felton Reinstein has a Jew-fro. Or at least that’s what his mother calls it because his dad was a short, Jewish man, who liked to read poetry. But then why is Felton fifteen and already over six foot tall? Why is he the second fastest guy behind Ken Johnson in his school? And why, suddenly, are all of the jocks and sports coaches contacting him? Because he’s Stupid Fast, that’s why. But that still doesn’t explain why his mother has gone crazy, withdrawing from the world and neglecting him and hi...more
Wow. So much more than a sports book. Yet, like Tangerine and Pop, it's a book that shows a non-athlete the draw, the thrill, is to sports.
Felton used to be the awkward kid, the one whose dad killed himself. Starting in November of sophomore year, he grew and grew, and ate and ate, and slept a lot, too. Some of this seemed to make his mom mad; he yelled at his little brother, who's really OK. It all made him mad, and one day he took out the anger in the 600 yard dash. He ran stupid fast. Sudden...more
Felton used to be the awkward kid, the one whose dad killed himself. Starting in November of sophomore year, he grew and grew, and ate and ate, and slept a lot, too. Some of this seemed to make his mom mad; he yelled at his little brother, who's really OK. It all made him mad, and one day he took out the anger in the 600 yard dash. He ran stupid fast. Sudden...more
Vibrant, funny, captivating. A one day read.
Felton's voice felt so real, so natural. The all-night narration idea is just right for the character and gave me such a sense of the energy coiled up in him.
I don't read much contemporary YA lit, so it was with trepidation that I picked this up. What I remember from the genre of my YA period(90s) is all Angst and Issues. And who wants to go there again? I was happily surprised to find a book that was about a person, not a cliche, and a person with tho...more
Felton's voice felt so real, so natural. The all-night narration idea is just right for the character and gave me such a sense of the energy coiled up in him.
I don't read much contemporary YA lit, so it was with trepidation that I picked this up. What I remember from the genre of my YA period(90s) is all Angst and Issues. And who wants to go there again? I was happily surprised to find a book that was about a person, not a cliche, and a person with tho...more
Stupid Fast is about a young boy that becomes a teen overnight, or so it seems to him. One night he goes to bed a scrawny loser and in the morning he wakes up a very hairy, and very popular football player. Felton Reinstein not only has to deal with his new and improved body, h is has to deal with his malfunctioning family. He is the one who found his father "hanging" in the garage. His mother burns all remembrances of his father and eventually has a breakdown. Oh there is his little brother, bu...more
WOW! This is an incredible book! To start with, I love the title and the cover-- the football player in front of the bank of lockers is very appealing to guy readers, a demographic I am always happy to find a new title for. This is not just a football book though... this is a book about growing up physically and emotionally. Fifteen year old Felton has just gone through an amazing growth spurt. Seemly overnight Felton is over 6 feet tall and has become, as he puts it, "stupid fast". These physic...more
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Child of a local professor notorious for his suicide when he was five and a mother known for her eccentricity, Felton Reinstein garnered the nickname Squirrel Nut through years of being teased for his own oddities. Sudden growth and crazy donkey speed change everything for Felton when summer takes his best friend in isolation away from him, leaving him as substitute for a paper route that introduces him to beautiful Aleah, a piano virtuouso who doesn't find him repulsive, and the new guy at...more
Child of a local professor notorious for his suicide when he was five and a mother known for her eccentricity, Felton Reinstein garnered the nickname Squirrel Nut through years of being teased for his own oddities. Sudden growth and crazy donkey speed change everything for Felton when summer takes his best friend in isolation away from him, leaving him as substitute for a paper route that introduces him to beautiful Aleah, a piano virtuouso who doesn't find him repulsive, and the new guy at...more
Stupid Fast by Geoff Herbach is a intense, funny, and a little bit emotional novel about a fifteen-year old named Felton Reinstein who is a nobody, a geeky loser. All the honkie jocks call him a squirrel nut.But Felton has some more problems too. For one thing, his dad hung himself in the garage when Felton was five years old. Also, he has an annoying little brother to deal with. Despite it all, Jerri, his hippie mom, his little bro Andrew and his best friend Gus have always made their town bear...more
Wow, so I just finished reading Stupid Fast by Geoff Herbach. His debut novel is intense, hilarious and just a little bit emotional. Don't freak by that word emotional for a boy YA. Really, it's so well done and authentic. And, the voice of Felton, the MC, is total perfection. I seriously have not read a book with a voice so distinct since I read You by Charles Benoit.
Felton Reinstein 's always been the awkward dork-with-a-Jewfro. The kid who's dad committed suicide when he was five. The kid w...more
Felton Reinstein 's always been the awkward dork-with-a-Jewfro. The kid who's dad committed suicide when he was five. The kid w...more
Someone highlighted this book on their blog, which is why I read it, but now I can't find the blog post. (Le sigh.) The reason why this is a sad thing? I LOVED this book, and I want to thank the person who recommended it. I wouldn't have picked this one up on my own, so the glowing review was key.
(Hurrah for book reviews!)
Back to the book.
STUPID FAST is stupid awesome.
I could end my review right here (go read it already!), because that sums up exactly how I feel. For those of you who need a litt...more
(Hurrah for book reviews!)
Back to the book.
STUPID FAST is stupid awesome.
I could end my review right here (go read it already!), because that sums up exactly how I feel. For those of you who need a litt...more
4.5 stars
Felton is a squirrel nut....well, that's what all the honkie jocks call him anyway. He's a nobody, a geeky loser. That is, until a few months ago when he started growing - growing hair, an appetite, and growing big. And he's fast! Where did this growth spurt and speed come from? Definitely not from his father (the kind, small, poet type who Felton found hanging in the garage when he was five).
But his new speed, height, and strength haven't gone unnoticed. Now the high school coaches ar...more
Felton is a squirrel nut....well, that's what all the honkie jocks call him anyway. He's a nobody, a geeky loser. That is, until a few months ago when he started growing - growing hair, an appetite, and growing big. And he's fast! Where did this growth spurt and speed come from? Definitely not from his father (the kind, small, poet type who Felton found hanging in the garage when he was five).
But his new speed, height, and strength haven't gone unnoticed. Now the high school coaches ar...more
I met Geoff Herbach at the American Association of School Librarian's Conference this past October. We have several copies of "Stupid Fast" in our library that are continuously checked out. The cover sells the book, but what I found inside its pages goes above and beyond even a great book cover. We are currently busy planning our summer reading program, a more scaled back version of the program. We are considering doing books by several Minnesota Young Adult writers and limiting the number of st...more
Fifteen-year old Felton Reinstein can’t stop eating or growing. In just a few months, he’s gone from a small, scrawny boy to a tall, fast jock and he found a really cool girlfriend. That’s all well and good, but Felton has his share of problems too. For one thing, his dad hung himself in the garage when Felton was five years old. Also, he has an annoying little brother and his mom is suddenly depressed and won’t get out of bed.
Stupid Fast is a funny and emotional coming of age story, reminiscent...more
Stupid Fast is a funny and emotional coming of age story, reminiscent...more
Stupid Fast
Geoff Herbach
Realistic Fiction
ISBN: 1402256302
Paperback, 320 pages
Geoff Herbach
Realistic Fiction
ISBN: 1402256302
Paperback, 320 pages
A refreshing mystery about the battles that a young male goes through while trying to find his true self. Felton Reinstein finds himself having an uncontrollable appetite while his body goes through drastic changes. Felton learns that he can run. . . FAST! His gym teacher, which just happens to be the Varsity Football Coach, instantly notices Felton's amazing speed and recruits him hard. Before football Felton was just
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FNL Character Rating: Luke Cafferty/Landry Clarke*!!!!
(* I tend to be biased against Landry because he looks a lot like one of my ex-boyfriends, BUT his nerd-to-football player persona works for this rating. And I didn't even necessarily like the main character of the book, so that works too. And I ADORE Luke, and his cute, sensitive persona works for this rating too.)
On to the actual review:
So, I'm at this point in my life where puberty is far enough in my past that I find teenagers bewildering...more
(* I tend to be biased against Landry because he looks a lot like one of my ex-boyfriends, BUT his nerd-to-football player persona works for this rating. And I didn't even necessarily like the main character of the book, so that works too. And I ADORE Luke, and his cute, sensitive persona works for this rating too.)
On to the actual review:
So, I'm at this point in my life where puberty is far enough in my past that I find teenagers bewildering...more
Jan 16, 2013
Austin Thumann
is currently reading it
1-9-13 i just started this book. its petty decent. he hits puberty and becomes really fast then screws up in the qualifiers for state in track then he thinks his life is over and his best buddy leaves beacuse his grandma is sick so he takes his paper route over and gets caught creeping on this girl he eventually likes
1-16-13 I am really enjoying this book so far. its going pretty quick. felton is growing up and now is dealing with all the problems of high school his mom and him always fight beca...more
1-16-13 I am really enjoying this book so far. its going pretty quick. felton is growing up and now is dealing with all the problems of high school his mom and him always fight beca...more
“Puberty on steroids” is what his peers wonderingly gush when they see the amazing transformations that Felton Reinstein, the main character of Geoff Herbach’s 2011 novel Stupid Fast, has gone through. Soon, he can smoke everyone at running and though he’s never really been into sports, he finds himself doing track and football for his high school, and actually excelling at them. Back at home, he has to deal with his brother Andrew and his eccentric, single mother, who insists on her sons callin...more
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I am the author of the YA title, Stupid Fast (June 2011 from Sourcebooks Fire). I also wrote The Miracle Letters of T. Rimberg, a Novel from Three Rivers Press. When I'm not writing books, I'm writing for Radio Happy Hour or developing ridiculous musical bits.
When I'm not writing, I'm teaching writing at Minnesota State, Mankato, which means I write a lot of comments about writing on student writi...more
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When I'm not writing, I'm teaching writing at Minnesota State, Mankato, which means I write a lot of comments about writing on student writi...more
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