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Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six (Glory St. Clair #7)
by
Gerry Bartlett (Goodreads Author)
After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.
When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she ca...more
When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she ca...more
Paperback, 352 pages
Published
August 2nd 2011
by Berkley Trade
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When things are going well for Gloriana St. Clair (better known as Glory to her vampire friends) you know trouble is just around the corner. In this case, trouble starts when the Vampire Council demands that Glory shut down her clothing store Vintage Vamp’s Emporium because it’s attracting too much attention from the outside world. Her personal life has also gone to hell in a handbasket—literally. Her on again-off again relationship with yummy Vampire Jeremy Blade goes South when Jeremy learns t...more
Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six by Gerry Bartlett is charming, hilarious and absolutely adorable. Glory is impossible not to like- I love her! This is the seventh installment in this series and I have not read the first six. Though the book is a wonderful stand alone read, I think I would have given it five stars and enjoyed myself more if I had more of a background feel for the characters. I definitely plan on going back and reading the first six- and I hope she continues on for awhile with G...more
Warning: Some mild spoilers but I tried to generalize so not to blow the whole story for potential readers.
I so wanted to be able to give this book 5 stars but it just didn't make it for me. First off I have to say I'm a huge Glory St Clair & Gerry Bartlett fan. I've been with the series since the beginning. This book had a lot going on at once, which unfortunately took away from the depth of some parts of the story. I really liked the aspect of Glory & her mentoring the fledgling Penny,...more
I so wanted to be able to give this book 5 stars but it just didn't make it for me. First off I have to say I'm a huge Glory St Clair & Gerry Bartlett fan. I've been with the series since the beginning. This book had a lot going on at once, which unfortunately took away from the depth of some parts of the story. I really liked the aspect of Glory & her mentoring the fledgling Penny,...more
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Glory St. Clair owner of the vintage clothing store called Vintage Vamp's Emporium, she is also a 400+ year old vampire. Life is going good for Glory, her long time on-again off-again boyfriend and sire is ready to settle down. Her store is running smoothly and her best friend is on her honeymoon. But things can change fast around Glory. The vampire council members want Glory to close her store and leave town because they belive she brings too much attention to the vampire world. So when her fri...more
Between a 4 and a 3.5. Cute read, lots of humor and snark with glory. Dialogue-heavy with some occasionally clunky moments, and there's a lot of references to past characters and series, but it leaves something interesting. I'll have to read the first six at some point and see where it builds from there. I'm kind of loving the fact that her definitions of love with her love-triangle/square dealie aren't as clear-cut as the ones in YA. On another note, I hate the drawing on the cover. It looks re...more
I love this whole series, and each book gets funnier. I thought that this one was a riot, and it upset me all at the same time. Glory always seems to find trouble but always seems to recover well,but what girl wouldn't recover with guys like Jeremy, Rafe and Ray loving you and supporting me! I hope that this series just keeps getting better. I wanted to kill Lucifer at one point for doing Glory so wrong but what did I expect he is the devil after all. Its so hard not to pull for Rafe and Glory e...more
“Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six” By Gerry Bartlett
Glory St. Clair thought she would never have to deal with the demon world again. It was bad enough having a crazy demon named "Alesa" shacked up inside Glory's body. Too bad Glory, you're now going to have to deal with the demon world all over again. This time, good ol Lucifer is going to be involved, Oh Joy! It seem that Glory really ticked the demons off this time. They want her to do their dirty work and sell her friend's souls to Lucifer...more
Glory St. Clair thought she would never have to deal with the demon world again. It was bad enough having a crazy demon named "Alesa" shacked up inside Glory's body. Too bad Glory, you're now going to have to deal with the demon world all over again. This time, good ol Lucifer is going to be involved, Oh Joy! It seem that Glory really ticked the demons off this time. They want her to do their dirty work and sell her friend's souls to Lucifer...more
I really love these book and this time Glory is faced with a heck of a lot more excitement when Lucifer himself shows up, wanting her to go dark. In order to protect Rafe, she has to make a deal with the Devil but she has some special Angels and friends who love her, watching her back. In this exciting novel, we bounce from one thrill to another, leaving us with drooling anticipation for the next high, not to mention Gerry Bartlett's next novel. What joy, excitement, thrill, etc. and tale of adv...more
Aug 23, 2011
Archer
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3 of 5 stars
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Very happy to say that this book was just as great as the rest have been. I think it would be fun to have Glory as a friend, she's impossible to not like. Jerry is so very stubborn but loyal to Glory, I feel that he can be to controlling at times, and Rafe well he's just a smoking hot shifter who loves her, and then there is Ray who's the tortured artistic type who caues all of own problems yet you just want to see if you can fix him.
I'm glad I started this series, and can't wait for the next b...more
I'm glad I started this series, and can't wait for the next b...more
Jan 25, 2012
Joelle
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5 of 5 stars
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Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six (Glory St. Clair #7)
by Gerry Bartlett
5 stars
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After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.
When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resis...more
by Gerry Bartlett
5 stars
http://angelswithattitudebookreviews-...
After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.
When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resis...more
This is one of my favorite series but I was disappointed with this book and it can all be summed up by one word...Penny. I hated this new character that was introduced. She was so whiny it drove me nuts and colored how I felt about the rest of the book and even made me not want to read this one. I normally can read one of these books in one night after work, this book took me 3 nights to read, I kept putting it down to read something else.
Penny, a new vampire, is saddled to Glory for punishment...more
Penny, a new vampire, is saddled to Glory for punishment...more
Lucifer has taken and interest in Glory. Valdez needs Glory to help save him from Lucifer. Lucifer's minion's torment everyone. Glory gets a fledgling to train and live with. Ian comes into town brings his special treatments. Ray, goes to the bottom of the barrel. The Fledgling gets revenge. Blade is a hot burning love muffin.....and it ends with a HEA. : )
Phew, there is a lot going on in this one. It was a satisfying edition to the Glory saga.
Phew, there is a lot going on in this one. It was a satisfying edition to the Glory saga.
I don't know why I decided to try the next book. I am so tired of Glory and her man indecision. Seriously these dudes are making a fool of themselves is she the only female around. And she contradicts her self ever couple of chapters. I am only finishing the book so I won't be lying when I mark it as "read". I really want to like it but the love quartet is a little ridiculous to me and I can't force myself to get through another book in the series.
I liked the beginning of this series - I thought the books were funny, light little reads. I liked how the characters were more like real people than many urban fantasy novels. But, in my opinion, this book was just plain stupid. The main character (Glory) has become completely insipid and her lack of consistency is annoying to me. I doubt I'll read any more in the series.
I absolutely Love Glory! I have managed to read all of the books in thisseries and I have to say they just keep getting more and more interesting! I am torn however as I am wondering if this series will start to fizzle out as the books go on. It seems as though there has to be an ending somewher..right? I am interested to see where Glory will end up..and with whom she will end up with :)
Dynamic characters and funny story lines make this series a must read!!!!!
5 STARS from me!!!!!
Happy Reading
Dynamic characters and funny story lines make this series a must read!!!!!
5 STARS from me!!!!!
Happy Reading
After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.
When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vamp...more
When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vamp...more
I loved this...and poo on you Luc! But the question is now out there....What are you Glory? Maybe the goddess of Love (Venus). We'll have to wait and see. Glad "G" is back with Jerry. Ian is going to want to get his grubby hands on our beauty too....not THAT way, (pervs), but for her blood!
This book was okay. I love this series, but this book was not amoung my favs. Glory was just too damn annoying. She complaints about Jerry aka Blade, but then she stays with him. I am a Rafe fan. The beginning of the book was okay. I felt so much annoyance of Glory and her flirting antics. Then the last 20 pages of the book was action packed. The End. I was very disappointed in this book. But I love the characters and the series. Hope the next one is better.
The first full book I read on my new Kindle! :)
I am so glad Glory is back to being her old self. She still has her tiny moments but nothing like her previous obsession with being thin. Finally Glory has her priorities straight. And her men are falling in line too! Although I am a bit sad she did decide to stick it out with Blade instead of taking a break and trying out one of her other hotties for awhile. Blade is never really going to change for her, but he did make some strides in this book. G...more
I am so glad Glory is back to being her old self. She still has her tiny moments but nothing like her previous obsession with being thin. Finally Glory has her priorities straight. And her men are falling in line too! Although I am a bit sad she did decide to stick it out with Blade instead of taking a break and trying out one of her other hotties for awhile. Blade is never really going to change for her, but he did make some strides in this book. G...more
I am pissed. Do you want to know why I am pissed? Probably not. But I will tell you why anyway!
I HAVE TO FRIGGIN WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO GLORY. I really love this series. It is so addicting. I hate waiting. Ugh.
But seriously. Read. This. Series.
Bye
I HAVE TO FRIGGIN WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO GLORY. I really love this series. It is so addicting. I hate waiting. Ugh.
But seriously. Read. This. Series.
Bye
The books are ok. Funny and entertaining but they are all starting to sound a little the same. Gloria tends to whine and think everything is about her which can get a little annoying. Can't be to bad though since I keep reading the series.
I love Glory. I'm so glad she and Blade got back together in this book. I can't wait for the next book.
May 22, 2012
Michelle Potter
rated it
2 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
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Sad to say, I am getting bored and fed up with Glory St. Clair. The way she treats Jerry is reprehensible -- turning his natural anger over her indiscretion into a character flaw on his part? What kind of man wouldn't be jealous to have two other men actively and openly attempting to steal away his girl, including one she'd already cheated with? Not to mention the tired and played out plotline of "good guys forced to do evil by the bad guys, and there's no other choice!" There's always a choice,...more
another funny one. The battle with the EV goddess was a little short, but ok, and I like how the guys came together for it. I like the addition of Penny & things could get interesting with her working with Ian. I look forward to seeing what is special about Glory's blood & how things could go with Simon and his new role in life, especially what Greg is going to be like now with the EV changes. The demon issues (Spyte & Caryon) are funny and interesting since they keep popping in, and...more
Keep the books coming Gerry Bartlett! Glory St. Clair's still got it! So nice to read a series about a vampire trying to live a real, normal life. Plenty of drama but kept in a no nonsense attitude! Can't wait to read the next installment!
Couldn't put it down. Another fantastic book in the series.
This series is just so great! In this book, you see the conflict with all the men in Glory's life. But, you see characters develop within themselves, and work together for a greater good (or evil, I guess!) Also, I usually do not like when an author introduces a new character that seems to be a major player so late into the series, but Gerry does it so well. I feared I would not like Lilly, and I adore her. And man, oh man do I love Penny. :-) GO GERRY!!! Excited to read the next one... Then, I...more
I can't believe this is an actual series ...
always fun and enjoyable
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Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet.
Eternity or Mexican food? Tough call.
Then there’s the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antiques business on the historic Strand in Galveston ?
Gerry’s a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston with her own wonder dog, a Bedlington Terrier na...more
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Eternity or Mexican food? Tough call.
Then there’s the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antiques business on the historic Strand in Galveston ?
Gerry’s a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston with her own wonder dog, a Bedlington Terrier na...more
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