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Whales on Stilts! (Pals in Peril #1)

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In Whales on Stilts, a madman has unleashed an army of stilt-walking, laser-beaming, thoroughly angry whales upon the world! Luckily, Jasper Dash and his friends Katie Mulligan and Lily Gefelty are around to save the day.
ebook, 208 pages
Published June 15th 2010 by Beach Lane Books (first published 2005)
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Krista
I picked this up for my kid at the library, flipped through it real quick to scan for possible emotional potholes and decided that it was so ironic and tongue-in-cheek that it would be fine.

And it was. My son laughed and laughed and laughed. Then I read it and laughed and laughed and laughed. MT Anderson is funny. And funny in a way that appeals to a seven year old and his jaded mother. Both.

This is not one of those books that tries too hard to be clever. This is one of those books that just sim...more
Mayday Maddie
This has to be the strangest book I've ever read. I picked it up because M.T. Anderson (*feed*) had written it. What did I learn?

A. M.T. Anderson is not consitent at all when writing books.
B. M.T. Anderson likes carrot cake.
C. A rhinoplasty is another word for a cosmetic surgery (according to M.T.)
D. Whales. Are. Scary.


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Qt
Here's a kind of a different little story--I found it quite funny and amusing, and a neat spoof on B movies. Amongst the silliness of whales on stilts taking over the world, though, there are also some more thoughtful points, like how the heroine is not as flashy or brilliant or outgoing as her friends are--yet she still saves the day. Also there are one or two really beautiful passages that are kind of startling, coming as they do sandwiched in between the humor.
I also liked the hilarious "que...more
Mary
This book is absolutely hilarious, but don't take it from me. Take it from the third-grade book club I read it with at Booker T. Washington Elementary School. They are now enthralled with whales, mad scientists, and goofy gadgets. They're also planning how to fight an army of laser-eyed whales on stilts: kickboxing robots will save us from the impending Whalepocalypse.
babyhippoface
You have to be in the right mood to get this one: satire, satire, satire. And funny.

And if your boss has blue flippers and wears a potato sack on his head, this can be a real eye-opener.
Doc Rotwang!
I picked this up on a whim -- crazy premise, looked wacky, on sale at Half-Price Books.

By the end of the book I had wept, I had felt a nostalgic sense of loss, I had been delighted, I had wept some more and I had a new favorite book.

Such is the power of Whales On Stilts!: ostensibly a facetious YA bundle of yuks, it articulates emotions that are difficult to face within oneself, let alone express to others.

Plus there's a photocopy machine rugged up to work with a donkey. Genius, true genius, m...more
Maddy
M.T. ANDERSON
What a silly book! haha seriously it's about whales on stilts and 3 kids who save the world, and I loved it. I admit I'm a little past that stage in my reading, but MT Anderson is so clever; there are jokes for all ages of readers. I especially loved the spoof on "Ovaltine", which I drink every morning. "Gargletine" didn't sound so bad! I recommend this for any age--from grade school up to anyone who wants a really quick and very entertaining read! Super clever, super giggly, and I'...more
Nicole
Sep 09, 2009 Nicole rated it 1 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: sardonic kids who act older than they really are
While it pains me to give the literary love of my good friend's life a single star, it's something I feel I must do.

The humor was wry, which I appreciate, but somehow off the mark. I could see how some people might find this book hysterically funny, I really could. But like watching the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin, I was the cheese standing alone NOT laughing. I have no doubt other find it funny, but I am not others and I simply didn't buy in. Sigh.

Too over the top. Who is his intended audience...more
Leanne
Whales on Stilts
by M.T. Anderson
Published in 2005

Genre: Juvenile Science Fiction

Format: Audiobook

Plot Summary: "Racing against the clock, shy middle-school student Lily and her best friends, Katie and Jasper, must foil the plot of her father's conniving boss to conquer the world using an army of whales." - Baker & Taylor

Considerations for Readers Advisory: None

Review Citation: "Whales on Stilts!." School Library Journal Reviews. (November 1, 2005).

Selection Source: Genre Lecture

Recommended A...more
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Chris's Rating - 5 stars
Lily Gefelty, a shy 12 year-old who is more of a listener than a doer, accompanies her father to work one day. Observing that her father works in an abandoned warehouse full of scientists, armed goons and a boss who never goes anywhere without a bag over his head, Lily becomes suspicious that her dad's boss might be a mad scientist who is trying to take over the world. Despite her dad telling her that she is overreacting, Lily brings two friend...more
Susan P
Needed to read before I meet MT Anderson at the end of this month, but I actually thought it was kind of stupid (altho I won't tell that opinion to the author!). Captain Underpants fans would probably like it, but that's about it. A mad scientist is equipping whales with stilts and laser beam eyes, so they can walk on land and destroy the humans. Snore...
Olivia
I remember reading this book when I was in 6th grade, and thinking it was the coolest thing I had ever read. It was my first intro to any kind of novel that wasn't realistic fiction, and at that point my norm was older (but still amazing) stuff like Little Women, The Three Musketeers, etc. This book really changed my imagination and I checked it in and back out of the library so often I basically owned it. Thank heaven for books like this, and the librarians who recommend them- they made me who...more
Tricia
Like Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware, this story is hilarious in its absurdity and crazy tangents. But unlike Flame Pits, it doesn't get dragged down by the absurdity and length. In fact, I almost thought it was too short (until I remembered my criticism of JD&TFPOD). It quickly moves from crisis to denouement to end. The story hangs together well - as well, that is, as any story about whales on stilts taking over the world. I liked that Lily was the brains behind this operation -...more
Ofa Fotu
This was such a fun and creative...strangely bazaar book. I don't know if I could have predicted anything that happened in it. I don't know who the narrator was but they were very active in including the readers in the narration- we never find out who it is. The narrator talks about his/her own adventures and, conversation style, will retreat into old, unconnected memories while he/she is telling the story of the Whales On Stilts. That could be a possible reason for teaching this book. It could...more
Daniel Asay
A less serious play off the 1950's horror movie genre, the title pretty much says it all. When Lily Gefelty accompanies her father to work and meets Larry, the mysterious boss with a grain sack over his head and rubber gloves, she begins to unravel the company's secret. Using mind control antenna and hydraulic walking stilts to command an army of land-roving whales, Larry plans to take over the world. It's up to Lily and her famous friends Katie and Jasper to save the day.

I'll be honest with you...more
Becca Hay
When Lily accompanies her father to work on career day, she meets his boss, Larry, who has blue hands, dumps a bucket of brine water over his head regularly, wears a grain sack over his head...oh ya, and is a whale-human hybrid (though that's a secret no body seems able to figure out but Lily). Lily, being the conniving, observant little girl, realizes this suspicious character, paired with the secret laboratory he runs and his admission of planning to take over the world, decides to put a stop...more
Alyssa
Whales on Stilts is actually about whales on stilts who come to invade the world. Lily finds out about the plan when she realizes her dad works for the evil genius who decides to control the world by having whales who have laser vision attack the world. Lily and her friends are then faced with saving the world. The book is a fun satire on classic adventure stories and superheros. Many of the satiric elements were particularly successful, such as the satire of series books, such as Nancy Drew, an...more
Kiera Beddes
Genre: sci-fi on acid
Summary: A girl suspect her father's boss of being a whale bent on taking over the entire world through the use of real whales on stilts with laser-eyes. It's weird, trust me.
Response. I think I liked this book. I am not particularly sure, though. Anderson certainly has a very unique writing style. I personally would describe it as fantasy/sci fi...on acid. I could see how the jumps in narrative would be entertaining to young readers. It is very imaginative. And it definitel...more
Amy
I'm not really familiar with M.T. Anderson's work as a whole; a couple of his more traditionally Young Adult novels have caught my eye from time to time, but Whales on Stilts! is the first book of his that I've actually read through and, I have to say, it did not make me anxious to pick up his other books in a hurry.


It's hard to say where exactly this book goes wrong. One major problem is that, instead of a straightforward story, the author decides to go all post-modern on our assess, featuring...more
Becca Buckman
M.T. Anderson’s science fiction book Whales on Stilts! is a great example of why students should read stories to elaborate on their inventive imaginations! Lily, Katie and Jasper embark on the adventure of a lifetime. The three friends discover the secret plan of the half-whale, half-person boss of Lily’s father. Will Larry succeed with his plans to take over the world by placing whales on stilts, or will the three tough friends be able to stop this evasion to save the world?

a.) The creativity...more
Ashleync
Lily thinks of her self as an average twelve year old and why wouldnt she when her two best friends--Katie Mulligan of Horror Hollow and Jasper Dash, Boy Tecnonaut-- are famous for the daring adventurous adventures which they both have series on. But Lily's averageness chnages when she finds out that her dad works for an evil scientist who plans on taking over the world with whales, on stilts! Katie uses her smarts along with the help of her two pals to save the world and her grandma from this w...more
Candice
1. Genre: Modern Fantasy Junior Book

2. Summary: Lily, an average girl, figures out her father's boss' plot to take over the world and saves her town from destruction with the help from her two best friends, Jasper Dash and Katie Mulligan, who are known for their action-packed adventures.

3. Critique:
a) The greatest part of this book is the plot and the characters and situations that happen in the story.

b) The events in the story are imaginative while also being logical to the world where the st...more
Johari
I enjoyed the zany world of Whales on Stilts. Who doesn't love a bistro that floats and whales with laser beam eyes? The book is quirky, imaginative and full of wit.

So, why the two stars?

For some reason, I couldn't get into it. I never felt close to the characters and the scenes moved too quickly as if the writer was trying to cram all his awesome ideas into one story. Basically, the story felt clever without any real depth. I'm willing to concede that there wasn't supposed to be any depth and i...more
Sara Thompson
Holding the book in my hand, I just wasn't sure it was for me. The cover seemed a little to science fiction for my taste and I struggled to get myself to open it. In laid a case of "don't judge a book by it's cover." Though the book seems science fictiony - the truth is it's rather funny. I chuckled several times. The premise is silly but then so are so many other stories that fall into this category.
Lily goes to work with her father one day to discover his boss is really a human whale hybrid an...more
Kessia Robinson
This novel by MT ANDERSON was lighthearted and witty. Its about average, every-day Lily who doesn't see herself as a hero--not compared to her amazing friends, each who have a book series written about them, Jasper and Katie. But when she goes with her Dad to work and notices some strange things--like that her Dad's boss is inhuman and a mad scientist bent on taking over the world by creating giant stilts for whales so they can come out on land and (with their new laser-shooting eye technology)...more
Patrice Sartor
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Emily
Can an ordinary girl save the world? In Whales on Stilts, the first in M.T. Anderson’s Thrilling Tales series, readers first meet Lily as she accompanies her father to work and discovers that he works for a mad scientist whose mission it is to create stilts for whales. And why do whales need stilts? To conquer the world of course! Although adults in the novel remain clueless of the nefarious plot that Larry (Lily’s father’s boss and half whale, half human hybrid) is hatching, Lily and her two ko...more
Jennifer
Katie Mulligan and Jasper Dash are both stars of their own series of children’s books –Horror Hollow and Jasper Dash, Boy Technonaut respectively. So it’s a bit of a surprise when it’s their best friend Lily Gefelty, just an average 12-year-old, who discovers the mad scientist plotting to take over the world using mind-controlled whales on mechanical stilts. The three friends will have to work together using all their skills to stop this dastardly plot. Whales on Stilts has thrilling action scen...more
Thomas
So, I’ve finished the first half of Gene Wolfe’s Shadow and Claw, comprising the first two books of The Book of the New Sun. It took me a while to get through it, and I figured that, before I started on book two, it might be a good idea to shift gears, and read something a bit more mindless, and much, much lighter. I needed to cleanse the palate, I suppose. A book about whales on stilts sounded like just what I needed.

The story is about Lily, a very average girl whose father works in an abandone...more
Tracey
Previously read July 2005 - listened to audiobook Feb/Mar 2011


Whales on Stilts! was a Nancy Pearl recommendation, courtesy of NPR's Morning Edition. A very quick read; I finished it in about an hour between last night & this morning.

Lily, an average twelve-year old girl goes to work with her dad on Career Day. She starts to suspect something when they pull up to an abandoned warehouse (labeled as such) and pass through what looks like a mad scientist's lab. Her suspicions grow when she meet...more
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Matthew Tobin Anderson (M. T. Anderson), (1968- ) is an author, primarily of picture books for children and novels for young adults. Anderson lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

His picture books include Handel Who Knew What He Liked; Strange Mr. Satie; The Serpent Came to Gloucester; and Me, All Alone, at the End of the World. He has written such young adult books as Thirsty, Burger Wuss, Feed, The...more
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