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Sick Puppy (Skink #4)

3.85 of 5 stars 3.85  ·  rating details  ·  13,932 ratings  ·  783 reviews
When Palmer Stoat notices the pickup truck following him, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not SUVs, on his mind. Idealistic, wealthy, and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political stat...more
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Published May 22nd 2000 by Wheeler Publishing (first published January 4th 2000)
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Caris
Oh my shit.

Guess who read a book. Go on, guess.

Yep. This motherfucker right here. Boo-yah.

I'm so happy I could write a haiku:

The book has been read
Take that, you skeevy assholes
Fuck you, world, fuck you


Anyway.

This book was recommended to me by a friend at work. He and I got to discussing Kerouac one day, and, don't ask me how, but I ended up with this book in my hands. He highly recommended it.

Here's the thing. I don't normally read stuff like this. Mass market stuff. It's the snob in me. It's...more
Lily
This book is about a hundred pages too long and is a poorly developed story about an unstable environmentalist that stalks an asshole lobbyist/exotic game hunter because he saw him toss trash out the window of his car. The most frustrating thing about this book is that it has potential to turn into an interesting story, but it moves in a bunch of roundabout directions and never delivers. Worst of all, it seems like the author wanted to use every strange character he had ever developed in one boo...more
Ann
Jun 15, 2007 Ann rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: ridiculous people like me
Shelves: hilarious
man. this book made me laugh. hiaasen is friggin hilarious. the book has crazy floridian creeps causing eco-mistakes. the main character simply doesn't like it. picture an entire truck load of dung beetles being dumped onto your fancy SUV because you threw a mcdonalds wrapper out your window. and Skink, the vagabond with good teeth, gives me the smiles. just - if you are wanting to laugh, this is it. so silly. and there is always a good message about development destroying the world and whatnot....more
Scott Rhee
Carl Hiaasen is a literary comic genius, a Samuel Clemens for our day, as evident in his hilarious book "Sick Puppy", but to say that his books are simply entertaining is to miss the point. He's writing primarily about Florida, a state which no one should have to actually live in, due to the number of ridiculously insane people that inhabit it, most of whom are politicians, elderly retirees, immigrants, or criminals. Hiaasen takes aim at everyone: Republican or Democrat, young or old, rich or po...more
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Twilly Spree is a trust-fund baby and eco-terrorist with some anger-management issues. When he witnesses blatant littering by the driver of a Range Rover with vanity plates, he is compelled to teach the litterbug a lesson. Within a few pages the reader is immersed in the usual Hiaasen scenario featuring a dog-napping and peopled with corrupt Florida politicians and ruthless developers; among the characters here are a former Toyota salesman who is now governor, a hunt-trophy-happy lobbyist, a mil...more
linnea
My mother-in-law recommended Carl Hiassen as someone who amusingly sends up Florida politics and corrupt politicos. What I liked is that this book spares no one. The environmental nut really is a total nut, not someone you necessarily want representing your cause. It was funny. What I disliked is how completely irredeemable the bad guys are. Hiaasen paints with broad brush strokes, and the bad guys aren't just bad, some of them are incredibly twisted in ways that seem too horrid and brutal for a...more
Rhonda
I love Carl Hiaasen. I am not a big mystery/thriller person and his stuff is great! His characters are OTT and at the same time so very human and in this instance humane. How can you not love a man who would chase down an idiot for throwing trash out of his car doing 80 on the freeway?!?! Twilly Spree is my hero. With Hiaasen you just never know where you will wind up - except that it will be in Florida, that much you know.
Nathan
Sep 17, 2007 Nathan rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: People with endearing temper problems.
Shelves: fiction
One of the funniest books I've ever read. What enjoyable, escapist fiction should be. Twilly Spree is a character Joseph Heller would have been proud of, a hero in anger management classes, and his exploits are so absurd that they are only believable because they take place in the state of insanity known as "Florida". Absolutely fun and all that good, escapist fiction should be.

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Thomas
I haven't read any Carl Hiaasen in about ten years. It's worth saying that based on his first 5 books, his investigative reporting and the fact that he once appeared on IN SEARCH OF alongside Leonard Frickin' Nimoy, I regard Hiaasen as a genius to be spoken of in hallowed tones. I will now proceed to speak of him in tones more harsh than hallowed, even though I still think he's one of America's greatest writers and one of the top 10,443 crime novelists in god damned South Florida; since they all...more
Julia
This book was pretty funny but also rather gross. The very interesting descriptions of people we imagine exist (the wealthy conservative game-hunting politician with a trophy wife; the psychotic, environmental terrorist with an anger management problem, etc.) made for an outrageous and dark comedy. Still, something about the book didn't feel good to me.

Maybe I'm just too serious, but reading about people this dysfunctional and the havoc they wreak on each other and the world around them just lea...more
John Gustafson
Sick Puppy is my introduction to Carl Hiaasen, an author that my girlfriend felt would be a good way to get me introduced to Florida. I'll probably read him again, although I found this book to be one of diminishing returns. It starts out as a satisfying read; Twilly Spree is a maladjusted and overgrown trust fund kid who gets to live out a popular revenge fantasy: he spots a litterbug on the Florida highway and decides to spend as much time and energy as possible to teach the litterbug a lesson...more
Chip
Okay. I'll concede that there are oversimplifications in this book. The bad guys are irredeemably bad; the good guys are little better than the bad guys. That's true of most of us, isn't it? The destruction of habitat for condos is a central Hiaasen theme, so don't get your Speedos in a wad. The characters are too wild and crazy to believe? Have you ever spent time in Florida? Every nutjob who isn't on a survivalist ranch in Idaho picks up their mail in Florida (it used to be California before l...more
Morgane G
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Sick Puppy Review

Sick Puppy, by Carl Hiaasen, is for anybody who likes a bit of humor, sarcasm, and love thrown into a story full of political stereotypes and psycho environmentalists. Twilly Spree, a young man who inherited millions from his father and spends his time looking for potential dangers to the environment comically deals with a prime suspect, making friends and enemies along the way. Throughout his adventure, Twilly learns that the techniques he’s been using to teach his v...more
Bill
I laughed and laughed at this story. It's actually filled with so many characters who could be thought of as sick puppies, it's hard to decide who the title refers to! There's lobbyist Palmer Stoat, who loves nothing better than killing big game at his favorite big game killing establishment, which is oddly reminiscent of a theme park. There's Twilly Spree, good-intentioned though somewhat neurotic eco-terrorist. There's ex-Florida governor Clinton "Skink" Tyree, one of the scariest characters I...more
Booknblues
You gotta love a dog story and especially one which nails the essence of a dog as well as Carl Hiaansen’s Sick Puppy. It is clear that Hiaansen has been around his share of dogs with descriptions such as this:

“That’s the thing about being a Labrador retriever--you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a romp. What else could there possibly be to life? Eating was a thrill.......And everywhere you wen...more
Edwin
Sick Puppy is my first book by Hiaasen and I will probably read others. Sick Puppy is, I suspect, typical of most of his books: an entertaining conflict between really bad guys and one or more idiosyncratic good guys. The characters are unapologetic caricatures with just enough resemblance to real people to keep me interested.

In Sick Puppy one of the evil ones is a lobbyist who gets paid to clear the way for rich guys who want to get richer by using politicians to help them rip off the public a...more
Lionel Valdellon
The book is about the angry antics of a millionaire eco-terrorist named Twilly, who follows a litterbug throwing trash out of his car while on the highway. The litterbug named Stoat is actually a corrupt lobbyist brokering deals for corrupt politicians and real estate moguls. When Twilly kidnaps Stoat’s black labrador (the sick puppy of the title) and eventually Stoat’s wife Desie, the mayhem begins. A multi-million-dollar real estate deal is endangered, bringing into play various goons of the b...more
Dana
When Twilly Spree, an environmental terrorist and financially independent, sees Palmer Stoat throw trash out of his car window on the freeway, he is on his tail seeking revenge. Stoat is a political fixer involved with all sorts of characters: Dick Artemus, ex-car salesman, now governor; Robert Clapley, a crooked land developer with an unhealthy interest in Barbie dolls; and his goon, Mr. Gash, who plays his favorite 911 compilations in the tape deck.

Twilly, after filling Stoat's car with dung b...more
Mike
Sick Puppy is the second Hiaasen novel I’ve read. 3 Stars of great fun. He isn’t often laugh out loud funny but he keeps you smiling throughout. His love for Florida and his passion for minimizing environmental impact by civilization are on full display here. He uses caricatures for his characters. But they are so good. The wacko environmentalist, the cynical Democrat, the smarmy, unserious Republican, the sleazy lobbyist, the slimy ex-smuggler now real-estate developer, thugs, etc all keep you...more
J.T. Therrien
Laugh out loud funny!

The best reason I enjoy reading Carl Hiaasen novels is because I will never be able to conceive of plots (and characters) such as his.

In Sick Puppy he has... let me see if I can recall most of these characters: a prostitute whose clients are Republicans, a self-sufficient eco-terrorist, a slob lobbyist/big game hunter, a rogue former Florida Governor, a killer with a 9-1-1 call fetish (among several other fetishes), a black Labrador (one of the Sick Puppies alluded to in the...more
Juliana
Carl Hiaasen is a master of sentence, character and humor of the absurd.

Case in point, this little bit taken from Sick Puppy:

"The killer had a vain streak when it came to his physique. He was driven to take measures that artificially streamlined his midsection, which in recent years had shown signs of incipient tubbiness--an unnerving development that Mr. Gash bitterly blamed on the dull sedentary life of a a hit man. It was an occupation that neither required nor allowed much physical exercise...more
D.L. Williams
Sick Puppy: another great read from Carl Hiaasen. Wonderful, quirky, Florida characters. This main character is another that wants to save Florida from litterbugs and land barons. He kidnaps a dog, doesn’t kidnap someones wife (she goes along on her own) and is matched up with an ex-Governer who has gone wild and lives in the wild swamps. Great fun, great writer.
Sasha
If you're a nature lover and you haven't read any Carl Hiaasen books, Shame On You. Sick Puppy is not a book with characters a reader falls in love with, it is a book where the principle of things is more important.

The book has it all: An eccentric millionaire who doesn't like littering, a bored and attractive wife who falls in love with her husband's nemesis, an island that needs saving and a crazy ex-governor who features in most of Hiaasen's books.

Of course, it involves much much more in te...more
Michael
"Sick Puppy" is a novel about greedy politicians and builders who are destroying Florida's beauty. It's packed with colorful characters and wacky incidents.

Twilly Spree is a wealthy environmentalist who is trying to stop a development from bulldozing the trees and killing the animals on a Florida island. The project is designed to enrich a builder who contributed to the governor's campaign, as well as benefiting a lobyest who is trying to set up the deal.

The characters are richly drawn and easy...more
Judy
This was a very very fun read. I was thoroughly entertained. It's a satirical look at politicians and life in Florida. One of my favorite characters is a champion of the environment. Twilly is seemingly a sociopath who gets very irritated by any that would take for granted Florida's beautiful wetlands and coasts. He loves to teach lessons to litterbugs and will stop at nothing to get his point across. All of the characters are heavily flawed and the situations they find themselves in are absurd....more
Jaime
This was definitely not my favorite Carl Hiaasen. Twilly comes off as a spoiled rich brat who feels justified destroying things when he doesn’t like something, and he really doesn’t grow at all by the end of the book. The “big game hunting” made me sick to my stomach. There was too much death. The only remotely likable character in the book was Desie, and she was just window dressing. I barely talked myself into finishing this one. If this had been the first Hiaasen I read, I would never read an...more
Lori (Lara Britt) Sailiata
Came by this book as a "Random Act of Nancy," my then-teenaged girls term for media packages that mysteriously appear from Amazon.com. I felt that it was funny without losing its environmental message. It moves quickly with a cast of quirky characters that are surprisingly believable. My copy was lost as it went viral among my teens and their friends.
Jonathan
Nov 21, 2008 Jonathan rated it 1 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition Recommends it for: people sporting Carl Hiaasen tattoos/members of the church of Carl Hiaasen, or Carl's mother
I picked up a couple of thrift-store Hiaasen novels recently, to give good old Carl another try. I had read a few of his books back in high school, and I thought they were good. This book however, is really bad. That's about all I have to say, except for "don't read this."
Jeffrey
This is the second Hiaasen book I've read ("Bad Monkey" was the first). With just two of his books under my belt (what a weird figure of speech/metaphor...), I can see that Hiaasen is most comfortable working within a specific formula: a main character with a tendency to pull crazy shenanigans, a story set in Florida, a cast of characters with all sorts of crazy mannerisms and obsessions. For now, I'm okay with Hiaasen's books sticking to that formula, because both stories I've read worked for m...more
Carmen
Ok, I know I am a sick puppy but I really liked this. Sometimes you just need a trashy, funny, raw book with crazy as hell characters in crazy as hell situations.
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Carl Hiaasen was born and raised in Florida, where he still lives with his family. After graduating from the University of Florida, he began writing for the Miami Herald. As a journalist and author, Carl has spend most of his life advocating the protection of the Florida Everglades. He and his family still live southern Florida.
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