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The Witch's Guide to Cooking with Children (UNITED STATES OF GRIMM series by Keith McGowan #1)

3.4  ·  Rating Details ·  815 Ratings  ·  220 Reviews
When Sol and Connie Blink move to Grand Creek, one of the first people to welcome them is an odd older woman, Fay Holaderry, and her friendly dog, Swift, who carries a very strange bone in his mouth. Sol knows a lot more than the average eleven-year-old, so when he identifies the bone as a human femur, he and Connie begin to wonder if their new neighbor is up to no good. I ...more
Paperback, 192 pages
Published July 19th 2011 by Square Fish (first published August 1st 2009)
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What if the witch from Hansel and Gretel did not die in the oven? What if she's now an ordinary old woman, living in a suburb (which was once a deep wood) with her little dog Swift, who is carrying a bone in his mouth that eleven-year old Sol identifies as a human femur? Sol and his younger sister have an oddly indifferent father and a not-really-very-nice step-mother, but surely that's just coincidence. A creepy retelling of the fairy tale, with parts told from the witch's point of view. Bonus ...more
SheriC (Portable Magic)
This is a revision of Hansel and Gretel, in a modern setting. A brother and sister fight off the witch who eats children. The witch no longer lives in a gingerbread house in the woods. Her woods have all be cut down and the city has grown up around it, so she now lives in an apartment building and accepts donations of from parents who are annoyed by their children. It’s a cute idea, but the story is a little muddled by seemingly pointless additional characters and the writing is not terribly eng ...more
 Danielle The Book Huntress (Back to the Books)
I picked this up because it was recommended to readers who enjoyed A Tale Dark & Grimm on Amazon. I loved the humor and the quirky twist on the fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel in A Tale Dark and Grimm, and I just plain love fairy tales, so I am looking for innovative, interesting retellings of these classic stories. I'm glad my library had this on audio. It was a fun and quick read, about 3 hours (It took me longer because I listened in spurts).

Initially, I was very drawn in. The characters
If you like Roald Dahl's books, you'll like this one. This is a darkly hilarious story. The two kids at the center of the story were adorable, and a bit eccentric, just like every other person in the town it seemed. I was hooked from the very first page.
Aug 21, 2009 Julie rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: 2010
This book had such great potential, but I really didn't like it. First off, I am going to guess that the author did some research about air pressure, so why would he put the air pressure as station pressure rather than adjusted sea level pressure? This would be much more useful to the budding scientist. And, since Sol and Connie lived by the mountains, why was the station pressure so low? I guess this part would only bother a meteorologist. Second, I felt like the forgiveness idea was treated so ...more
Hafsah Faizal
Mar 31, 2011 Hafsah Faizal rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
This review was written by my 10 year old sister!

Eleven year-old Solomon and eight year-old Constance Blinks, Sol and Connie for short, have just moved into their new house. That's where they meet old and odd Fay Holaderry and her friendly dog Swift. Swift carries a very strange, eerie-looking bone in his mouth. At first Fay seems like a normal old woman, even if she's slightly odd, so who cares? That's before they stumble upon her diary. Can Sol and Connie figure out what old Fay Holaderry i
Dana Wright
This book is a Texas Bluebonnet and I wanted to see what everyone was talking about. It was great! A worthwhile book for my witchy fiction and nookbook collection!
F.J. Ismarianto
Hansel dan Gretel. Salah satu dongeng anak-anak terkenal dan telah sering diadaptasi ke layar lebar dan tidak sedikit "penggemarnya" membuat versi baru dari kisah yang melibatkan dua kakak adik dan seorang penyihir jahat. Salah satunya adalah buku ini...

Penyihir di Sebelah Rumah

... atau...

The Witch's Guide to Cook With Children.

Buku ini mengadaptasi dongeng Hansel dan Gretel versi Grimm Bersaudara yang terkenal suram. Kenapa suram? Sebab tak ada happy ending di dalamnya. Nah, apakah di buku ini.
Robyn Hawk
Aug 20, 2009 Robyn Hawk rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: reviews, young-adult
How can you resist - The Witch's Guide to Cooking with Children? It brings to mind the old WC Fields adage - when asked if he liked children, Fields purportedly answered, Yes - with a little mustard and relish!

All joking aside - this book is being touted as a lot of things...a modern version of the Hansel & Gretel tale, garnering comparisons to Roald Dahl's The Witches, and the tone of a Lemony Snicket narration.

The really great part is that kids will read and love it - it is a quick witty
Rachael Seow
Bukunya tipis, selesai baca seharian deh diselingi kerjaan ini-itu.

Udah lama ngga baca buku anak-anak. Ternyata seru, obat kangen akan masa kanak-kanak.

Sol itu kakak yang baik dan pintar. Sekesal-kesalnya ia pada Connie, adiknya, dia masih sayang dan mau menolongnya.

Penasaran sama lanjutannya, The Witch's Curse.

Berhubung udah janji beresin 5 buku dulu baru beli buku baru, saya kudu nahan2 diri deh.
Jun 16, 2010 Kate rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: age-middlegrade, 2010
I read a review of this at Booklist Online, and the title grabbed my attention.

The witch who eats children, made famous by the fairy tale Hansel & Gretel, is alive and well and living in a city. She's writing a book about her various modern methods of capturing children, since there are no woods anymore for parents to "lose" their children in. Some examples include dumpsters outside of movie theaters marked "Donations" and having child-hating helpers such as baby-sitters and librarians to b
Jan 14, 2010 paula rated it liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: children-s
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Sandra Stiles
I absolutely loved this book! For those of you who like the story of Hansel and Gretel, you will love this new spin on it.
The witch, Fay Holaderry has adapted her lifestyle to the present time, living like any elderly person in any community. But, looks can be deceiving.

Sol and Connie Blink have just moved to Grand Creek. They have a lovely set of parents who don't really seem to care about them. The reasons, and there are many, become clear as you read the book. Sol is a science nerd. His youn
Bryan Ball
The title and cover, I must admit, sold me on this book. What an excellent concept-- a fractured fairy tale version of Hansel and Gretel from (mostly, possibly) the witch's point of view-- the witch's modern point of view, having lived for centuries after the Hansel and Gretel encounter.

There is much charm to this book. Some particular children will be enamored with the dark, dry, very much Roald Dahl tone the narrative has. However, while this book is very much in Mr. Dahl's tradition, it do
This re-telling of Hansel and Gretel is quirky, charming and smart. Hansel and Gretel are now Connie, a bit of a trouble maker, and Sol, her science nerd older brother. Soon after their family moves to a new town, the siblings meet neighbor Fay Holaderry and her dog, Swift, who's nibbling on a bone. They immediately get creepy vibes off Holaderry and then later determine, after a trip to the library, that the bone Swift had was a human femur. While I waited to see if Connie and Sol would land in ...more
Kereeeennnnn....suka banget dengan ceritanya. Dengan didasari kisah Hensel & Gretel, petualangan Sol & Connie pun dimulai.

Dua kakak beradik ini sangat kompak, bisa dibilang saling melengkapi. Sol yang super jenius dan Connie yang cerdik dan jahil. Kekompakan yang membuat ke dua bersaudara ini berani menghadapi penyihir yang suka memakan anak kecil.

Ceritanya mengalir meskipun ada beberapa bagian yang sepertinya belum ada penyelesaiannya. So far, saya sangat menikmati membaca kisah Sol &am
Apr 08, 2011 Loki rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: book-movie
I liked the exciting parts!
I liked the end part and the middle and 4 stars for the beginning because it was only a little bit exciting at the beginning, and it was more exciting in the middle and last.
I would give it more stars but 5 is all it can go up to.
(Odin adds, "I liked the scary parts!" We've read this twice, it's a great book for Loki, who has always been fascinated with the Hansel and Gretel story. This modern day version is great.)
You know the witch from Hansel & Gretel? Well, apparently, she is alive and well, and eating children who've been dropped off by their annoyed-to-the-breaking-point parents. Sol & Connie are exceptionally clever children, though, so they just might survive.

I have a feeling this will be challenged somewhere, once upon a time. But I don't think it's really objectionable, just dark humor.
Dec 11, 2015 Guguk rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: kukis-gula-merah
Cerita anak-anak yang oke itu bikin bacanya gak kerasa~ (^ ^)

Diambil dari dongeng Hansel & Gretel, tapi dengan twist yang "kejam" (^,,^) tentang kenapa anak-anak tidak diinginkan oleh orang tuanya (^ ^;)

Aku suka bagian catatan si penyihir, yang (imho^^) justru lebih menarik daripada petualangan Sol & Connie~
Natasha North
Mar 27, 2012 Natasha North rated it really liked it  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: juvenile-fiction
I'm feeling somewhere between 3.5 - 4 stars for this one. Points for the delightfully dark tone and for clever, unflappable Sol. The illustrations were pleasing enough if you only looked at a few, as the children's expressions never really changed, whether they were in mortal danger or meeting a dog. Overall, a unique re-imagining.
This twist on the Hansel and Gretel story starts out good; unfortunately, it doesn't develop into much. I also was not happy with the fact that there were few adults to like or trust in the story; especially with a 'witch' who disposes of children around there should be many adults ready to be heroes, and there were none here. A bit of a disappointment.
Oct 13, 2011 Tara rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: middle-grade
This book was extremely clever and fun to read--my only complaint was that I wanted it to go on for much longer! Anyone who is a fan of Roald Dahl or Lemony Snicket would love it. I look forward to reading the continuing adventures of Sol and Connie as soon as the next book comes out.
Dec 08, 2011 Colette rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
I love children. Eating them that is! has to be my all time favorite first line of a book, chapter, what ever. It is wonderful to read excerpts of this book aloud to children! This book will not disappoint!
Mrs. Atterberry
Sep 12, 2011 Mrs. Atterberry rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This clever book keeps you on your toes until the end. I love that you get to know what the witch is thinking, too.
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Sep 16, 2011 Adison rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
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AGM Libraryscience
loved Fay Holaderry's journal entries where she states why she finds herself "cooking with children"
Sep 22, 2011 Joseph rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
This was an excellent book. I loved it. This book is very fast paced and if you think it is like Hansel and Grettel, then you are very wrong.
Courtney Johnson
I loved this book. It's a re-telling of the classic Hansel and Gretel. It is really short and funny. I loved it!
Mar 12, 2011 Norma rated it it was amazing  ·  review of another edition
A wonderful children's book based on the Hansel and Gretal storyline. On 2011 Bluebonnet list.
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