Die Kannibalen von Candyland
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Die Kannibalen von Candyland

3.92 of 5 stars 3.92  ·  rating details  ·  455 ratings  ·  73 reviews
There exists a race of cannibals who are made out of candy. They live in an underground world filled with lollipop forests and gumdrop goblins. During the day, while you are away at work, they come above ground and prowl our streets for food. Their prey: your children. They lure young boys and girls to them with their sweet scent and bright colorful candy coating, then rip...more
Published September 22nd 2010 by Festa Verlag (first published August 28th 2009)
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Anthony Chavez
I believe this is the 7th novella by the bizarro master Carlton Mellick III (CM3) I have reviewed. This was a good solid read, longer then his usual 80-120 page read, this one keeps you engaged clocking in at 151 pages.

After reading much of Mellick's work, I am constantly amazed by his ability to churn out uniquely strange stories without repeating himself. Personally, I would like to "Being John Malkovich" his mind and see things through Mellick colored glasses, I'm sure I would be frightened,...more
Bob Milne
Sometimes you want to sit down and savour a literary meal, to indulge yourself in a four-course door-stopper of a novel that leaves you feeling comfortably bloated at satiated at the end. Then again, sometimes you just want to grab a narrative snack, to guiltily devour the sugary goodness of a candy-coated novella, preferably one that leaves you feeling just a little bit sick as you force down that last bite.

The Cannibals of Candyland is that perfect candy-coated treat.

Here we have an entire rac...more
Douglas Hackle
Candy-coated, blood-drenched fun!

Sure, that was a lame thing to type, but I couldn't resist.

As a satircal piece, The Cannibals of Candyland targets dominant/submissive gender dynamics observed in the old-fashioned model of married couples raising children. Jujy, the freaky candy woman wonderfully pictured on the book's front cover, functions both as a monstrous antagonist and as a sort of maternal-paternal figure in this nicely paced, f*cked-up little bizarro story. As a maternal figure, Jujy's...more
David Barbee
Almost all you need to know about Cannibals of Candyland is in its title. Carlton Mellick III took a weird and interesting title and absolutely ran with it here. It seems like a simple concept at first, but Mellick pushes it into brave new territory. It’s fun because it lets us see what a Candyland world and its people would be like. Then there’s the “Cannibal” part of the concept, and Mellick doesn’t hold back on that, either.

Franklin Pierce (named after one of our worst presidents), is another...more
Being a clown made of candy is about to take on a whole new meaning.

Franklin is a man with an obsession. He watched his siblings die at the hand of a woman made of candy when he was very young. Since then, he has been obsessed with finding these candy people and proving to the world that they exist. He should have been careful what he wished for.

The Cannibals of Candyland by Carlton Mellick III is a dark fantasy that's bittersweet. After reading a couple of other books by Mellick, I had a pretty...more
Donald Gorman
this is the first book I read from this mellick dude, who was recommended to me by a friend. i was surprised at how well-written it was. simple prose with the sledge-hammer delicacy that reminded me of the late richard brautigan...sort of 'in-your-face-but-not-really'. seriously, his style is casual and laid back, but it gets harsh when it needs to be. he can get vivid when describing a cannibal eating a person alive, but he knows when to put down the dagger and pick up the quill. gruesome or in...more
This book was a very tasty treat if i say so myself. I wasn't sure what to expect, as i am new to bizarro fiction, but I was very pleasantly surprised. I wanted so badly to finish this in one night as it had me glued to every page as if it were made of candy itself. I've never been so enthralled or overtaken by a book. The sad part was that it was much too short. I would love to read a full length novel about these candy people. Their world was very intriguing, and especially their laws and how...more
Stefanie Von Guest
Apr 21, 2013 Stefanie Von Guest rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Horror lovers, Bizarro fans
Recommended to Stefanie Von by: Amazon
I came across this book at random on Amazon. It took ages for it to be delivered here in the UK but it was well worth the wait. I had not read any Bizarro fiction before this and didn't even know it existed. It was this book that started it all for me. I fell in love with the amusing opening paragraph about how " Red" is such an amazing colour and the personalities of the characters made it impossible for me to put the book down. I finished it in about 3-4 days. Instantly this book became one of...more
CNA Angel
Loved this book! Even though the story was completely bizarre it was fun and interesting from beginning to end.
Franklin and Jujy's sexual encounters blew my mind! Really nutty. Or should I say sweet and tasty since she is made of candy.
Looking forward to reading more of Carlton Mellicks work.
****Really 4 1/2 stars****
Super fast and fun read...not quite as crazy as I was expecting, but it was still a perfect way to pass a blustering cold night! And, honestly, I'm glad it wasn't 'weirder.' Some stuff outta the Bizarro genre tries soooo hard to be as far 'out there' as possible, and the result is a big pile of SUCK! Not this one, though! I loved the descriptions and I think the very first chapter (in which we are told what Franklin hates, loves, and is afraid of) is one of my favorites...more
Joshua Keezer
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Melissa Bennett
This is my first journey into the Bizarro world and it won't be my last. The awesome artwork on the cover of this book is what drew me to it.
This story is about Franklin. A quite "odd" man who life was changed when he saw his siblings eaten by the candy people. Little did we know that during the day the candy people come out to lure children with their sweet smell and then they eat them. Franklin has spent his life looking for these candy people so he can once and for all prove that they exist...more
“Wouldn’t you love to see your mate enjoying your flavor? Wouldn’t that make you feel like you taste really good?” “I don’t care if I taste good,” he says. “But everybody wants to taste good.” “Humans don’t.” “Then how do humans show their affection for each other?” “They tell them, I guess.” “That doesn’t sound very intimate.” Jujy looks at the ground and frowns, as if she feels sorry for Franklin because he’s a human.
Christy Stewart
I was expecting and hoping a for a story within the Candyland mythos but Mellick created an original culture based on the idea of candy people.

Really cute and violent. A Bizarro beach read.
Mike Maski
Wow. This was a good choice as an introduction to Mellick's books. This book is not based on the Candyland game, it's even better. I wish they would create a game based on this book!
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Andrea Santucci
Ecco un libro che mi sa che non mi scorderò tanto facilmente. La storia di un uomo vestito di rosso che ha votato la sua vita a provare l'esistenza e poi eliminare i temibili candymen, mostri con denti aguzzi, artigli affilati e il corpo completamente composto da caramelle.

Mi è piaciuto su svariati livelli. Primo e più importante (anzi, imprescindibile), la storia in sé. Indubbiamente divertente, coinvolgente, curiosa, bizzarra ai limiti del cattivo gusto, ma anche brutta e cattiva.

Poi anche pe...more
Rebecca Brock
To be honest, I wasn't sure about this book. I'd stumbled across it while looking for other things, and while the cover was eye-catching and the title is unavoidably cool, I wasn't sure if it would be my "thing." I'd never read bizarro fiction before and didn't think it was my cup o'tea.

But anyway, I gave in and downloaded this one for my Kindle and it sat there for a few months while I went through my "read only true crime/read only biographies/read only nonfiction" phases. Last night, bored wi...more
I placed this book in my to-read shelf at goodreads.com. I loved the cover art and the whole premise of the story itself. I was actually waiting for it to become available for my Nook Color. After having waited nearly a year, I gave in and finally just bought the paperback. I am so happy I did!

I thoroughly enjoyed the silliness and horrifying aspects of this book. Mellick took an idea from a board game we all know and twisted it into a sickening adult read. I must add that there are no character...more
The descriptions of the candy people are very interesting. I enjoyed reading the different ways the author used candy – both as the chief component of the Candy people’s bodies and as the main feature in their world. The descriptions often got very gory and made me pause for a few minutes (such a wuss!). That didn’t stop me for long because I devoured this in just a few hours. I found it refreshing, since I’ve never read anything this messed up. Don’t get me wrong. I’ve read some strange things,...more
Mar 01, 2011 Alex rated it 5 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommends it for: Board gamers, candy addicts, vores
Man do I love Mellick's endings. Dude is amazing at endings! Okay so this book is probably the scariest most disturbing book I've ever read. I don't read much horror beyond Lovecraft stuff and my encounters with disturbing fiction have been limited mostly to the bizarro genre, but I think I know fucked up when I see it and this is it. It's glorious. It made my skin crawl and my bile rise and boy, that was really awesome.

Mellick also has a talent for making me care deeply about characters no matt...more
William M.

Author Carlton Mellick has once again delivered with The Cannibals Of Candyland. This is a completely original, sexually twisted, no-holds-barred tale as only Bizarro genre leader Mellick can write. He has more ideas in a single chapter than many novels have in its entirety. Each character is so unique in Mellick’s fresh landscape you can’t help but be swept away into his seductively dangerous world. It was like stepping into a macabre Willy Wonka nightmare.

Each book I read by Me...more
What a treat! When i started it, that was a few hours ago, i couldn't put it down! I needed something to wash out the bitter and sour taste that the previous book i was reading had left me, and The Cannibals of Candyland was the perfect remedy!
In the twisted universe that Carlton Mellic III created, we find Franklin Pierce a rather miserable guy with two wives (actually he has one wife the other is his mother in law) who hates almost everything. But he mostly hates candy people, 'cause when he w...more
Tabitha (Pabkins)
I bought this book because of the author's note, the cover and the crazy storyline. This is the first "bizarro" book I've read. I wouldn't mind reading other bizarro books as it was definitely an interesting ride.

I found the story entertaining but not fulfilling. I won't read it again but I did enjoy reading it.

If you want to take a crazy trip into cannibal candyland and you like the idea of the story I definitely recommend reading it because I did get a few good chuckles out of it.
Paul Eckert
I’ve shied away from reading Mellick’s work ever since I read Satan Burger many years ago. Maybe he’s become a better storyteller, or maybe I’m finally at a point in life where I can appreciate bizarre fiction, but The Cannibals of Candyland made me a believer in Mellick and his brand of bizarre storytelling.

There are rumors of candy people in existence, and Franklin wants to kill them. Many years ago as a child he watched his siblings be murdered by one of them, a woman with cotton candy hair,...more
I gave this 3 stars simply compared to Mellick's other books. Also, I wanted to really know more about the world that he created. I think he did a better job in Sausagey Santa in really bringing a colorful bizarro world to life. However, this shouldn't deter you from reading it. It's pretty entertaining and twisted. Worth reading.

Kevin Shaw
Just what I needed to read when I needed to read it. Perverse, absurd and a bit violent. The ending is not the best but I may feel that way due to the fact I enjoyed the ride so much.

I'm going to give this author and the genre a closer look.
Zoe-Lou Carne
I really enjoyed reading this. It's my first Bizarro book. The story was just kind of my thing! I do wish it had been longer though, or even have a sequel. Over all I loved this book and I'll be recommending it to people indefinitely.
I thoroughly enjoyed this disturbing book. It does lend itself to a sequel....but I'm just wondering how much more fucked up this could get.
I loved this book! Carlton Mellick is amazing & i'm always so happy when i read his books:)
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Carlton Mellick III (July 2, 1977, Phoenix, Arizona) is an American author currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He calls his style of writing "avant-punk," and is currently one of the leading authors in the recent 'Bizarro' movement in underground literature[citation needed] with Steve Aylett, Chris Genoa and D. Harlan Wilson.

Mellick's work has been described as a combination of trashy schlock...more
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