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Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy

by Bradley Sands (Goodreads Author)

3.55 of 5 stars 3.55 · rating details · 95 ratings · 37 reviews

Bizarro humorist Bradley Sands returns with one of the strangest, most hilarious collections of the year.In Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, the pope gets sued, a headless man falls in love with a bowl of rice, and architects dismantle the earth. A war breaks out over greeting cards. A suicidal amputee tries to kill himself. William S. Burroughs becomes an amateur archaeologist a...more

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Published September 30th 2010 by Eraserhead Press

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Jul 03, 2011 Dan Schwent rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro, 2011, books-by-authors-i-have-interviewed, great-titles, i-hate-short-stories

Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is a collection of flash fiction and prose poems by Bradley Sands.

Life is full of oddities. For instance, I like hot tea but hate iced tea. I like cooked cauliflower but dislike raw cauliflower. And I hate short stories but it turns out that I enjoy flash fiction quite a bit.

Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, along with having one of my favorite titles of all time, was a great read. All of the stories are delightfully strange and the perfect length for what they are. A man shows...more

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Apr 10, 2013 Marcus rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: best-of-bizarro

This fella can write.

He does a nice homage to some of the Alt Lit crowd. Tao Lin with an ape flavoured smoothy. And Sam Pink too. And he uses the stylistic devices of both Sam Pink and Tao Lin in these stories and some others. Brilliantly done.

There is a lot of social satire here. Richard Brautigan comes to mind. And also some stellar surrealism in the form of an almost joke (the poetry of Zachary Schomburg comes to mind). I find the work political in the best sense. The most powerful kind. In...more

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Jul 01, 2011 Anita Dalton rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro, fiction, short-story-collection, books-we-own

My favorite story in this collection is “Invincible.” Beware, I am going to be spoiling the hell out of this story, so skip if you need to. This story is about a character called “the boy.” He is a stuttering child and is selling lemonade at a stand in his yard, making some money. Then come two neighborhood toughs:

Billy and Jack come down the street in fine Italian suits. The boy does not like Billy and Jack. They are bullies.

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Jack removes a Tommy Gun from his pants, which contain an inte...more My favorite story in this collection is “Invincible.” Beware, I am going to be spoiling the hell out of this story, so skip if you need to. This story is about a character called “the boy.” He is a stuttering child and is selling lemonade at a stand in his yard, making some money. Then come two neighborhood toughs:

Billy and Jack come down the street in fine Italian suits. The boy does not like Billy and Jack. They are bullies.

[...]

Jack removes a Tommy Gun from his pants, which contain an interdimensional dimension transcending time and space. He pours the lemonade on the sidewalk… slowly. “Faggot,” he says, “You’re cutting into our business, faggot. Go inside and stay there, faggot, unless you wanna be filled full of holes and eaten like Swiss cheese.”

The threats make Billy cry. His mother hears him and comes out to see what is happening:

Rata tat tat. Jack shoots the mother in the chest with his Tommy Gun.

She is not bothered by the bullets. She is unfazed.

Mothers are indestructible.

This is one of those times when bizarro may seem loony but really isn’t. This story is utterly perfect in depicting a common scene of bullying and the way a loved and protected child sees a parent. The bullies are so terrifying they resemble mafia hoods to the boy, and their guns may be toys but the menace Billy and Jack offer makes time seem like it is standing still, like time and space have ceased to exist. All there is is the fear and terror in that moment. But then comes the mother, who never speaks, only making guttural sounds as she protects her son, sounds that in turn terrify Billy and Jack. They run away and she takes her sad son into the house where it is safe from bullies.

Even though it uses the often strange narrative style found in Sands’ tales that are absurdist, it would be hard to find a story that depicts better the vulnerability of an atypical child at the hands of bullies and the way that a fierce mother can vanquish all foes. This story amazingly captures the fear of being a child and universal awe of having a mother-protector. Read my entire discussion here: http://ireadoddbooks.com/sorry-i-ruin...(less)

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Dec 04, 2010 Vince Kramer rated it 5 of 5 stars

This book is so great that it must be banned because I don’t think the world is ready for it. Ever see those old movies where the government imprisons writers? One of them would have to be Bradley Sands, chained to a wall being starved to death, rambling on about Bizarro fiction, and his wild and far-fetched escape plan. Meanwhile, the book would be so underground that the penalty for having one in your possession would sign your death warrant. You’d have to buy copies off a toothless street ped...more This book is so great that it must be banned because I don’t think the world is ready for it. Ever see those old movies where the government imprisons writers? One of them would have to be Bradley Sands, chained to a wall being starved to death, rambling on about Bizarro fiction, and his wild and far-fetched escape plan. Meanwhile, the book would be so underground that the penalty for having one in your possession would sign your death warrant. You’d have to buy copies off a toothless street peddler after midnight while wearing a disguise. And trust me, it would be worth it.

Bradley Sands’ writing style is so excruciatingly witty and entertaining. There’s something on almost every page that brutalized me with laughing fits. (And then terrible coughing ones.) The stories of Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy can sometimes seem to read like a stream-of-consciousness outflow reminiscent of the most bizarre and obscure dreams you’ve ever had. You know, the INTERESTING ones. There was one page I got to which immediately hit in me in the head with a 20-year-old dream I had forgotten. The whole thing just came back flooding back to me. It was so exciting because it was like – “WOAH, I’ve HAD this dream!” I don’t think an author has ever done that to me before. That was way too awesome. And like I kind of said, if someone like the Pope read this and had the same experience Bradley Sands would immediately be arrested for witchcraft.

And speaking of the POPE – one of my favorite stories in the book involves him called “Bread and Body of Christ”. A lawyer sues him for false advertising when a DNA test proves that the wine and bread offered in communion is not actually Christ’s flesh and blood. That’s like the funniest thing I’ve EVER HEARD. Another story reveals that William Shakespeare didn’t write any of the works of William Shakespeare, but Leatherface did, because he killed William Shakespeare and wore his face. Nothing’s funnier than a Shakespeare fan turning to Leatherface and telling him how much he likes his work, and then being ripped apart by a chainsaw. That ruled! (And I hate Shakespeare, so thank you very much for making fun of him.)

Other highlights – a story where babies are on a restaurant menu for exactly $26.99, one where a cat patents an invention that scares away ghosts, which makes him a millionaire, Adolf Hitler retiring to Boca Rotan only to be killed by an angry mob of senior citizens, a couple trying to pass off their laundry room as a fourth bedroom in their house while selling it, and the crawlspace in there takes 30 years to reach the end of, a story where a mountain gets prepared to hike up Bradley Sands, but is disappointed when he finds out the man is too small for a mountain to climb, and a story that tells you how to get beautiful women in bed. If you want to know, then please buy this book to find out. (Hint: BLOOD SACRIFICES!)

*The book also has a helpful “Table of Contents” page so that when you want to read a particular story there’s a page number for it so you can find it faster. Call me crazy, but I think this could catch on.
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Nov 30, 2010 Liske rated it 3 of 5 stars

You’ve probably wondered what it would feel like to get into someone else’s head, right?

And if you ever had to get lost in another person’s thoughts, I’d wager that you’d never find your way out of those of Bradley Sands…

…because with every twist and turn, this author delves further into the bizarre.

Having read Sands’ latest offering of all things mind-blowing and unsettling and perplexing and absolutely bizarro, I feel a bit... disoriented(?). ‘Strange’ is a word that doesn’t quite cover it, an...more You’ve probably wondered what it would feel like to get into someone else’s head, right?

And if you ever had to get lost in another person’s thoughts, I’d wager that you’d never find your way out of those of Bradley Sands…

…because with every twist and turn, this author delves further into the bizarre.

Having read Sands’ latest offering of all things mind-blowing and unsettling and perplexing and absolutely bizarro, I feel a bit... disoriented(?). ‘Strange’ is a word that doesn’t quite cover it, and if things that seem disjointed or unrelated aren’t your cup of tea, then I wouldn’t recommend this book. I’m sure it’ll make your logical mind bleed while screaming a silent ‘no no no’ in the deepest recesses of human rationality.

That said, I quite enjoyed it – even if a lot of things didn’t make sense to me.

[There’s only a scarce chance that I’d put down a book without finishing it, anyway.]

From time travelling giraffes, lunch with Hitler, the mountain attempting to climb the man and Hallmark cards gone terribly awry, this short story collection spews up imagery and prose (with long descriptive story titles) in both long and short bursts – like a spastic volcano or faulty (and jaunty, I might add) kitchen tap.

Readers of Afrikaans literature might be able to draw a comparison with some of the works of Breyten Breytenbach, though his writings seem to make far more sense than what truly bizarre fiction has to offer. I suppose it is this correlation that ‘stopped’ me from rejecting Sands’ work and sending the PDF to the unknown depths of the Deleted Items receptacle.

My ‘favourite’ story, only one page long, has to be “The Ghost Parade” – the man’s cat ‘saves’ him and becomes a multi-millionaire, so taking into account that I am a cat lover, there’s no question why this tale of the surreal and warped should stand out above the rest for me.

Though I do not feel myself to be much of a critic and thus find myself unable to truly rate fiction – writers know how this feels, since the fear of your own work being rejected always seems to come into play here – but I will say that lovers of bizarre literature will be clapping their hands in apparent glee once they get their hands on SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY.

Sometimes a man in a bear costume isn’t just a man in a bear costume…(less)

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Mar 23, 2012 Greg rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: fiction, short-stories, lazy-fascist

It is the first day of spring, the way when the men of the village make their blood sacrifices for the upcoming year. Blood sacrifices so they'll have good luck with the women of the village. Blood sacrifices so they'll have many opportunities to fuck lots of hot chicks.

I had some other passages 'highlighted' in my Nook version of this book, but when an updated happened to the software it seems like my 'highlights' got lost. This one isn't so good, but it made me chuckle a little. You know what...more

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Aug 08, 2012 Douglas Hackle rated it 3 of 5 stars

3.5 stars.

I like weird fiction that pushes the boundaries of weird. However, and this is simply a matter of personal aesthetics, I also tend to like weird fiction that pours on the bizarre heavily while still including at least vaguely discernible elements of traditional fiction writing--things like plotting, characterization, theme, denouements, etc. I find that, by virtue of juxtaposition and contrast, the presence of such traditional story elements usually enhances the bizarre content that th...more 3.5 stars.

I like weird fiction that pushes the boundaries of weird. However, and this is simply a matter of personal aesthetics, I also tend to like weird fiction that pours on the bizarre heavily while still including at least vaguely discernible elements of traditional fiction writing--things like plotting, characterization, theme, denouements, etc. I find that, by virtue of juxtaposition and contrast, the presence of such traditional story elements usually enhances the bizarre content that those elements underpin.

Overall, the stories in Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy completely abandon such traditional writing devices, each piece painting a disorienting little picture of absurdity and leaving the reader with little to grab on to in the way of plot or character or even theme. About a third of the way in, I realized I was waiting for this consistent style to change somehow, for the author to switch it up a little by throwing something stylistically different into the mix, preferably something with more of a storytelling-narrative kind of vibe to it. It was also at this time that I realized if I continued to wait for this to happen, I’d be one waitin’-ass, sorry motherfucker.

So I stopped waiting for Sands to write what I wanted to read, and instead embraced what he’d written, gave in to the wordplay, the non sequiturs, the illogicality, the madness in the minimalist prose, and the time traveling giraffe who can’t actually travel through time. The result: I enjoyed reading the remainder of the book and ended up returning to the first third to reread a couple of the stories.

There's some really good short-form bizarro tales and poems in this collection, and a number of the stories had me laughing out loud. Favorites include “Seth Shultz,” “A Suicidal Amputee . . .,” “Debunking the Bard,” “The Lunch Date,” “The Study,” “Scenes From the Life of a Greeting Card Designer,” “The Time Traveling Giraffe is on Fire,” "Invincible," and last but not least, “Crawling Over Fifty Pussies to Get One Fat Boy’s Asshole.”

(Might have given this one 4 stars, but the book failed miserably as the faithful Tucker Max-inspired "fratire" that it claims to be, compelling me to deduct half a star.)(less)

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Jun 23, 2011 Jay Slayton-Joslin rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: authors-i-ve-interviewed

Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is by far the best collection of short stories I have read. Sands clearly establishes the Bizarro genre for those not familiar with it, and must seem equally delight for those who know it.

This book is the second book that has made me laugh out loud on a regular basis, the other being Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You, by Sands also. Even the poems are fantastic. Sands tiptoes the line between completely bizarre yet every story has an underlying theme that stops it from j...more

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Feb 05, 2013 Melki rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro, short-stories

When attending an orgy, it's not a bad idea to take a book along in case you get bored. This one would be a good choice, as it takes as long to read some of this flash fiction and poetry as it does for the average person to perform an average act of perversion.

Ponder, along with Cormac McCarthy, just what would come out of a house that was being walked on a leash? Urine, feces, or wood shavings? (I'm bettin' on fiberglass insulation myself.)

Cringe before the mighty chainsaw-wielding William Sha...more

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Nov 29, 2010 Johnny rated it 4 of 5 stars

While not my first foray into the world of Bizarro literature, this was the first I'd read of Bradley Sands' work, and the first collection of short and flash fiction Bizarro I've read.

My reading inclinations tend towards novels, the longer and more epic the better. I like to escape into a book, and if I can spend a week or more there, great. That being said, I am glad I strayed from my habits and gave this collection a go.

I'm still not sure, and won't be until a reread, if the pieces in this...more

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Aug 17, 2012 Lucy Furr rated it 3 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: thats-bizarro, short-story-collections

Not a bad collection of flash fiction, some of these were really funny or simply brilliant, while others made me raise an eyebrow pointedly (not necessarily a bad thing). Cormac McCarthy and The Detective were probably my two favorite pieces, with The Sloth and The Newspaper Boy, Four Answers to For Questions, One of Those Poorly Written Stories That Are Impossible to Follow Because There Are Too Many Goddamn Characters and Electronic Gaming News also deserving of high praise.

Admittedly, I woul...more

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Oct 04, 2012 Mykle added it

Recommended to Mykle by: Bradley Sands

This book is a basket of perfect gems of weirdness. It's like a fragrant weirdness bouquet, or a mouth-watering four quart bucket of fried weirdness pieces. I love it.

In this book there is a story called A SUICIDAL AMPUTEE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF BY ROLLING OFF HIS BED, DOWN THE STAIRS, THROUGH THE SCREEN DOOR, AND INTO TRAFFIC; SOME DOMINICAN KIDS POKE HIM WITH STICKS TOO, AND AN EAGLE SHITS ON HIM. That's what it's about, but I won't spoil the ending. It's beautiful. It's on page 24.

In this book...more

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Mar 06, 2012 Matthew Vaughn rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro, 2012, reviewed

Reading this collection of short stories I found out that I’m not a very big fan of really short stories. I like a lot of flash fiction, but the short short fiction, or micro fiction or whatever just doesn’t do it for me. That doesn’t mean that I disliked this book, there are a lot of good stories in it. This just wasn’t my most favorite story collection I’ve read. I’m definitely not knocking the quality of the book. Bradley Sands is a fantastic writer and has crafted some really good stories he...more

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Apr 14, 2013 J.W. Wargo rated it 4 of 5 stars

Bradley Sands has crafted a book of Bizarro flash fiction that, like a buzzkiller showing up at your group sex party, is rude and off kilter. Some of the pieces are stories, others poems, and a few ride that line between the two. Sands spares no one in his onslaught against sanity. Ripping up characters into flecks of their original selves. He presents new perspectives like they're totally obvious, and doesn't bat an eye at convention. Every story ends when it should, that is to say abruptly and...more

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Mar 27, 2012 NumberLord rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro

My rating: 3.86 stars

This is a collection of flash fiction (and some other stuff, but mostly not) from the unbounded mind of Bradley Sands. Some standouts:

Seth Schultz - in which Seth Schultz ruins an orgy by wearing a bear costume and ripping someone's throat out.

Refrain - in which Sands goes to great length to explain how the story did not happen.

The Attic - where dad's backup family lives.

A Suicidal Amputee Tries to Kill Himself by Rolling Off His Bed, Down the Stairs, Through the Screen Doo...more

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Mar 13, 2012 NJMetal rated it 1 of 5 stars

Shelves: incomplete

This book hold a very special place in the history of my reading life, it is the first book I have ever put down part way through never to read further on. It's rare that I read something I find bad. I've always, as a matter of personal policy, slogged my way through some pretty loathsome stories. SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY by Bradley Sands was just unreadable to me. I had to put it down about a quarter of the way through.

Essential this is a collection of Bizarro Flash Fiction. The fiction is very...more

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Dec 18, 2010 Caris rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro, 2010

I was lucky enough to see Bradley Sands do a reading from this book back in November. He looked a lot like an insane Shel Silverstein trying to tear a book apart with his eyes. That evening, he read a piece (one of my favorites from this collection) called “A Suicidal Amputee Tries to Kill Himself by Rolling Off His Bed, Down the Stairs, Through the Screen Door, and Into Traffic; Some Dominican Kids Poke Him With Sticks Too, and an Eagle and an Eagle Shits on Him.” And, yes, it is every bit as a...more

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Jul 13, 2012 Scott Emerson rated it 3 of 5 stars

I really enjoyed this collection of surreal snippets, but SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY might fall under the "Advanced Studies" section in the bizarro genre. Casual readers or those dipping their toes into the bizarro waters may be off-put by Bradley Sands' Dali-esque snapshots of the absurd, at least at first, but with an open mind and a warped sense of humor most readers should find the book a strange but rewarding literary adventure. Most stories barely qualify as flash fiction--some running as sh...more

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Nov 24, 2010 Jason Armstrong rated it 5 of 5 stars

Why are you reading this review? Based on the title alone you should have bought it already. If that's not enough for you I don't know what to say.

How about this? Dinosaurs, game shows, Everybody Loves Raymond, amputees, break dancing, chainsaw massacres, genocide and video games.

Oh my god, what more could you want? If that isn't enough to make you want to read this book then I just feel sorry for you.

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Jan 11, 2011 Kris Saknussemm rated it 4 of 5 stars

Highly recommended. Sands is part of a larger movement of young, exuberant iconoclasts who are reclaiming fiction in irrevent, ridiculous and very inventive ways. I would put this up with the work of Kevin L. Donihe, and I'm pleased to see the energy and to use an old Henry Miller word, the joy. Mischievous, perverse...these authors are showing that literature can have edge again, and also be fun.

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Nov 26, 2010 Grant Wamack rated it 5 of 5 stars

Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy is a collection of short fiction,prose poems,flash fiction,and poetry from Bradley Sands.

I've read some of his longer works in the past which are good,but I definitely prefer his short work.

Each story is a delicacy, easy to eat and even easier to digest.

Be forewarned that Sands has no boundaries or limits. Be prepared to be pushed to the edge of hilarity and weirdness.

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Nov 22, 2010 FabulousRaye rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: 2010, books-i-own, ebooks

I really enjoy Bradley Sands' work. He's definitely in my top 5 favorite Bizarro authors. He's like the bearded, author version of Dali. His writing is fabulously absurd and surreal. It's fantastic to picture the stories as one reads.

I'm quite partial to variety. There were bits flash fiction, short stories, and poetry. I'm not a fan of poetry, but I rather liked the pieces in here. This was a very smart collection of stories. It goes the humorous route, instead of shocking.

(Shoot! I forgot to m...more

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Oct 21, 2012 Rob Harris rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: bizarro-fiction, paperback

A great collection of absurd short fiction that will make you laugh out loud on more than one occasion. It's perfect for the person who only has a few moments to read something each day, it's perfect for the person who cannot help but read for hours at a time. It's perfect for the person who reads. It's perfect for the person who doesn't even like to read.

The stories are stupid, insane, bizarre, hilarious and always short. They tap you on the shoulder and run away the other side of you as you sp...more

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May 28, 2012 Alan Clark rated it 4 of 5 stars

I like this collection, but then I'm a surrealist and nobody ever listens to surrealists. Still, you should listen to me. Pretend I'm not a surrealist. This writing is great fun and very weird.

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Feb 21, 2012 Lowell Davis rated it 1 of 5 stars · review of another edition Recommends it for: people I don't particularly care for

New entry in the top five stupidest things I've ever read. Reminds me of some people I knew in high school that tried way, way, WAY too hard to be "weird" just for the sake of being weird.

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Apr 27, 2012 Donald Armfield rated it 5 of 5 stars · review of another edition

Shelves: bizarro, ebooks-kindle, short-stories, humor

Bradley Sands is a Bizarro author with such titles; Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You, Please Don't Shoot Me In the Face. Including others. And this book of flash fiction with laughs of bizarre tales that will leave you with a taste for more.

Temporomandibular, Giraffes and a strange Lunch Date with Adolf Hitler. A Texas Cowboy, alligators in space. Is just some of the things that Sands uses to tie knots of laughter with.

All these short fiction pieces are worth a read. Some of my favorites are: Th...more

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Jan 01, 2011 Sam McCanna rated it 3 of 5 stars

Shelves: small-press-bizarro-horror-etc, books

I loved a lot of the ideas in this book... I would love to see some of them fleshed out a little more, but there were few I had complaints with.

I'm looking forward to checking out Mr. Sands' other work.

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Nov 13, 2010 Zack rated it 5 of 5 stars

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Feb 13, 2012 Peacegal rated it 4 of 5 stars

Shelves: e-books

Wow. I can't describe the content of this book other than it seems as if the author swallowed a bottle of Lexapro, chugged a gallon of Neuro Sleep, and then went to bed with some sort of dream recording device strapped to his cranium.

This is one of those books that people are either going to love or they're going to hate. There isn't much middle ground here. If you are not a fan of surrealism and (really) out-there humor, this isn't the book for you.

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Apr 04, 2011 D.J. Berndt rated it 5 of 5 stars

Shelves: 2011

SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY is a staple for any fan of the bizzaro. If you like your absurd fiction to be high on crack and also exploding, then Bradley Sands is the Moses to your Passover (I don't read the Bible much). With the awesome power of both Sam Pink and Bradley Sands, Lazy Fascist Press is keeping the flame alive for those of us who like to read what doesn't make sense (except the Bible).

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