The Dirty Parts of the Bible

The Dirty Parts of the Bible

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It's 1936, and Tobias Henry is stuck in the frozen hinterlands of Michigan. Tobias is obsessed with two things: God and girls.

Mostly girls, of course.

But being a Baptist preacher's son, he can't escape God.

When his father is blinded in a bizarre accident (involving hard cider and bird droppings), Tobias must ride the rails to Texas to recover a long-hidden stash of mone...more
Kindle Edition, 278 pages
Published January 1st 2011 by Sam Torode Books Arts (first published May 9th 2007)
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Paul
I read the book because it was well reviewed and suggested for people who enjoyed Water for Elephants and O Brother Where Art Thou, two brilliantly written works. This is not. Really, really not.

When listening to music, some people can't tell if a note is in tune or not. We call them tone deaf. Having seen so many glowing reviews of this book, I can only assume that the people giving it five stars suffer from the literary equivalent of tone deafness. It's poorly developed, badly edited, caught i...more
Linda
The tale of Sarah and Tobias from the book of Tobit in the bible is retold in a story set during the depression with a bit of native American lore added. It's about a man raised in a conservative Baptist home in Minnesota whose preacher father commits acts that he admonishes others for who is sent to his fathers family in Texas for buried treasure to save his family from poverty. The treasure he finds is the extended family he never knew, his identity, and love. It's a quick coming of age story...more
Brenda
I downloaded this book because it was a free download with good reviews. It starts out a little crass and very irreverent. I considered not finishing it because of some of the crassness (example: the protagonist admitting to masturbating) and because his thoughts of the Bible bordered on blasphemy. However, I continued and am so glad I did. You find out at the end that it is a retelling of the Book of Tobit, one of the books of the apocrypha. (You can read that online, but if you are interested...more
Becky
So clearly, the title of this book is what caught my eye, but then when I read the summary I realized it's a bit of a misleading title, but then, if it gets the author more revenue, that's the point isn't it?

Tobias is the son of a preacher man, and like many preachers kids, is having a hard time believing in everything he's been told. Tobias isn't sure religion is for him, especially his father's brand of religion - yelling and judging and all that nonsense. Then, after Tobias' father accidental...more
Robert Slaven
Some books, like this one, you buy for exactly two reasons. Firstly, it bears an intriguing title. Secondly, it is free. In fact, even now it's free to download on Amazon. So go forth and "purchase" it. I'll wait here.

From a strictly stylistic viewpoint the book is exceedingly simple and readable. Many other reviewers lump it into the category of 'quick reads' and I concur with that assessment. There are a few times in which the author cobbles together a sentence that borders on the profound but...more
Peter Boysen
As a parent of triplets who are almost teenagers, I sometimes worry that they don't have all of the information they need to make it smoothly to high school graduation -- and beyond. But then I stop and remember that my parents spent quite a bit of time giving me a lot of information that I'm sure they thought I should use. It got filed away, somewhere, and a lot of it pops into my head, now and then. A lot of the conclusions I have come to, though, I have found on my own.

My aunt posed an intere...more
Scot
Ultimately, this book was a disappointment. The author had an interesting idea: retell a love story from the book of Tobit in the Apocrypha, and set it during the Great Depression. However, the narrator’s voice and character development are both uneven, all over the place: sometimes, for instance, the narrator uses modern slang with 21st century youth attitudes about what sort of vulgar language is appropriate in polite conversation; sometimes he speaks with deep knowledge about the Bible and is...more
Ariel
Tobias Henry is a cynical preacher’s son experiencing a loss of faith and loss of direction. He is stuck in a town he doesn’t fit, in a world he doesn’t enjoy, until one day the entire universe tips upside down. When his father is blinded in a drunken accident, Tobias is sent on a mission to Texas. On the way he loses his money, meets a wanderer and gets initiated as a hobo. When he finally makes it to Texas he meets Sarah and discovers the part of the Bible he’s always missed, love.
The Dirty Pa...more
Michelle
Every once in a while, and through dozens and dozens of book flops, a reader will stumble upon a gold mine. And stumble I did!

The Dirty Parts of the Bible is a diamond that seems to be hidden from the general population of book readers and lovers! Thanks to Pixel of Ink's daily blog, I took a chance on a free little gem one day, many months ago. I honestly wasn't sure what to expect. I can't even remember if I read the description or was just enamored by the ingenious title. But there it sat on...more
Matt Schiariti
I love surprises, don't you? This book popped up on my recommended list and frankly, I got sucked in by the title so I pulled the trigger. I'm glad I did.

Don't let the name fool you. This is NOT a raunchy read in any way, shape or form. Sometimes it's a little irreverent but in a naive/innocent/young man with zero experience sort of way. And it's told in such a fun and lighthearted way that you probably won't be able to stop smiling.

Tobias Henry is about to embark on a journey, whether he wants...more
Rachel
I found this for free via Pixel of Ink. I was going to skip over it, until I saw the review comparing the story to Mark Twain and Johnny Cash. Curious, I checked out the reviews on Amazon.
Historical fiction is among my favorites, so when I read on the Amazon reviews that this was a surprisingly mild story, considering the title, about the Great Depression, I decided to give it a chance. Besides, the story was to take place in an area not far from where I grew up, and it was in a era of time that...more
Candy
I ran across this book while teaching my mother-in-law to use her new Kindle. We both found the title intriguing and laughed while reading the preview. I downloaded it back in March ($2.99) and read it this weekend while traveling.

It certainly will not go down as a masterpiece, but I found it enjoyable as a traveling companion as it was easy to put down and pick up and not taxing on the brain. The author's ending comments explaining his inspiration for the story made me want to go back to "sourc...more
Ben
I downloaded a sample of this book from the Kindle store months ago because it sounded charming and irreverent. I started reading it again this morning. I liked the first three chapters so much, I bought the ebook -didn't hurt it was only $0.99- and finished it.
There are some passages in this book that at one point convinced me this might be favorite bedtime reading with my kids some day (I'll be a weird dad, yes), but as the book progressed I felt myself losing the connection.
Around the last th...more
Cher
This little gem caught my interest from the get go. It has a unique plot line, is set in the depression era, and grabs your attention with the detailed "what it's like being a strict preacher's son" descriptions. I felt the story started very strongly but slowed down a lot with a somewhat weak ending. The beginning is filled with humor and scenes of a naive preacher's son entering the "real world" for the first time, as he tries to decipher what he really feels about religion/life/philosophy. I...more
Erika
Mar 03, 2011 Erika rated it 5 of 5 stars Recommends it for: everyone
The Dirty Parts of the Bible
Author: Sammy Torode

The Dirty Parts of the Bible is a coming of age story sent in post depression America and is centered around a young boy named Tobias. Tobias is the son a Baptist preacher from Michigan, and he only has two things on his mind God and girls.

The adventure begins when Tobias’ father is blinded in a freak accident. This causes the preacher to send 20 year old Tobias across country to his hometown of Glen Rose, Texas to find money he buried in a dry wel...more
Kat
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Sarah
Wasn't sure what I was expecting when I started this, but I didn't get it. This was a free book from Amazon's Lender Library, and it looked interesting and different from my usual choice of book, so I thought I'd check it out. It's a retelling of a story from the Bible, and after looking up the story, it follows it fairly well I guess. It still didn't feel like a very tight and cohesive book, though.

Sometimes it felt a little preachy, like the author was hitting me over the head with ideas that...more
Mscout
This was a really fun read. It has drawn a lot of comparisons to Water for Elephants but I think that's an insult to Sam Torode. I can only imagine the reason is that The Dirty Parts of the Bible is also set during the Great Depression, that parts of it also happen on a train, and the story is set in motion by an automobile accident involving the protagonist's father. The similarities end there, however.

First of all, Tobias Henry is a much more likable fellow than Jacob Jankowski on almost every...more
Visakh
I was a little bit apprehensive when I downloaded 'The Dirty Parts of the Bible' to my Kindle. I am no fan of any kind of religious fiction, but the idea of a re-telling of the story of Tobias and Sarah from The Book of Tobias appealed to me. And once I read the following conversation in the first few pages, I was completely hooked onto it.

Jesus: 'I want you to preach.'
Malachi: 'But I don't know how.'
Jesus: 'Go to the seminary.'
Malachi: 'The cemetery?'
Jesus: 'No - the seminary.'

I read the book i...more
Jessica Crowe
Fantastic book, with a lazy ending...

Torode portrayed a vivid and hilarious story until we reached the climax. At that moment, when all of the "dreams have come true" for our narrator I felt rushed to the last page. Disappointing.

I would recommend the book nonetheless. It moved me. It made me question my stance on religion, not so much my beliefs. The main character was sent on a mission, but found himself soul-searching and questioning God, but ultimately never turning his back. this back and...more
Everett Youngblood
Of the fact i got my hands on this entertaining book for free ,it is a pleasure to have it at the tip of my fingers using my kindle fire, after having my music and a couple applications uploaded i decided to look through the amazong "prime" books.

I got this book to borrow for free for being an amazon prime member , and i must say, this is a VERY entertaining book :). I can find myself bored riding on the bus to school or sitting at home.

More to the story . the book is about a hormone filled teen...more
Laura
This was a simply written book - a novel based on a story, as the author explains on the back cover. The title, of course, is what grabbed me initially, especially since this was a novel and not nonfiction.

What I found, in the end, was a sweet story - a fable really - about faith vs. unbelief, about lust vs. love, about misery vs. joy, about greed vs. contentment, and about seeing vs. SEEING. Because it is written in such simple language, the debth of the story kind of sneaks up on you. At the s...more
Chandler
What a fun book!! Like every 16 year old, Tobias Henry can't help thinking about girls. His father is a minister and Tobias starts the plot rolling with the simple act of defiance by fishing instead of going to Church Easter Sunday.

Tobias's journey begins.
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To see the world through the eyes of Tobias as he encounters hobos, prostitutes, farmers and new family is enlightening, warm and funny.

I love the allegory though through the book. When I finished this book, I felt warm and fuzzy inside lik...more
Lisa Borja
Mar 03, 2013 Lisa Borja rated it 3 of 5 stars Recommends it for: people who like"Water for Elephants"
Recommended to Lisa by: Goodreads
The title is obviously an attention-getting device, but I won't hold that against the author of what is actually a pretty squeaky clean story by today's standards. It is the re-fashioned tale of Tobit and Sarah, set in the world of the author's grandparents. It is a historical adventure story, as 19-year-old Tobias Henry gets sent to Texas by his Baptist minister father on a quest to find the father's hidden stash of money in an old well. Along the way to the Henry family farm, Tobias rides the...more
Bobbye Hudspeth
Not at ALL what I thought when I was first sent a link to download this book by a friend who said "You'll love this." I was a little startled by that suggestion, but once I started reading I realized quickly that he was indeed right. I loved it. This was a semi-finalist for Amazon's "Breakthrough Novel Award" and rightfully so. I can't wait to read more from this author. With all of the religious discussions entering even into our political arena, this was a refreshing glimpse into days past (th...more
Melissa Acuna
I really wanted to like this book far more than I did. I started it twice and stopped before finally knuckling down and reading it. After a slow start--19 year old, girl obsessed naive sons of preachers are too common and Tobias Henry is too cliched (leaves home, accidentally finds himself in a whore house but is too polite to consummate the deal--good grief), the story finally picks up when Tobias meets Craw.

Craw is an elderly hobo, who becomes a surrogate father to Toby and helps him out of ma...more
Natalee
I wish there was a way to give a half a star because this was just slightly more then three stars but not quite four. Based on Tobias and Sarah from the Book of Tobit this is a modern day retailing set in the depression ridden era of the US. I thought it interesting that the author decided to start with his mother swearing...thus throwing the story into full swing. Toby is sent to Texas to get his fathers buried fortune. But leaving Michigan is a chance for him to spread his so called "religious...more
Al
It’s no wonder Tobias feels bored, depressed, and confused. He’s stuck under his overbearing preacher Father’s thumb. Nothing in the way of job prospects since the country is still in the depression - not to mention his father’s attitudes about girls. He wants to do what’s right, but in too many instances, his Father’s bible interpretations don’t agree with what Tobias thinks the scripture really means.

The title might be off-putting to some, expecting something racier than it is. (Other’s might...more
Laura Zimmerman
The title got my attention first and then I read that people who liked "O Brother Where Art Thou" would like this book too. I was hooked. I anticipated a book of humor, oddities, Southern life, and the Bible...which I got, but it wasn't what I had hoped for.

The book starts off slowly and then makes a shift suddenly, sending the main character on a trip far from home. On this trip he encounters sights and sounds he has never experienced before and some characters who, if fully developed, could ha...more
Melissa
I didn't really know what to expect from this book going in and was quite pleasantly surprised at the insights offered by Sam Torode through the narration and story of Tobias Henry. Not only was the writing often insightful, but also full of quips and humor that made for easy and pleasurable reading.

"Down south, most places had a surplus of Baptist pastors already. Texas's main exports are cotton, oil and preachers." (pg. 6/location 61)

"The little brown Bible lay right in the middle of his seat,...more
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