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The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell

3.71 of 5 stars 3.71  ·  rating details  ·  1,473 ratings  ·  183 reviews
John Crawford joined the Florida National Guard to pay for his college tuition, willingly exchanging one weekend a month and two weeks a year for a free education. But in Autumn 2002, one semester short of graduating and newly married--in fact, on his honeymoon--he was called to active duty and sent to the front lines in Iraq. Crawford and his unit spent months upon months ...more
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Published April 1st 2006 by Riverhead Books (first published 2005)
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Bill
I have read The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell more than once and rather enjoyed and recognized portions of it. There is a great deal disparate opinion regarding this book and to some extent I'd say deservedly so. John Crawford was a young man who had previously served and in fact had been in the 101st Airborne Division. He did know what he was doing when he joined the Florida National Guard; with that in mind the portion of the title: " An Accidental Soldier's Account of the War in Iraq" is a b ...more
Bethany
John Crawford was newly married when his National Guard unit was shipped to Baghdad in time for the first wave of invasions in the most recent U.S. project against Iraq. As a member of the National Guard, he should have only been overseas for a couple of months. Instead, Crawford fought for over a year before being sent home. This book tells some of the things he experienced while stationed in Baghdad.

Crawford took his title from the fact that he never wants to tell another true story because th
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Jay
If you ever for some reason stumble upon this review in the endless stream of comments to come. Thank you John Crawford for writing about your experience. I have friends that have served in the military and come back different (most of them not in a good way). I never pester them with questions about their experience because (as you put it well in your own words) I get the strong feeling that they are asked too often and telling true stories about horrible things that happened is not as fun as n ...more
Aaron
A heartbreakingly true account of a soldier's life in the current Iraq war. The author was a National Guardsman who expected to do the "two weeks a year" thing until he was called up to do security detail in Baghda; hence the "accidental soldier" of the title. The horrors he witnessed and the agony and fear he had to endure will be familiar to anyone who reads the paper, but his attention to detail and his pulse-pounding anecdotes bring his tale home. Ultimately, a damning anti-war tale without ...more
Ensiform
A collection of possibly quasi-fictive vignettes and memories of the author’s tour patrolling the streets of Baghdad for over a year. He’s an extremely bitter man, and I was struck by how entitled and selfish he paints himself, how little empathy he shows. Even the subtitle, “an accidental soldier,” is misleading: he wasn’t drafted, he signed up for the National Guard. If he didn’t think that made him a soldier, he’s an idiot.

But throughout the book, his behavior and attitudes are shocking. He k
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Jan
While I was reading the preface of this book, this was my exact thought: “Wow, this guy is pissed off. This is going to be good.”

I wasn’t wrong. This book is good. It is also gut-churning, heart-wrenching, and devastating. I was riveted. I could hardly put it down. Crawford was clearly very angry when he wrote it, and I don’t blame him. He joined the National Guard to earn money for college. He never expected to be sent to fight a war overseas (and in my opinion he never should have been; that’s
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Melissa
I really thought I would like this book. I really wanted to like this book. I had a really hard time actually finishing this book. I actually made myself finish it because I kept thinking "Surely at some point, it will be good." I generally enjoy personal memoirs, especially those who have been through something life-changing, such as going to war. Not this book! Firstly I disliked the overall negativity that permeated this book. Yes - I can understand some of his negative emotions towards the e ...more
Larry Bassett
Aug 31, 2013 Larry Bassett rated it 4 of 5 stars  ·  review of another edition
Recommended to Larry by: Bill
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The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell is a book of eighteen short stories about a young man from a small town in northeast Florida who fought the war in Iraq starting with the invasion to topple Saddam Hussein in 2003. The book was published in 2005 when many of us were just beginning to realize that this “war” might go on for some time. Young Americans who had come as warriors had become occupiers.

John Crawford is twenty-five and angry. He thought he had made a small commitment to the Florida Nat
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Andrew
A friend, Sean Coutain, gave me this book a couple years ago, and I didn't read it then because I was just back from Iraq and not interested. I finally picked it up last week and flew through it.

Crawford's experience was much different than mine. In part, because he was there at the start--it was the wild west and living conditions were at their most primitive. I had expected this book to be an indictment of the Iraq War, and maybe that's even what Crawford intended. Instead, however, I found i
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Visha
I could see where Crawford might have been in a writing class and someone said, "Hey, you're writing about your experiences as a soldier in war? Here, read this-" and hands him a copy of Tim O'Brian's The Things They Carried. While the title of Crawford's book and his final chapter are strongly reminiscent of O'Brian's essay "How to Tell a True War Story," it lacks the artistry, the finesse, the ironic tone of O'Brian's work. Crawford is, to put it bluntly (and in his own words): "pissed off."

"Y
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Daniel
Crawford's account of his tour in Iraq is very different from Mark Owen's story about being a part of Seal Team 6. While the latter chooses a path and applies every ounce he has to fulfilling his dream, the former falls into war as a National Guard and endures an extended tour in a place he cannot stand.

Whether or not all of what Crawford tells is true, his tone is raw and sometimes angry. He doesn't hold back about little insurrections he and his fellow soldiers commit to relieve boredom or ten
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Kat Fuchs
The Last True Story I'll ever tell by John Crawford was a great book. This book is about a college kid who was also in the National Guard. Before John could finish college he was deployed to Iraq. In Iraq John writes and expresses how he feels. He learns that after telling his story he will never tell another one again. John being forced to go to Iraq made him a stronger person. Readers get to understand his experience a little better in Iraq and also see how he changes when he goes back home.
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Chana
It hit me hard, this story of John Crawford's military posting in Iraq with the Florida National Guard. My own son happened to be in the Florida National Guard, joining in order to get his college education like John Crawford did, just a couple of years after John. At one point he was short-listed to be sent to either Iraq or Afghanistan, I forget which. He managed to slide out of that one and after reading John's story I can't tell you how glad I am of that. But you know, I do know other people ...more
Brad Stoddard
A poorly written collection of unrelated and pointless stories about a soldier's experiences in the War in Iraq. Maybe that's the point, that the war is random and pointless and we'll all be glad when it's over. (just like I was with this book. :)
Budd
At the author states, "you know it is true because it turns your stomach." This is not a book about heroism and valor, it isn't about the people capturing Sadam or killing Bin Laden. It is a book about the reality of war from the perspective of those entrenched in it. While experiences differ, Crawford's experience was that of a person that was on the ground for over a year and really didn't see that our presence was making much of a difference. This, more than likely, shades his opinion and his ...more
Tracey Cramer-Kelly
I know it’s a good book when I’m still thinking about it 10 days after I finished it. I was looking for brutal honesty and the raw emotional toll of war (not a factual history tome), and I got it in this book. Sometimes it was as much what WASN’T written as what was (the chapter near the end with the three young boys is a good example). That is a delicate balance for a writer and it was powerful. (Note: toning down the swear words and tightening up the sentence structure would have made it even ...more
Kathleen Hagen
The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier’s Account of the War in Iraq, by John Crawford, Narrated by Patrick Lawlor, Produced by Tantor Media, Downloaded from audible.com.


John Crawford joined the Florida National Guard to pay for his college tuition; it had seemed a small sacrifice to give up one weekend a month and two weeks a year in exchange for a free education. But one semester short of graduating, and newly married, he was called to active duty, to serve in Kuwait, then on
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Brandon Tong
Book Review: The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier’s Account of the War in Iraq by John Crawford
“Hey Crawford, you got a piece of brain on your foot”. Florida National Guardsmen, John Crawford, was two credits away from graduation FSU. He was newly married and on his honeymoon when he was called to the front lines of the invasion force of Iraq. In between his patrols, he started writing stories about what happened to him and his squad. These stories became The Last True Sto
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Spencer Hargadon
It is a well written series of stories and anecdotes of Crawford's time serving in the military. What really gets you about the book is his honest no bullshit assessment of the war, he isn't trying to demonize the military for ruining his life, or make him out to be a galavanting hero, he's just telling you stories, true stories, or if not true, at least ones that he believes. His stories aren't lost in military jargon, and are accessible whether this is your first military book or your 50th. Th ...more
Janelle
This was a very eye opening book set in the earlier days of the Iraq invasion. It was incredibly sad to read the lack of organization the beginning of this war had for this group of National Guardsmen. I can't speak for the condition of active duty members, but it sure seems that these guys were treated as if they came from the bottom of the barrel. I am not surprised at how they reacted with Iraqi nationals. It's sad but that's history. Nothing atrocious was shared however in that situation, it ...more
Connie
I recently ended my Active Duty military career and I was flooded with so many different thoughts about this book and the experiences of its author/soldier. The overwhelming thoughts were how proud I am to have been associated, in even the slightest ways, with the folks who get the job done, and the shame that some leadership lost sight of whole mission to focus on their own glory.
John Crawford's story caught my attention from the first paragraph of the Prelude and wouldn't let it go until I clo
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Mike
Crawford was a member of the Florida National Guard and in The Last True Story I’ll Ever Tell he documents his time in Iraq. The thing that most stood out to me was how much this book sounded like the Vietnam memoirs I read years ago. If you changed Iraq to Vietnam, desert to jungle, and valium to marijuana, this would almost pass as a book about Vietnam. If I was a better writer I would probably write something about how this shows some grand meaning about the face of war, but I’m not, so I won ...more
Hannah
"This is a true story. You can tell because it makes your stomach turn."

Raw truth. Raw, brutal truth. The kind of truth that makes your head spin and your heart ache. John Crawford portrays this truth in, The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell , exposing the painfully raw brutality of the war in Iraq. A senior at Florida State University, with only two months left of free education from the Florida National Guard, Crawford happily marries the young, beautiful love of his life. What he thought was
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Kyle Sheppard
John Crawford's, The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell, was written to inform the reader about what really goes on in the middle of war. Crawford's purpose for writing this book was to teach the reader about the physical and emotional impact being on the front line has on a soldier. His story was based on actual events he had to endure. Since he was an actual soldier on the front line, his point of view added personal insight and credibility that the reader would not have gotten from a journalist o ...more
Matthew Navon
The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell by John Crawford The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell: An Accidental Soldier's Account of the War in Iraq, by John Crawford, is a true story on John Crawford's account with the Iraq war. He faces many gory fights, trouble at his base, and his relation with his squad.

This is my review on the book.

First off, There were way too many slow "at the base" sections that all had to do with getting into trouble with the squad leader. For example, John’s friends, Mears, Ph
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Serena
AMAZING! If anyone really wants to know and appreciate the American ground perspective of Iraq then I highly recommend this book. Warning: It is as raw, intense and honest as they come. Crawford also has a unique gift for putting his reader in his shoes without seeming contrived in the least. Any person responsible for any aspect of US foreign policy should be required to read this book, and quite frankly, any American voter.
Jacqueline
I liked this one okay but it left a bit of an odd aftertaste in my mouth. I think maybe I was picking up on the author ambivalance toward his whole experience. Every man or woman's story of their military experience is valid and worth telling. It's important not just to read about the medal of honor winners but the regular soldiers too.
Ty
This was a great book. I really enjoyed the entire thing. I didn't agree with why he went into the Guard though. He shouldn't have even joined. But on a different note, the book was fantastic, I like how Johnny boy put the images into my head. He was so good at describing the setting and peoples reactions to things that had happened and how everything went down.
Like in the final chapter of the book, he was describing going to the festival, and right beside him was his beautiful wife and how she
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Wendy
If you removed the profanity from this book, it would only be half as long. That's not even the biggest problem; I could deal with that, if Crawford himself didn't irritate me so much. This book is an entire 200+ pages of Crawford complaining. He doesn't even attempt to understand the Iraqi's, and certainly doesn't think of them as people. He uses the excuse that "it's war" which doesn't change the fact that the majority of the time he was the problem (i.e. stealing alcohol from the locals, bein ...more
Rhonda
I have never been to war but I like reading other people's stories who have been to war. John's story was interesting and provided a side to the Middle East War- Iraqi War- whatever the politically correct terminology is-- John provided a side that is not often portrayed in the media- from how some of the soldiers really felt about being at war and also how the locals ie Iraqi felt about the soldiers being there and how everyone interacted with everyone else.


I especially liked how at the end Joh
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