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The Heroes (The First Law World)
They say Black Dow's killed more men than winter, and clawed his way to the throne of the North up a hill of skulls. The King of the Union, ever a jealous neighbor, is not about to stand smiling by while he claws his way any higher. The orders have been given and the armies are toiling through the northern mud. Thousands of men are converging on a forgotten ring of stones,...more
ebook, 581 pages
Published
February 7th 2011
by Orbit
(first published January 27th 2011)
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"HE WAS AS UGLY AS INCEST"...now that is funny!! Okay, so do not...DO NOT listen to those who call this a less than a stellar performance by the god-king of grit, Joe Abercrombie. This is not only a 541 page manual on the art of breezy, muck-dripping proseology, but it also sports an intricately layered and well designed plot, three dimensional characters that are just saturated with nuance and some powerful evocative statements on the “underpants loading horror” of war and the pain-burden born...more
I've been reading a lot of Abercrombie lately - one a month for the past 5 months to be exact. One more to go and (sad face) it'll be over for a while. I hope Abercrombie is writing fast!
This book contains more of what Abercrombie is absolutely brilliant at:
Gritty, dark but oh so real. This book tells the story of war: the Union and the Northmen have been in a cat-and-mouse-war for a while, but the council needs their army elsewhere and commands a short end to this war. We'll get three days of w...more
This book contains more of what Abercrombie is absolutely brilliant at:
Gritty, dark but oh so real. This book tells the story of war: the Union and the Northmen have been in a cat-and-mouse-war for a while, but the council needs their army elsewhere and commands a short end to this war. We'll get three days of w...more
When asked what sort of music I liked to listen to, I answered "grunge" for years after it was fashionable to do so. I think most of us can name a musician or band that we loved in high school, one that we listened to well past pop culture's imposed expiration date. Perhaps most of us can even recall the time when we realized that our tastes were no longer fashionable. Eventually, we have to see what's hip "today," and I suspect that the same holds true for fantasy.
When I was a young man, listen...more
When I was a young man, listen...more
This is a hard review for me to write because I am such a fan of Abercrombie's work. Such a fan in fact, that I re-read the entire First Law trilogy and Best Served Cold to catch back up. That and I've spent far to much money collecting ARCs, Limited Editions and the like. So it's with a heavy heart that I give The Heroes, Abercrombie's fifth installment in this realm, only three stars.
The Heroes stands alone on it's own but it's part of the same realm as his other works. Many of the same chara...more
The Heroes stands alone on it's own but it's part of the same realm as his other works. Many of the same chara...more
First off: for the sake of clarity, I guess I had better point this out from the start: my name has been used for a minor character in this book. Obviously, I’m flattered and honoured –and I must say that it is very odd, reading your name in print, knowing that in some strange way you’ve influenced the telling of a tale.
I say that because there may be others who will notice this and surmise that, as a consequence, with the reviewer suitably bribed, this review will automatically be fulsome. And...more
I say that because there may be others who will notice this and surmise that, as a consequence, with the reviewer suitably bribed, this review will automatically be fulsome. And...more
The first time I'd tried to read this book I stopped. It really bogged down during the battle of Gettysburg...er, I mean, the battle of Osrung. The momentum that Abercrombie had built up during the First Law trilogy started petering out during Best Served Cold and finally runs into the mud about a third of the way into The Heroes.
Some of the POVs are just idiotic and I would find myself skimming them trying to get the dialogue. The suggestion of some kinda of metaplot involving Bayaz vs Ishri.....more
In retrospect, the "clunky" skirmish was actually quite interesting. It had been a while since I last read an Abercrombie book, so I wasn't feeling accustomed to his fight scenes. I think I would have appreciated it some more, if this portrayal of a fight scene had come later in the book. I say that, but... all of that to say that I think I enjoyed it. I just needed some time to acclimate.
I was a bit disappointed with Abercrombie's latest installment. I'm really, really sad to say that, as I'm a...more
I was a bit disappointed with Abercrombie's latest installment. I'm really, really sad to say that, as I'm a...more
This, unfortunately, is by far the worst of Abercrombie's novels so far. His strengths as a writer are still apparent, the action scenes are still well written and everything moves at a fast pace. What makes this book poor however is the characters and the plot. Usually one of his strengths with characters like Gloka, Logen and Monza from his previous works. In this novel his characters are dull. It doesn't matter if characters are amoral, sadistic, virtuous, brave or any other trait as long as...more
Another great Joe Abercrombie book. In this book he focuses on one battle, switching between various people on either side. We meet some familiar faces from his previous books along with new ones. He has filled the book again with unlovable, yet fascinating, characters. Everyone has his flaws but you want to spend time with them despite or because of this. You find yourself unsure who you want to win this epic battle. In the end, well... it doesn't end well. Joe Abercrombie seems unable to do ha...more
“Wow. The Heroes is unputdownable, action-packed and very enjoyable. Joe Abercrombie’s novel is probably the best Fantasy Book of 2011, in the year that gave us A Dance with Dragons, Prince of Thorns and more.” ~The Founding Fields
Alright, I know that I’m about a year late to the party, but I figured I’d get around to reading this before I delved into Red Country, Abercrombie’s 2012 novel. I’m also going to start this review by saying that I haven’t read all of Abercrombie’s The First Law Trilog...more
Alright, I know that I’m about a year late to the party, but I figured I’d get around to reading this before I delved into Red Country, Abercrombie’s 2012 novel. I’m also going to start this review by saying that I haven’t read all of Abercrombie’s The First Law Trilog...more
I finished The Heroes a couple of days ago and I now have had some time to gather my thoughts. Firstly, for a book that is 500 pages long, it was a very quick read for me and it felt like a much shorter book. I think that Abercrombie's plotting is getting much leaner and I get the sense that he is planning his standalones much more meticulously than he did his trilogy. For a big book, I didn't think there was much fat to this one.
I would say that the "Three Men, One Battle" tagline is a little m...more
I would say that the "Three Men, One Battle" tagline is a little m...more
fans of the author will be delighted with this new product. I really have no complaints about the quality of the writing or about the plot. But I really cannot accept the infatuation with violence and the cynicism that permeates the text. This aspect was less glaring in the first trilogy, but here the whole story is about war and literally nothing else. Abercrombie is aware of the horrors of wars, yet here are some snippets of the mentality that ticked me off:
"Wonderful thing a war. Done the ri...more
"Wonderful thing a war. Done the ri...more
Ah yes. Another long awaited visit to the world of First Law Trilogy.
Where men of the north bathe in the blood of battle, the men of the union bitch and moan in their civilized finery, and the strings of all are pulled by the students of Juven.
Shivers makes another appearance in this new tale of blood and glory, alongside the Mike Tysonesque Bremer as well as several new named men(and one named woman), a few union soldiers(and one woman) who weedle and cajole and basically play the parts of foo...more
Where men of the north bathe in the blood of battle, the men of the union bitch and moan in their civilized finery, and the strings of all are pulled by the students of Juven.
Shivers makes another appearance in this new tale of blood and glory, alongside the Mike Tysonesque Bremer as well as several new named men(and one named woman), a few union soldiers(and one woman) who weedle and cajole and basically play the parts of foo...more
Joe Abercrombie has ruined me for other fantasy authors. When I read battle scenes in other books, I get impatient with all the near-misses, and the way that the protagonists get all the lucky breaks. In a real battle, for all the crazy near misses, there must be many more cases where the guy didn't turn around in time, or ducked left instead of right, or tripped on a gopher mound.
Abercrombie tells the whole story. He tells us about the cases where the near-miss didn't happen, about the guy who...more
Abercrombie tells the whole story. He tells us about the cases where the near-miss didn't happen, about the guy who...more
While I enjoyed this book, it's my least favorite work from Joe Abercrombie. My biggest problems with it, are that there really isn't much of a story (I mean it takes place during 3 days), the book features the voice of practically every character in the book, and the ending isn't very satisfying. All three of those problems were essentially created by the subject of the book, a realistic look at a Fantasy battle with very small amounts of magic (in this case mostly science). Abercrombie really...more
My first experience with Joe Abercrombie's work--the first volume of his First Law trilogy--was not an unambivalent pleasure, so when I was loading up on summer reading in the fantasy section when I came across "The Heroes" and saw that it was not part of the First Law trilogy I grabbed it, eager to find a novel by Abercrombie that would give me a fresh start with him. Little did I realize at the time "The Heroes" is not part of the trilogy because it is Abercrombie's fifth book featuring these...more
Although it's a big tough book about a big tough battle that's, if not exactly pointless, certainly difficult for all but a few to fathom, The Heroes is actually slightly less cynical than the First Law Trilogy and somewhat less unpleasant than Best Served Cold, which I found unbearably horrible, albeit in that way that only extremely good books can be. Having said that, being slightly less cynical and somewhat less unpleasant in the ouevre of Joe Abercrombie leaves ample scope for both.
The Hero...more
The Hero...more
The Piles
“Fuck this shit” grumbled Slicker Gutwruck as he wearily limped up the hill, bile tickling his tonsils. “I couldn't give an arse about war anymore,” he spat. How ironic that I'm so good at it he mused, as his rag-tag squad of soldiers showed off their cool moves on a group of unfortunate peons they got the drop on. There was Broody McBrooderson, master of the garotte; Slicker's second-in-command, Little Miss Sunshine, tougher than any man, and more than capable of commanding Serenity, e...more
“Fuck this shit” grumbled Slicker Gutwruck as he wearily limped up the hill, bile tickling his tonsils. “I couldn't give an arse about war anymore,” he spat. How ironic that I'm so good at it he mused, as his rag-tag squad of soldiers showed off their cool moves on a group of unfortunate peons they got the drop on. There was Broody McBrooderson, master of the garotte; Slicker's second-in-command, Little Miss Sunshine, tougher than any man, and more than capable of commanding Serenity, e...more
Again, this book has much of the great qualities in previous books. There isn't much change in the style, just more characters, more switching points of view and a very narrow time frame is seen. I was worried how well 600 some page book was going to deal with a 3 day battle. It's handled extremely well, though to clarify there is a bit of time told before and after the battle (and war) is over. I do continue to say that the trilogy and Best Served Cold is required reading to really understand t...more
I should preface this review by stating that I don't have a lot of fantasy genre-reading experience to compare this novel to. I enjoyed Tolkien as a child (who didn't?), but up until last year when a friend recommended the fantasy books of Patrick Rothfuss (who, if you haven't read his works, do it NOW!), I hadn't picked up the genre in years. The Heroes is therefore the first Abercrombie novel I've read and despite the testosterone-overload of the cover image, I plunged in to discover one of th...more
It begins like this:
As a way of introducing a fantasy adventure novel, this sentence is very efficient: it establishes the narrative tone; it suggests that the characters we’ll follow will not necessarily be in peak physical condition (as is the stereotype); and it highlights that we are going to feel every twinge and scar.
The Heroes chronicles a three-day battle the forces of theUnion and...more
‘Too old for this shit,’ muttered Craw, wincing at the pain in his dodgy knee with every other step. (p. 9)
As a way of introducing a fantasy adventure novel, this sentence is very efficient: it establishes the narrative tone; it suggests that the characters we’ll follow will not necessarily be in peak physical condition (as is the stereotype); and it highlights that we are going to feel every twinge and scar.
The Heroes chronicles a three-day battle the forces of theUnion and...more
In short, this book is awesome and I cannot recommend it enough. Joe Abercrombie's masterpiece is one of the most original fantasy pieces I have read in a very long time. Instead of the usual epoch spanning plotlines of other fantasy stories, usually told over the course of between 3 to 13 books, this instead is very much a standalone story that covers a very short period of time (3 days to be specific). The story focuses on a single battle fought over a hill called The Heroes. It moves from per...more
I loved the characters who each have well drawn out, real seeming psychologies. The culture of the northmen, with their name earning, interesting names, viking-esqe politics and social order was also quite cool. The book is also a nuanced meditation on war and, of course, on heroes. That's a neat thing for a swords and sorcery novel to do.
The world is a bit like the world of Conan, and self consciously so. Different earth cultures are reflected like shadows in the Abercrombie world.
One of my c...more
The world is a bit like the world of Conan, and self consciously so. Different earth cultures are reflected like shadows in the Abercrombie world.
One of my c...more
Abercrombie is a tough one for me. I can quite say that I enjoy his books, but I'm not sure I can say they're actually *good*. I think the problem is that Abercrombie is a bit too much like me, in that he likes playing around with tropes and the *craft* of storytelling more than actually telling a story. All his characters are archetypes, not people. They exist to be subverted or to subvert the conventions of whatever genre he digs into. Don't get me wrong, I love that kind of stuff, but he neve...more
This fantasy novel isn't about real heroes. The Heroes turn out to be the name of a clump of hills where a battle takes place.
I was caught from the beginning, when freelance soldier Craw grumbles about war and admits his fear of battle and dreams of retiring. The book follows Craw and a huge cast, sometimes so many I had a hard time keeping them straight. But most of the time I fell right into each POV and eagerly followed their mental processes and reasons for their decisions. In battle as well...more
I was caught from the beginning, when freelance soldier Craw grumbles about war and admits his fear of battle and dreams of retiring. The book follows Craw and a huge cast, sometimes so many I had a hard time keeping them straight. But most of the time I fell right into each POV and eagerly followed their mental processes and reasons for their decisions. In battle as well...more
The Heroes - Joe Abercrombie
I have always been a fan of Abercrombie's; the Heroes is the second of three 'stand alone' novels set in the same world as his First Law Trilogy. Best Served Cold, the first of the three, was Abercrombie's own, original fantasy take on the revenge story (inspired by Kill Bill etc).
The Heroes is Abercrombie's take on war and (obviously) heroism. The novel examines the three day battle between the powerful Union of the South and the tough, rough Northmen, led by hard-a...more
I have always been a fan of Abercrombie's; the Heroes is the second of three 'stand alone' novels set in the same world as his First Law Trilogy. Best Served Cold, the first of the three, was Abercrombie's own, original fantasy take on the revenge story (inspired by Kill Bill etc).
The Heroes is Abercrombie's take on war and (obviously) heroism. The novel examines the three day battle between the powerful Union of the South and the tough, rough Northmen, led by hard-a...more
The Heroes is a very interesting book to me. I get the feeling that I jumped into Joe Abercrombie's world a few books late and I fully plan to go back and read the previous books.
Essentially the Heroes is a dark, gritty and intelligent look at war, in both a harsh and whimsical view simultaneously. The book follows two warring sides fighting over a barren mountainside for its strategic value. (and no other)
You're taken through the stories of lowly privates all the way up to the King's advisors a...more
Essentially the Heroes is a dark, gritty and intelligent look at war, in both a harsh and whimsical view simultaneously. The book follows two warring sides fighting over a barren mountainside for its strategic value. (and no other)
You're taken through the stories of lowly privates all the way up to the King's advisors a...more
I’ve really enjoyed Abercrombie’s “First Law” books and “Best Served Cold” so I was looking forward to “The Heroes” and I wasn’t disappointed - it may not quite be his best book, but it isn’t far behind. The biggest difference in this book is the scope, whereas his previous works crossed continents and covered a timespan of several months or years; “The Heroes” is more tightly focused on describing the three days of a battle between the invading Union army and the Northmen trying to retain contr...more
This was the first novel by Joe Abercrombie that I have read. It surely is not going to be the last novel of his I read either. In fact, I found his "The First Law" trilogy at a bookstore that was going out of business and bought all three, in trade paperback, for $25! Anyway, I have to say that I now wish that I had read "The First Law" trilogy first, before I read The Heroes, it might have caused me to bump it from four stars to five. We'll see.
I have read a lot of military history and militar...more
I have read a lot of military history and militar...more
The book is in many ways a send-up of war novels as a whole, where the overall context of the battle is never explained because the reader presumably already knows how these two armies came to be facing one another. While the reader is given only vague hints about the historical context of this confrontation, it truly doesn’t matter much to the characters involved. All that is important is the fighting that must be done.
Abercrombie in many ways returns to his bread and butter when he describes t...more
Abercrombie in many ways returns to his bread and butter when he describes t...more
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| Time line/ mention of previous characters | 1 | 28 | Feb 09, 2013 07:30am | |
| Fantasy Book Club...: * The Heroes Part V-After the Battle | 10 | 64 | Dec 22, 2012 11:19am | |
| Fantasy Book Club...: * The Heroes Part II-Day One | 19 | 37 | Dec 10, 2012 11:49am | |
| Fantasy Book Club...: * The Heroes Part I--Before the Battle | 35 | 36 | Dec 05, 2012 05:07pm | |
| Fantasy Book Club...: * The Heroes Part IV-Day 3 | 11 | 56 | Nov 28, 2012 08:30am | |
| Fantasy Book Club...: * The Heores Part III-Day 2 | 16 | 22 | Nov 24, 2012 03:39pm | |
| The Sword and Laser: Battling the Heroes | 8 | 73 | Sep 17, 2012 02:49pm |
Joe Abercrombie was educated at Lancaster Royal Grammar School and Manchester University, where he studied psychology. He moved into television production before taking up a career as a freelance film editor. During a break between jobs he began writing The Blade Itself in 2002, completing it in 2004. It was published by Gollancz in 2006 and was followed by two other books in The First Law Trilogy...more
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“I'm a fucking coward."
"Maybe." Craw jerked his thumb over his shoulder at Whirrun's corpse. "There's a hero. Tell me who's better off.”
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"Maybe." Craw jerked his thumb over his shoulder at Whirrun's corpse. "There's a hero. Tell me who's better off.”

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